Short Chapter…excuse is: I'm tired, and lazy, and I suck, and this is bothering me, and I don't own Naruto, and I forgot the disclaimer in the first chapter, and I am feeling a bit demented, and people are bothering me, and I am sleepy and I don't like it how people don't review, and I WANT PEOPLE TO REVIEW, and IF PEOPLE DON'T REVIEW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WIRTE, and if I don't know what to write them I won't do anything, and people don't care about me, and I don't like people not caring about me, and I want REVIEWS, and I want my PILLOW, and I want my TEDDY BEAR, and I am random, and I can keep on going forever and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and…………THANK YOU FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ THIS AND THANK YOU FOR THE PEOPLE WHO REVIEWED!
He was running, sweat was pouring down his face, blah, blah, and blah. You've probably read this stuff before anyway.
Basically Naruto was dreaming how his life would be like if there were fairies and vampires in his miserable life.
To him, this was a wonderful dream, until…
Bam!
"Wake up you lazy piece of crap!" guess who? It's Iruka of course. Well actually, super angry Iruka. Don't tell me you wouldn't get angry trying to wake up a kid who would sleep though a hurricane if he was allowed to. But since Naruto was still half asleep when he was shaken up by Iruka, you can imagine the cute face that he had, if you couldn't, well, he's eyes were droopy, he had a little bit of drool on his chin, his hair was messier than usual and altogether it was just adorable.
Kakashi poked his head in. "Come on you lazy brat, get a move on, it's the first day of year 7 and also the first day at a new school, be excited or nervous."
Naruto gave them a blank look before diving back into his warm comfy bed.
It took them a bit of time getting Naruto out of bed, ready and into the car, but since they were used to Naruto and knew how to handle him, it all took about 15 minutes.
Naruto was still half asleep when he was kicked out of the car. He stood in front for his new school blinking.
The school was one of those where there were the rich brats, fan gangs and the servants. He could tell immediately, Naruto didn't know why he agreed to go to this school…wait…he didn't agree, he was forced to, Iruka can be pretty scary when he wants to be.
A car arrived behind Naruto, more like a limousine, well just one of those cars for rich people anyway.
"Move it you blond idiot." A snobbish voice woke Naruto up a bit.
He turned around to face the person, but it shocked him completely. It was a girl, WITH BUBBLEGUM PINK HAIR!!! Isn't hair that colour illegal? Hang on, she actually had the nerve to call him a blond idiot, does she even know how disgusting her hair is?
"Shove it blondy." A few of her so called friends came to greet her; they were more like her faithful puppy dogs.
"Excuse me, I might be blond, but it's my natural colour, what colours you hair? Just looking at it is making my eyes burn." A bored voice came out of Naruto's mouth. He knew he had mad this year just a bit harder for him, but he didn't know how people could stand this pink banshee.
He had searched this school when he got his laptop. He hacked into their files finding out all about his classmates and teachers.
Naruto knew all about this girl anyway, who was, by the way, fuming in anger now.
Her name was Haruno Sakura. She is from a rich family; he father owns a big company and he mother used to be a writer. Her hobbies are stalking hot boys, being a bitch to anyone who was not important to her, trying to be queen of the world and trying to find her prince charming.
The other girls were not important so he just walked away.
'By the time I get to my class, Haruno would have spread rumours about me and I probably won't have any friends this year. Meh, it's not important, I don't pay attention anyway.' Naruto went to the office looking for someone to tell him where to go, although he already knew the school pretty well, he pretty much guessed where his classroom would be anyway.
"Excuse me, I'm Uzumaki Naruto, a new student, could you please tell me where to go?" Naruto said in his politest voice to the lady behind the office desk.
"Uzumaki Naruto was it? Well I've got you seclude here, and also a map of the school just in case you get lost, the school is pretty big." The nice lady handed the items to Naruto before showing him the directions to his classroom.
"Thank you! I'll see you later." Walking out of the office and following the directions to his new class.
