Author's Note: Not much said. Just enjoy the story, folks.
Tiptup was on the phone. "C'mon, Gobi, pick up," He said, as the phone rang numerously. In Gobi's Valley, Gobi was drinking the last of his water, when he heard the phone. "I wonder who could that be," Gobi said, as he left his water hole and went to the phone. "Yello?" He said."
Tiptup smiled and said, "Oh, hey Gobi! It's me, Tiptup! How are things going?" Gobi signed and said, "Things have been okay. I finally got married, and I went to the lava world I always wanted to go, so things have been good. What about you?" Tiptup groaned and said, "Well, aside from having about 40 sons and daughters, I have been wasting away in my home. I got tired of appearing as a cameo, so I went to Nintendo HQ." Gobi did that 'ohh ahh' thing. "So, you went to get your own game, huh?" Gobi said. Tiptup replied, "Yep. So are you gonna plan to come here too?" Gobi answered, "Yeah. I'll be there in a few hours."
Tiptup smiled, and he jumped with joy. Pichu and Yoshi looked at Tiptup, then back at each other. "Well, at least he's happy about something," Yoshi said to Pichu, as he took a bite out of the jelly patty. Pichu smattered all over the cheesecake and said, "Yep! You think Jelly would go good with cheesecake?" Yoshi looked strangely at Pichu as Waluigi came in. "All right! Listen up, losers! The Master Hand will have another meeting in five minutes, so get ready!" He shouted, as he left.
Tiptup said on the phone, "Catch you later, Gobi." Gobi replied, "Okay. See you in a while." Tiptup then hanged up and was about to take a bite out of his Jelly Patty, when he saw Pichu putting cheesecake in it. "PICHU!" Tiptup yelled. Pichu smiled and said, "What? I just wanted to have jelly on cheesecake." Tiptup signed and he went to wash his hands. Suddenly, a trashcan appeared. Out came…OSCAR THE GROUCH! "FILTH!" He yelled, as he took Pichu's cheesecake. "MY CHEESECAKE!" Pichu cried. Oscar laughed as he threw filth at Pichu. "FILTH!" He yelled, as he went back inside the trashcan. Pichu shook his fist and said, "I'm going in." Pichu hopped inside the trashcan. Yoshi sweatdropped and Tiptup came out. "What the hell is going on?" he asked. Yoshi looked at Tiptup and shrugged. Tiptup started walking away and said, "Boy, things couldn't get any crazier here."
Author's Note: Sorry if it was short, but I promise the next chapter will be good and long. Tiptup will rescue Pichu, and Pichu will battle Oscar the Grouch for his cheesecake. Who will win? Only you, the reviewers, will know, as I need suggestions. And let me know how you liked it!
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