Theodore: Oi oi kiddies! Welcome to another installation done by the epic music plays PARODY KIDS! more epic music Ha ha!
Being as I've watched rent like…a billion times in the past week I think it's safe to say I lurves it. Consequently I also lurves Tales of Symphonia (ToS)…and Sheelos. So this is what happens when I conspire with my associate – Parody Kid #1!...Kid!

Without further ado! I give to you ToS – Light my candle! runs from thrown fruit

[Sheena, looking at her kunai, thinking her roommate Lloyd has returned
What'd you forget?

[Zelos enters, holding a candle and looking for a match;

[Zelos
Got a light?

[Sheena
I know you? -- You're --
You're shivering

[Zelos
It's nothing
The king put out my heat
And I'm just a little
Wobbly on my feet
Would you light my candle?

smirks
What are you staring at?

[Sheena
blushes
Nothing
Red hair in the moonlight
You look familiar
[She lights his candle timidly. Zelos starts to leave, but stumbles.

[Sheena
confused yet concerned
Can you make it?

[Zelos
Just done a little too much today
At least the room stopped spinning.
Anyway. smirks again What?

[Sheena
flustered

Nothing
Your smile reminded me of --

[Zelos
rolls his eyes and grins
I always remind woman of – God, is he?

[Sheena
NO! He died. His name was Orochi

[Zelos obviously blows out the candle.
Whoop! It's out again
Sorry about your friend
Would you light my candle?

[Sheena lights the candle. They linger, awkwardly.
[Sheena
Well --

[Zelos
[He cranes himself closer
Yeah. Ow!

[Sheena
[instinctively grabs at his burnt finger
Oh, the wax -- it's --

[Zelos
[smirks and twists his hand about to grab hers – lowering it down his bare chest towards…
Dripping! I like it -- between my --

[Sheena

[blushes, yelps and pulls her hand back
Fingers. I figured...
Oh, well. Goodnight.

[Zelos shrugs and exits. Sheena heads back toward her kunai on the table.
[There is another knock, which she answers.

It blew out again?

[Zelos
No -- I think I forgot something else

[Sheena

I know I've seen you around and about
When I used to go leave this house
Your candle's out-

[Zelos
I'm chillin' --
I remembered when I walked in the door
It was pure --
Thoughts taunt me no more

[Sheena
Thoughts taunt no more?

[Zelos gets down on all fours and starts acting like he's searching
[after a moment he looks back at Sheena provocatively

[Zelos
They say I have the best ass below Flainor
Is it true?

[Sheena, staring quite stunned at the sight of the man's rear
What?

[Zelos, with a sly grin
You're staring again.

[Sheena

[startled
Oh no.
I mean you do -- have a nice --
I mean – Sexy – AHH! You look familiar

[Zelos

Like your dead boyfriend?

[Sheena
Only when you smile.
But I'm sure I've seen you somewhere else --

[Zelos
Do you go to the Katz Scratch Club?
That's where I work - I dance – Without my pants

[Sheena, stunned
Yes!
They used to tie you up --

[Zelos
I love my living

[Zelos douses the flame again.

[Sheena with a sheepish look
I-i didn't recognize you
Without the handcuffs

[Zelos
[rolls up to kneel in front of her, giving her a start
We could light the candle
Oh won't you light the candle?

[Sheena eventually lights it again.

[Sheena
Why don't you forget that stuff
You look like you're…married

[Zelos
scoffs Hey, I'm single – What are you saying?
I'm born to be bad

[Sheena
Huh? What? born to be bad
I- What do you mean by that?

[Zelos
It's cold without heat I tell you

[Sheena
I still don't get what you-

[Zelos
Let's not be cold

[Sheena
Wha huh?!
You can't mean you wanna – me?!

[Zelos
I think you'd like to try to --

[Sheena, shakes her head a bit too vigourly
Uh uh!!

[Zelos with a smirk as he wanders closer
Lets Feel good

[Sheena

I -- it -- um --

[Sheena turns as if to walk away, only to meet with the couch. Upon turning about she see Zelos' shirtless self bathed in the moonlight leaving a provocative picture in her mind.. H-hot.

[Zelos
Hm, What's that?

[Sheena

Nothing your crazy!

[Sheena tries to turn her back

[Zelos, turns her about with the candle in his hand
We should play with the candle

[Sheena quickly blows out the candle.

[Zelos only grins as he steps towards her, watching her step back until she falls to lay back on the couch
What'd you do to my candle?

[Sheena, extremely flustered
T-that was my last match!

[Zelos, kneels on the couch, one leg between hers as he lowers himself over her.
Our eyes'll adjust, thank God for the moon

[Sheena, blushing while weakly pushing at his chest
Maybe it's not the moon at all
There's lanterns set up by the street!

[Zelos
What humbug

[A pause as he moves his hand to entwine with one of hers as he lets his lips drift to touch briefly to hers ... What humbug

[Sheena, half seduced, half bewildered
C-cold hands

[Zelos
Not you.
Soft. Like my mother's
You wanna dance?
[he gives a wink

[Sheena, staring at him with wide eyes
W-with you?

[Zelos, laughs
No -- with my mother

[Sheena
I-I'm Sheena

[Zelos, smirking widely
They call me

[he inchs low to touch there foreheads together
They call me Sexy!
[with a quick motion he gives her lips a kiss before hoping off and flashing a wink while reeling backwards out of the room