Ok, so I don't like Godot very much. I find him very annoying throughout pretty much the whole third game, and of all the PW prosecutors he's probably the worst, IMO. So, with that preface, here's a rather uncivil conversation I had recently with Godot. xD
Also, there are some Trials and Tribulations spoilers, with regards to Case 5.
I don't own Godot, or his freaky mask. That would be Capcom.
Godot: Hey Fidelius, how come you haven't written any fics about me yet?
Me: Well Godot, that's because I hate you.
Godot: Well, you have a bad attitude.
Me: And you have a ridiculous face mask. I mean, were you attention starved as a child? That mask just screams, "Look at me! Pity me! I'm a loser!"
Godot: That's not fair, I need this to see!
Me: Suuure. You know you just like the attention.
Godot: You're just rude…
Me: And you're just a murderer.
Godot: Wh – what?! I…I had no choice! Misty and I both decided…
Me: You mean that horribly convoluted plan was the only way to save Maya? I find that hard to believe.
Godot: (taken aback) That is just cruel. You're a horrible human being.
Me: And you're a drug addict.
Godot: I – what?!
Me: You heard me, you're a drug addict. You're addicted to caffeine.
Godot: Caffeine isn't a drug, it's in coffee!
Me: Caffeine is a drug, you moronic metalhead. It's a stimulant, same as cocaine.
Godot: L – lies!
Me: So basically what we've established so far is that you're a moronic, attention-seeking murderer with a stupid face mask and a penchant for doing drugs.
Godot: (bleeds bloody tears)
A/N: In case it's not clear, the title of this chapter has to do with how my writer alter-ego is a complete bastard. Or, if you prefer, it can be a reference to how big a bastard Godot is in the game. Either works. xD