Chapter 2: Detention

Link sat in a small, dirty desk in the back. It was detention the next day.

Fucking Ganon had to be an ass and kick the crap out of me. It happens every year! Link thought. Zelda had her head down against her desk up in the front. Ganon was sitting in the other corner, giving sneers and occasionally the finger to Link.

Fado was reading some kind of magazine at his teacher's desk in the front. When he wasn't looking, Link mouthed: Fuck you, which only pissed Ganon off even more.

"Have you children learned your lesson?" Fado asked. Zelda replied yes. Ganon just ignored him and kept giving the finger to Link.

"Very well, Zelda," Fado said. "You may go." Zelda was eager to get out as she grabbed her books and ran. What an asshole I am, Link thought, On my first day I messed up, I'm gonna have no friends. At least in Kokiri Village I had a couple friends. God damnit!

Someone had moved its desk. Link looked around and saw Skull Kid getting out of his chair. He had forgotten Skull Kid was apart of this. He watched Skull Kid get up and get out of the room. WHAT THE FUCK? How did he just walk out without Fado knowing? Holy shit, I'm gonna try that.

Link slowly got out of his chair as not to make any noise. He tiptoed all the way to the door before Fado noticed.

"Excuse me, Link," Fado said assertively. "Might I ask where your going?" Link froze in his tracks. He couldn' t tell Fado he had been sneaking out.

"Uhh, I was going to the bathroom?" Link lied. Fado took his words in very carefully.

"OK," Fado said. "Be back quick. I'm timing you." Link scurried out the door like a rabbit running away from a fox. Link walked down the empty hallway. Skull Kid was nowhere to be seen. Had he run away? That little bastard is so unnoticeable. He could punch Fado in the face and Fado wouldn't no it.

Link saw a window open on the other side of the corridor. "Sweet," he muttered to himself. He climbed out the window and jumped down. "Finally, I'm out." Link just walked back to his house as if nothing ever happened.

"Tomorrow," Link said to himself on the way back. "I'll make friends with Skull Kid, and have him for Ganon for me, since he's so unoticable." Link was proud of his plan. He sounded like an evil genuis.

"Tomorrow is another day," he told himself as he went to sleep, several hours later.