Two Very Mortal Pirates in a Rowboat with the Key Doggie
Ragetti and Pintel are sitting in a sucker little rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Ragetti is trying to pretend to read, and making Pintel do all the rowing.
Ragetti: I say it was supernatural intervention what escaped us from jail.
Pintel: I don't even know what those words mean. And anyways, it was me being clever what got us out.
Key Doggie: You? Clever? You both know it was all me.
Ragetti: (ignores the dog) If that's true, there must have been some sort of supernatural intervention.
Pintel: Huh?
Ragetti: Anyhoo, I'm not stealing any ship.
Pintel: We're not stealing, we're long-term borrowing. Why would you care either way?
Ragetti: Because we ain't immortal no more. We gotta take care of our immortal souls.
Ragetti points at the open page.
Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible. You get points for trying.
Pintel: But faking it is lying, so that's negative points.
Key Doggie: Hey, look! The Black Pearl is on that island!
Pintel: Hey, he's right!
Key Doggie: CANNONBALL!!!
The dog jumps into the water.
Ragetti: He's going to swim?
Pintel: Maybe he saw a catfish.
Ragetti: That's lame.
A wave overturns the rowboat. Ragetti and Pintel walk the rest of the way to shore.
Pintel: It's all mine!
Ragetti: Hello...
Pintel: Right, ours, all ours.
Ragetti: If we say we're salvaging, it'll be like saving.
Pintel: Good idea.
They climb up to the ship to begin "salvaging".
Short chapter, but the scene is short. I hope I'll be able to update again soon.