WHAT IS THIS? TheMonster...UPDATED? No way! I just wrote this now. It's kinda short but I actually thought of something to write. I haven't been on fanfiction in so long and I started to read this story. I can't believe I actually wrote it. I usually suck at things like that. Sorry it's so short but I just wanted to update so badly! Sorry all my loyal reader minions! Chapter now!

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PrettyBlonde has signed on

PinkFlowers has signed on

PrettyBlonde: That was great!

PinkFlowers: I know! I kicked Naruto's ass!

Red-Revenger has signed on

PrettyBlonde: Did you see Pink kill Naruto yesterday, Red?

Red-Revenger: Yes. It was cool.

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ramen178534: hi guys

PinkFlowers: Naruto, how are you even typing? I thought I gave you two black eyes.

ramen178534: im ok pink thx 4 asking

PrettyBlonde: lol

Red-Revenger: Dumbass

PinkFlowers: XD OMG! Naruto? Do you even know who I am!?

ramen178534: choji

PinkFLower: GR! NARUTO!

PrettyBlonde: rotfl!

Red-Revenger: This is sad.

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ramen178534: whats so funny guys

Red-Revenger: You.

ramen178534: rly? im cool! every1 lkies me!

PinkFlowers: Naruto. We hate you.

ramen178534: what! choji thats mean. now im not going w. u to the pinic today!

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Red-Revenger: Dumbass

PinkFlowers: I AM NOT CHOJI!

PrettyBlonde: Well you sure look like him!

PinkFlowers: INO-PIG!

PinkFlowers: Atleast My screenname isn't Pretty Blonde cause your pretty blonde!

PrettyBlonde: What's that Pinkie? Can you say it louder?

PinkFlowers: We're typing stupid!!

PrettyBlonde: No! Your typing stupid, stupid!

PinkFlowers: Gr!

PrettyBlonde: Grrrr!

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PrettyBlonde: Who the hell is heiress?

PinkFlowers: Who do you think, blondie?

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FoodForMe: Hello?

PinkFlowers: Hi

PrettyBlonde: Hi Choji

Red-Revenger: Hn.

FoodForMe: Hi everyone. Today is a lovely day for a pinic! I'm going with my good friend Naruto. I made him heart-shaped Friendship cookies for this special day! -smile-

PinkFlowers: Uh..

PrettyBlonde: Cool..

Red-Revenger: XD

FoodForMe: Oh! It's only a half an hour from now! I need to get everything I need! I need 20 sandwiches, some ramen, juice, bento boxes, umm the list goes on! lol!

PrettyBlonde: hehe

FoodForMe: gtg! Bye!

PinkFlowers: Bye!

PrettyBlonde: Bye!

Red-Revenger: Have Fun.

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PinkFlowers: Naruto is doomed.

PrettyBlonde: You got that right. Choji doesn't usually make new friends that often. He'll get mad.

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PinkFlowers: Where'd he go?

PrettyBlonde: Probably to see Choji get mad and beat the shit out of Naruto.

PrettyBlonde: Well..BYE!

PinkFlowers: HEY!

PrettyBlonde: what?

PinkFlowers: Wait for me!

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Yay! Well FoodForMe is Choji! I would hope you knew that. Just putting it there for the sake of all people who couldn't figure out who it was. So what will happen next? Will Naruto get tossed around more by one of his only friends? Probably. Will his teammates, and Ino watch? Probably. Will TheMonster update someday? Let's not talk about that.