Author's Note: Well, here's the chapter you have been all waiting for! Pichu is such a drama queen, especially for cheesecake! …Anyway, it seems that Tiptup will get the adventure he wanted! What will happen? Find out…
As Oscar the Grouch popped back up, he saw Pichu's angry face. "Oh, look at this! The little mouse is pissed off!" Oscar teased, as he took out the cheesecake. Pichu's eyes widened, as he yelled, "NO! MY CHEESECAKE!" The cheesecake came alive and looked at Pichu. "Pichu, save me from this monster!" It yelled, but it screamed in terror and pain as Oscar devoured the cheesecake. Pichu's eyes were filled with tears, and a few minutes later, Pichu was crying out waterfalls.
Oscar laughed, and he ran away with his trashcan in toe. Yoshi and Tiptup looked at Pichu. "Wow…to think that Pichu really cares for cheesecake," Yoshi said. Tiptup shook his head and said, "Poor guy. He's gone through too much." Waluigi and Master hand approached Pichu. 'What's up with Pichu?" Master Hand asked. Pichu, while still crying, looked up at Master Hand and cried, "Oh Master Hand! You're never gonna believe it! Oscar the Grouch ate my cheesecake!" Pichu then fell to the ground and started crying loudly. "I lost my cheesecake, and I'll never get it back. Never, never, never, never…" Pichu said to himself.
Yoshi and Tiptup frowned as they watched Pichu. "I have never seen Pichu so broken up," Yoshi said, as Pichu was broken into several parts. Waluigi rolled his eyes and said, "Oh puh-lease. Pichu's such a drama queen." Waluigi then looked at Pichu and said, "All right, Pichu, drop the act." Pichu sucked his thumb. "Pichu, cut it out!" Waluigi shouted, impatient. Pichu started hugging Yoshi tightly. "Pichu…" Waluigi said, not caring. Pichu paid Captain Falcon some money, and Captain Falcon smiled. "Show me your moves!" He said, as he started humping Pichu.
Everyone in the cafeteria looked strangely at Pichu and Captain Falcon. Yoshi and Tiptup both made weird faces, and Waluigi couldn't take it. "PICHU!" He yelled. He tossed Captain Falcon out of the way. Pichu continued to cry. Tiptup groaned and shouted, "FINE! WE'LL GET BACK YOUR DAMN CHEESECAKE FROM OSCAR!" Pichu stopped crying and said, "Really? Great!" Pichu hugged Tiptup tightly, and Tiptup sweatdropped. "You're…welcome…" Tiptup said, as he tried to gasp for air. Pichu let go of Tiptup and said, "You guys wait right here."
Pichu then ran out of the cafeteria, and then came back with hunting clothes and a .32 gun. "This is where rescuing cheesecake gets serious!" Pichu told them. Tiptup chuckled and said, "Well, looks like I'll be able to get my adventure after all!" Yoshi turned to Master Hand and said, "Master Hand, I'll accompany Tiptup and Pichu." Master Hand nodded in agreement and said, "Yoshi, good luck out there, and keep a close eye on Pichu and Tiptup." Waluigi didn't even bother to say anything, as he left the cafeteria. "What a bunch of dumb losers," He mumbled to himself.
Finally, after gathering all of the necessary items, Tiptup, Pichu, and Yoshi were ready to go. "According to this map and these footprints, Oscar the Grouch is heading towards the Isle o' Hags," Tiptup told them. Yoshi smiled and said, "Here's to an adventure!" Pichu smiled and added, "And we'll get back my previous cheesecake from that devil, Oscar!" With no looking back, the three partners left for their adventure.
Author's Note: The journey has begun! Tiptup has finally goy his adventure he has always wanted, and Pichu will avenge his beloved cheesecake and get it back from the filth-obsessed, green, furry, hectic and retarded muppet from the hell that is Sesame Street. Anyway, hope you all enjoyed this chapter! See ya next time!