So. My friend recently drew a wonderful picture of Maya and Franziska, and became very upset because she likes the Maya X Franziska pairing now. This conversation between Maya and Franziska was inspired by that picture. If you'd like to see it, I'll be posting a link in my profile.
I don't own Maya Fey or (hysterical sobbing) Franziska von Karma.
Maya: (browsing internet) Hey Franziska! Look at this picture of us. Isn't it cute?
Franziska: (admiring picture) Well, I don't look half bad here.
Maya: What the…some people are saying we look like lesbians in it!
Franziska: (sighing) Yes, I get that a lot.
Maya: Why would anyone think you're a lesbian?
Franziska: I am afraid certain fools have foolish stereotypes about my short hair and the fact that I come across as a dominatrix.
Maya: Your hair's not that short. And what does being a dominatrix have to do with being a lesbian?
Franziska: I don't know. But you must admit, we do look pretty hot together.
Maya: You think?
Franziska: Just ask that foolish heap of foolishness over there.
Me: (ogling picture, glassy-eyed and drooling)
A/N: Also, to anyone who likes Franzy as a lesbian, I don't mean to offend. Its just a little harmless joke at your expense right? I know not all of you are foolish fools. :P