He realised the teacher wasn't there yet by the noise coming from the room. Naruto noticed a boy standing nervously at the door, looking unsure if he should go in or not.
"Hey, are you new here too?" he said loudly, calling out to the boy.
The guys jumped before turning awkwardly to face him.
"Uh, y-yeah, I-I'm new." The guy mumbled.
"Why don't you go in?" Naruto asked, taking the time to study the boy.
The guy had chocolate brown hair and brown eyes, which seemed doglike. He seemed to have two triangle shaped tattoos both of his cheeks. He wore a hoodie but had the hood pulled down.
The guys seemed very embarrassed. "I-I wasn't s-sure if t-this was the r-right classroom-m." He spluttered.
"Oh, that's alright, I'm new too, what's you name?"
"My n-name's I-Inuzuka K-Kiba. What's your n-name?"
"I'm Uzumaki Naruto, nice to meet you." It was nice to know that someone was sharing the same excitement as you, Naruto yawned.
The teacher walked towards them.
"Oh, are you two the new students?" they nodded.
"Well, come in, you can introduce yourselves to the class."
Opening the door, she yelled out "QUIET YOU BRATS OR I'LL SEND YOU OUT!"
Silence
Naruto like this teacher already, there was no noise at all, so very peaceful.
"Now, we have new students everyone, there are some others in the other classes, but we have two in our class. So let them introduce themselves." She smiled at them before moving away to her desk and marking some papers.
Naruto glanced at Kiba. The kid was almost wetting himself. Taking pity on him, he went first.
"Hello everyone, my name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like reading and technology stuff." He glanced around the room taking in all the details, writing the information down in his mental notebook…
"I don't like lots of things, especially people bothering me when I'm tired."
He noticed that not many of them are listening, the girls were whispering to each other, giggling and the guys were pushing and shoving, pretty much being idiots.
He continued. "I'm usually a lazy person, so if I don't do much of the work, it's not really my fault, last time I bothered I almost blew up my house."
Some people were giggling, or just the ones that bothered. Naruto sighed, what was the point of an introduction anyway, couldn't the teacher just tell everyone their names and just let everyone figure the rest out but themselves?
"Well, thanks…to the people that listened anyway…" Naruto muttered.
He looked back at Kiba again, something seemed different. Dog-boy didn't seem nervous or excited at all, he seemed kind of bored like him.
Naruto, the master of masks realised something. Kiba was a fake. Not one of those fake girly-girl fakes. It was a mask, he was hiding something, and he was good at it, be since our Naruto-chan has had a mask on his face all his life, Kiba's mask was easy to look through.
"Hey Kiba, it's your turn." Calling out to the boy, instantly the boy was a nervosus wreck again.
Naruto almost rolled his eyes, it might fool some people, but the guys obviously need practice.
He looked at the teacher who pointed at a seat near the window. Putting his books down, he turned towards Kiba who started talking.
"H-Hello-o, my n-name is I-Inuzuka Kiba. I like animal's b-but mostly d-dogs a-and I-I don't-t like h-homework. T-thank you..."
Even thought the guy looked nervous at least he got a sentence out. Naruto looked at the guy in front of him. In his mental profiles he managed to find the file for this guy.
Nara Shikamaru aged 13. He is a genius with an IQ of around 200, a strategist. He is helpless on the computer, okay at sport. Shikamaru has a lazy personality and is a calm person.
'Sounds like me…but helpless on the computer…meh…whatever…"
"EVERYONE, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION! Since there are new students and the first day, I'll let you guys have a free period but nobody is allowed outside, only in this classroom okay? Also, I have lots of things to mark so please keep it quite, try whispering." The teacher seemed tried, so did Naruto…
Laziness...
'I'm going to sleep of this period…not like anyone's going to care…oh, hey look, Shikamaru is already snoring…well, I'm going to join him in dreamland…'
So am I…I need sleep too…
I decided to this one first…I was quite bored with the other one…couldn't really be bothered writing another chapter for Guardian Angle, it's kind of bothering me…
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Bye for now…
JUU