Jailbreak
Governor Swann sneaks into the prison to break Elizabeth out of jail.
Elizabeth: What are you doing?
Governor Swann: Breaking you out of jail. Duh.
Elizabeth: Why?
Governor Swann: I'm sending you to England.
Elizabeth: But Will's gone to find Jack!
Governor Swann: And?
Elizabeth: Will's a winner.
Governor Swann: Yeah, well, so is Charlie Sheen, apparently.
Governor Swann leads Elizabeth to a carriage. He tells her to wait inside while he goes to speak to the Captain.
Captain: (dies after having been shanked by Mercer)
Mercer: Oh hey, Governor. Lovely evening, isn't it?
Governor Swann is still staring at the dead guy.
Mercer: Yes, congrats, that man is dead. Very good. We're actually here to talk about the letter you wrote to the king. Incriminating, to say the least.
Long pause.
Governor Swann: What say we go back to my place for some scones? They're blueberry...
Mercer ignores him and opens the door of the carriage. Elizabeth isn't there.
Mercer: Where did she go?
Governor Swann: Um... Who? Went where?
Mercer and his cronies pin Governor Swann up against the carraige, and look like they're about to resort to Mafia tactics.
Governor Swann: Blueberry scones. The offer still stands.
Mercer: I'm allergic to blueberry.
Revised edition 2011!