Author's notes: 'allo I decided to change a few things in this chapter spell checks and such well anyway here's chapter 2 2.0

Chapter 2: The concert, DD's cruise and monkeys?

It was the almost time for the concert and The Eds were having some trouble…"come oooon, dammit I hate lines!!!!" Eddy shouted as the line to get in was MASSIVE! "Eddy, language!" Double D scolded "besides we're next in line" " a good buttock finds it's own bench Eddy" Ed scolded as well "well excuuuuuuuse me princess" the two began to squabble without hearing the ticket man repeatedly shouting "next" and the ticket guy had enough "NEXT!!!!!!!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs "geez alright we didn't hear ya I think ya made deaf in my left ear" eddy complained while handing in his ticket "my apologies sir" said Double D and Ed just stood there "Ed wheres your ticket!?" Eddy yelled at him "ticket?" Ed asked stupidly "the piece of paper I got you" Eddy responded with anger growing by the moment "oh that I ate it!" and said with pride."……………..YOU ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? After all that cash I spent to get u a ticket you ate it!?!?! That's it buddy it Heimlich time!!!" Eddy yelled he then quickly wrap his arm around Ed's waist and did the Heimlich expelling the ticket that happened to have a piece of the living mold stuck to witch began to crawl away yelling "FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!" the ticket man took the ticket with disgust "go on in." he said before puking. (not from the ticket from the smell and sight of the mold.) "alright let's go get those snacks quick!" Eddy shouted.

The crowd was going nuts as the Banana Slamma's walked on the stage "are you ready!?!?!" they shouted to the crowd witch began to cheer "a-one a-two a-you know what to do!!!"

Here, here, here we go, So they're finally here performing for you, If you know the words you can join in too, Put your hands together if you want to clap, As we take you through this monkey rap,

Huh!! DK, Donkey Kong!!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, He's finally back, to kick some tail, His coconut gun can fire in spurts, If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt, He's bigger, faster and stronger too, He's the first member of the DK crew!

Huh!! DK, Donkey Kong!! DK, Donkey Kong is here!!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes, She can shrink in size to suit her mood, She's quick and nimble when she needs to be, She can float through the air and climb up trees, If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!

Huh!! DK, Donkey Kong!!

He has no style, he has no grace, This Kong has a funny face, He can handstand when he needs to, And stretch his arms out just for you, Inflate himself just like a baloon, This crazy Kong just digs this tune!

Huh!! DK, Donkey Kong!! DK, Donkey Kong is here!!

He's back again and about time too, And this time he's in the mood, He can fly real high with his jetpack on, With his pistols out he's one tough Kong, He'll make you smile when he plays his tune, But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!

Huh!! DK, Donkey Kong!! Huh!!

Finally he's here, he's here for you, It's the last member of the DK crew, This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, He'll make a Kremling cry out for mummy, He can pick up a boulder with relative ease, Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze, He may move slow, he can't jump high, But this Kong is one hell of a guy!

Huh!!

C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells, Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells,

Oh yeah!!

the crowd began to applaud and yell at the top of their lungs while chanting "DK,DK,DK,DK,DK,DK" "thank you good night!!!!" the lead singer shouted. "awwww man that rap rocked!" Eddy yelled to his friends as they walked home "yes it was but I wonder who DK is? I mean is he like their pet or something? 'cause they probably would have mentioned him somewhere" Double D pondered and Eddy quickly responded "They probably made him up for the song" "I suppose" Double D agreed then a thought came to him "Eddy we were the only kids in the cul-de-sac who scored tickets right?" "ya why?" "I was wondered since everyone there got free autographed bootlegs of the song I was thinking what if I fix up a boat and setup a Peach Creek Cruise for relaxation and a chance to get to hear the DK Rap?" Double D asked. Eddy looked completely dumbfounded normally he was the one that thought up the scams but…."DOUBLE D YOU'RE A GENIUS WE"LL BE ROLLIN' DOUGH, LET"S DO IT!!!!!!!!"

The next day they had setup the cruise and the kids (even KEVIN) paid up and were on board due them all being MAJOR fans of The Banana Slammas and needed to relax. "before we set sail I would like to explain the safety measure of th-" "just get on with the cruise and start the music Double Dork!" Kevin cut in rudely and impatiently. "set sail Captain Eddy!" Double D shouted to Eddy and walked off to begin the song while muttering under his breath. "aye aye guy!" Eddy shouted back and began the cruise little did they know they were going farther then they expected. "hang on folks we're hitting some rapids here!" Eddy informed the passengers "RAPIDS!?!? Eddy turn back I didn't protect the ship from rapi-" "to late Double D!" they had hit the rapids head on and the ship was now being thrown to and fro while the passengers were knocked around like beach balls on spring break "Eddy if we survive this i'm gonna kill you!!!!!" Sarah yelled having one of her hissy fits "Eddy the GPS says were in the OCEAN!!!!!!!" CRRRRRRRASSSSSHHHHHH a massive wave hit the ship and blinded Eddy with saltwater, unable to control the ship Eddy accidentally hit a large rock and the ship was destroyed tossing everyone into the unforgiving waves The Eds however managed to grab a piece of the ship and stayed together but they were soon knocked out by a piece of the ship and drifted off……….

On the beach of an uncharted island the still unconscious Eds drifted onto shore "what the?" a brown furred gorilla with a red tie with the yellow initials "D.K" on it as he ran to them "are these HUMANS!?!?" the gorilla asked noone in particular he quickly grabbed them and ran into the near by jungle "CRANKY,DIDDY YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT I FOUND UNCONCIOUS HUMANS!!!!!"

Author's notes: well there ya go a cookie to anyone who finds the Legend of Zelda TV Show reference in this chapter ;) R&R plz