Pwahaha...we all know Phoenix likes it when Franzy whips him. xDD Or at the very least, I like teasing him about it. xD
Also, maybe some slight spoilers from JFA and T&T.
Phoenix Wright's ass is property of Franziska von Karma's whip. I mean Capcom.
Phoenix: Hey Fidelius, what's with you? Why on earth would you think I was a closet masochist?
Me: Uhh, maybe because you passed out from the pleasure when Franziska whipped you after you beat her in JFA Case 2?
Phoenix: I passed out from the pain, you ass!
Me: Suuure you did.
Phoenix: What the hell?! I am NOT a masochist!
Me: Didn't you call Franziska "cute" in Trials and Tribulations? It strikes me as odd that you'd call a girl who had flogged you into unconsciousness "cute."
Phoenix: I – well…
Me: Busted…