Well, I'm glad that MizzChocolate liked my announcement about her, I'm sure we're going to be great friends…(by the way I'm kind of being sarcastic…if you didn't notice…)
Has anyone ever written a story and then have their favorite author, like the person you love most come and review you and say that it's good?
That would be soooooooooo cool, but what ever. I don't really care, although it would be cool…
Go read some of the stories I read, they are quite funny and stuff, go give them reviews so that they update faster, but don't boost their egos up too much.
I'm so glad people actually bother to review my story, I love you guys!
Anyway, please continue reading!
Thanks!
JUU
Click
Chapter 11 – Clicky thing
By JUUBI
After school…
"Have you gotten any more information on the gangs?" Sasuke said as Naruto and him waited for the others to come out. It has become their habit now, making them wait as long as they can, it was almost a game for Kiba and the others.
"I've left a note for the Kabuto guy but I haven't gotten time to go back to it yet, I've asked them to update their guard sine I could easily get though last time I though it was unfair." Naruto grinned at him.
Sasuke groaned, "You are a complete idiot! That means it'll take more time for us to get their information if they do!"
Naruto glared, "I'm not an idiot!"
"Orochimaru-sama, some one has been trying to hack into our files." A man, typing furiously at his keyboard, not looking back to the person he has spoken to.
"Find out who it was." A sick, disgusting voice came from behind.
"…Orochimaru-sama, this man is obviously skilled, I can not trace it back but he did leave a small note." Kabuto said, pushing his glasses back up with his hand.
"Read it"
"Dear Kabuto-san,
Sorry to have hacked in but I just needed some information, I haven't had time to look though your files yet but when I get back to it please have more of a challenge for me. I know that your system is much better than most of the others since they have not taken the time to make it hack proof but yours, well you might want to work on it for a while.
I won't be able to get on the computer for a few days but please do update your guard, it's no fun if you don't have anything difficult for me.
Kitsune
That's it Orochimaru-sama, it was the only thing he left." Kabuto read out, turning back to face the man.
The pale man was smiling, "find him later, right now get the boys."
Kabuto stood up and bowed, "Yes, of course Orochimaru-sama."
Back with the others…
Kiba jumped out, with the others following him, "Whoohoo! How long did we take this time?" he yelled.
"27 minutes Kiba." Hinata said, checking her watch.
Shikamaru sighed, "It's not a game you know, this is such a pain."
Naruto and Sasuke glared at Kiba, who was now jumping around like an excited puppy-dog. "Yeah, it's not a game Kiba." They said in unison.
"Well sorry your highnesses!" he said pointing his nose up in the air.
"Let's get going people." Ino interrupted as she saw Sasuke clench his fist with a glare on his face.
Sasuke fainted while everyone just gasped in shock. In front of them was a scene everyone has been either waiting for or very, very shocking.
Smooch-y
Smooch-y
Itachi was making out furiously with Yoko. It is, of course very cute for us, but not for everyone. Sasuke was lying dead on the floor after seeing his wise, sensible and, of course, great big brother doing soothing he had never though anyone in the Uchiha family could do. Actually, he never thought that any of the Uchiha's had any kissing skills, but in front of him was his brother, not just with his kissing skills, but his awesome, amazing, Itachi kissing skills out for everyone to see!
Naruto was gapping at this site, he never, ever though that his big sister would go all out! Here are his thoughts, 'OMG! Yoko-nee-chan is making out with Vampire-san! Did Vampire-san cast a spell on poor Nee-chan?! I'm so going to kill him! What do you kill a Vampire with?'
His more sensible thoughts were, 'Heh, I knew it, damn that Uchiha has talent with that tongue of his, this is perfect blackmailing material! Damn I wish I had a camera!' (Please note the more, this was just a bit more sensible that his other thoughts, as we can tell).
Ino, Sakura and Hinata were smiling knowingly, Shino had his hand over Kiba's mouth, Kiba was flapping his arms like he was trying to fly (in this case, trying to breathe), and the others were trying hard not to die of suffocation as they were choking so hard.
Surprisingly, the two did not hear them come in and were still sticking their tongues down each other's throats.
So, Naruto decided to save them, "Sasuke fainted," he said in a blunt voice, knocking the two out of fantasy land for adults.
Blushes spread on their faces but they got saved as Shukaku burst into the room, waving his arms up in the air with a panicked expression on his face.
"Come quick! Come quick! The computer is beeping and I think that it's going to blow up since it's the same sound as a bomb and I'm too young to die and, and, and Naru-chan!!!" Shukaku said, hyperventilating.
Naruto just sighed, too many events in one day. He walked up to Shukaku, grabbed a chocolate biscuit out of his pocket and crammed it in his mouth, muffling Shukaku's screams of panic.
