Chapter 3: The New Girl

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Link awoke quite fast, his body being alarmed that his body has suddenly operational again. Link flipped off his blankets and began doing his usual morning activities, like brushing his teeth as well as his hair, etc.

Today is the day, Link thought, I'll befriend Skull Kid and he'll get himself, and most importantly me, out of class. Link had thought it was a good plan. The only hard part he had thought, was to befriend Skull Kid. He didn't know if Skull Kid would trust him. After all, Link was going to be using him if all went according to plan.

Link grabbed his small, leather packback and jogged out of his house. Ordon Junior High was so much bigger than the rest of Ordon Village, it almost seemed...unnatural. As Link walked down the rocky path, he wondered how he would befriend Skull Kid.

Link had thought he would be kind, considering he attacked Ganon the first day of school after he was almost killed.

If his personality is a dick, then whole plan is screwed. I'll actually have to attend classes. Nobody attends but the nerds...fucking nerds.

The bell rang, signaling first period. Link went to the science room, where his first class was. When he walked in, he saw Skull Kid sitting in the seat next to his empty one. Perfect, he thought. I had forgotten he sat next to me this period.

Link took his seat and put down his bag quickly. He wanted to start immediately.

"Hey," Link said. Skull Kid turned his head to look at Link, and after a few seconds turned his head back to the front of the room. What the fuck? Link thought. Let me try that again.

"Uh, hi," Link said. "My name is Link. I-uh-I think we met before. Like two days ago. So...you wanna hang out at lunch?" Please work, please work.

Skull Kid continued to ignore him, and a few minutes later was when Link got pissed.

"Hello, yeah, I've been talking to you for like five fucking minutes, can you at least say something?!?!" Link screamed. Fado kept on talking to the class. Link was surprised Fado hadn't said anything about the level of his voice yet. He was glad of it too.

In response to Link's words, Skull Kid grunted. Link's face grew from mild to pissed in 1.4 seconds.

"WELL, MOTHERFUCKER," Link shouted. This time, unlike the last, Fado had heard him.

Link was surprised when Fado hadn't yelled at him. He was actually quite calm.

"Link," Fado said, calmly. "I know your new here, and I've given you detention once already and it's only been three days already. Do I really have to write you up AGAIN?"

Link carefully listened to his words. Big words confused Link. Let's just say, Link isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

"N-no," Link said, confused. "No, you don't have to." Fado sighed and gave him a glance.

"Please control yourself," he said. "This is your last warning." And with that, he walked away. Holy shit, I can't believe I got away with that.

There was a knock on the classroom door. Fado slowly walked over to the door and answered it. In the doorway, was the most beautiful girl Link ever saw in his life. Not the 50-year-old principal who was standing beside her, the younger one.

"Hello, Fado," the principal said. "We have a new student here. Her name is Ilia."

Illia blushed as all eyes in the classroom fell upon her.

"Well, hello there," Fado said, politely. "Come on in." Fado put her next to Ganon, which of course he would be hitting on her the whole time. Link rolled his eyes.

Man, she is so hot. She is even hotter than Zelda.

Link had no idea what Fado was talking about as he was staring at Ilia the whole time. And every-once and awhile, he would glance at Ganon, to see if he was hitting on her. He totally forgot about his plan to befriend Skull Kid, all he cared about was Ilia. Next period, I'm gonna ask her out, he kept telling himself. When the bell rang, signaling second period, Link ran to her desk, but only to find her gone and out the door to the next class. Oh crap, a smart girl. Oh, well. She is so hot. And with that, Link ran out the classroom and tried to befriend her instead of Skull Kid.