"Let's get going people." The others looked at each other before following him.
"If I die, at least everyone is coming with me." Kiba said, grabbing Shino and Neji as they both rolled their eyes at Kiba behavior.
Naruto walked up to the new computer that Yoko had brought and smacked it hard.
Silence
"Did you have to do that?"
"…Yes"
"Oh…"
"Orochimaru-sama, I have reached the person's file but it seems locked very tightly."
"Open it" The man left no room for excuses.
"Yes, but it will take a while."
"It does not matter, but you do understand why, any enemies who dare to stand up against us shall fall."
The younger man nervously pushed his glasses back up, "Of course, Orochimaru-sama."
Naruto smirked as he watched the screen.
Hit: 1.3
'Almost there.'
Hit: 1.5
"Hey Naru-chan, where are the files for the last mission?" Sakura interrupted.
"Over there." Naruto pointed without looking away from his screen.
"Oh, thanks."
Naruto stared at the screen as the next number popped up.
Hit: 1.7
'Close! Very close!'
Hit: 1.3
'ohhh, too bad, must of hit the shield.'
"Hey, Dobe, what are you doing?"
Naruto still didn't look away from his screen, "Playing a game."
Sasuke looked at him, "You're not pressing any keys or anything."
Naruto smirked wider, "Take a seat; I'll explain it to you."
Sasuke shrugged, he had time anyway, "So, what's happening?"
"You see, I have loaded all our information about us and our missions on to the computer, right? Well, I have been asked to hack into a few of the other gangs' information, but the last gang I hacked into seemed to have a really good, well hacker. He is now trying to hack into our files and waiting till he does, and I'm seeing how long he takes."
Sasuke stared at Naruto again, asking himself if Naruto was mentally retarded or just plain insane, "Are you crazy? If anyone hacks into our information, we'll be doomed! We'll be taken down in seconds if they knew about us!"
Naruto sighed, "I have spent 3 days, making up all this fake information about us and I have made it so real, that even if he did really hack into our files, he wouldn't know if the information was real or not! And if he does find out that if was fake, he can never really hack into our real files since it is locked too tightly that no body else but me can get into them."
Sasuke…gave no reaction, "You're crazy."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
Hit: 2.0
"Whoohoo! And he enters!"
"Crazy"
"Thanks"
"Orochimaru-sama, I have entered their files."
"Good, now see who it was."
Biju base…
"Hey, it says hit: 2.0, then who was 1.0?
Naruto looked up from a book he was reading, "Hm? Oh, the first person was this random person who clicked on it before I bothered to lock it, but it was only the fake one so no worries."
"Okay, another question, how come it says 1.3, 1.5 and stuff like that?"
Naruto looked up again, "It's just the way I made it."
"Okay, another ques-"
Naruto looked at Sasuke, "Why are you asking so many questions?"
"I only asked two."
Naruto sighed, "Fine, but last one, I want to finish this book."
"Are you gay?" Sasuke looked at him intently.
Naruto sighed, exasperated, "No, I'm bi"
Sasuke blinked, "Oh."
"Sasuke"
Sasuke looked at Naruto again, "Yes?"
"Did you eat the hello kitty lolly in the food cupboard?"
Sasuke blinked again, "yes, why?"
"You're acting OOC."
"Oh."
"Get a drink of water."
"Okay." And then Sasuke bound off, similar to Shukaku, but stumbling kind of drunk…
A little later…
Yoko stepped into the room, ignoring all the chatter about her and Itachi, "Everyone, SHUT UP OR I'LL STICK SHUKAKU ON YOU!"
Hush
"Since I realized that everyone pretty mush sucked so much on the computer, with the exception of Naruto, I have decided to let Naruto teach you guys the basics."
The gang all looked at her weirdly.
Yoko put her hands up in front of in a defensive position, "Hey, I didn't force him, he agreed."
Naruto looked tiredly at them, "She did force me if you mean punching and kicking, she used the easier technique, blackmailing."
They nodded in understanding.
Naruto teaching...
"Now can anyone tell me what this is?" Naruto asked pointing to the mouse.
Kiba raised his hand, "Yes Kiba?"
"A clicky thing?"
Naruto sighed, "Yes, it's a clicky thing."
And to Shukaku who was watching amused, while, of course, chomping on a cookie, "Get me coffee, NOW!"
Okay, the whole chapter of this was just totally random and totally retarded.
My excuse again…
Exams…
And here I have an announcement
H A L F
I M P O R T A N T
Thank you for your attention.
I have decided to change my penname/username. From now on, it will be JUUBInoFENIKKUSU.
Thanks.
JUU