Author's Note: I have decided to resurrect this great fanfic, seeing how it got so many great reviews! Also, I'm happy to see one of my most neglected fanfics get praised! And I'm also glad to see that there are Tiptup fans after all! WOOT! So, I'm updating Tiptup's Revenge! Enjoy!
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"This story makes no sense," Dry Bowser stated as he was enjoying the heat of the fire side of Hailfire Peaks.
Tiptup, Yoshi, May, and Pichu have been walking for several months, but they seemed to be walking in a parallel universe, seeing as they were STILL in the huge forest they started on.
"Okay, let's see now..." Tiptup said, looking at his map. "According to the map, we are officially...lost."
Yoshi sweatdropped. "Aw great. We've been walking for months, and now we're LOST? I don't suppose it could get worse!"
Loud thunder can be hard in the background, followed by lighting and rain.
"It just got worse," Tiptup said, as the four characters seeked shelter inside a nearby tree.
May ran with Pichu under the tree. "What else could go wrong?"
"Being hungry," Pichu said, as he rubbed his growling stomach.
Tiptup nodded. "Yeah, it HAS been a while since we last ate..."
Yoshi then snapped his fingers and pulled out several sandwiches. "I just happened to make these sandwiches while we were walking!" He shouted, giving everyone a sandwich.
May wolfed her sandwhich down in minutes. She smiled. "That was yummy!"
Tiptup smiled as he grabbed the sandwich and took a bite out of it. "Thanks, Yoshi!"
Pichu also wolfed down his sandwich in minutes, but still felt heatbrokened that his cheesecake was gone. "Sniff...the sandwich was good, but...I WANT MY CHEESECAKE!" He started bawling so loud, Tiptup and Yoshi covered their ears.
"Don't worry!" Tiptup said, "We're gonna get back your cheesecake from Oscar the Grouch!"
Yoshi nodded. "Yeah, so you can stop crying about it!"
May looked around. "Where did Oscar the Grouch go anyway?" She asked.
"Don't you remember, May?" Yoshi said, "Oscar is far away from here. So we have to go through different worlds...and...ur...yeah..."
Tiptup slapped his forehead. "What Yoshi was trying to say was that we have to go through different videogame realms," Tiptup explained to May.
Pichu sniffed. "Yeah...but that doesn't help much..."
May huggled Pichu. "Don't worry... We'll get your cheesecake back." She kissed him softly.
Pichu stopped sniffing, and then he smiled at May. "Thanks, May. I feel all better now."
Tiptup sighed, but then he saw a warp portal. "Heeey...maybe this warp portal will lead us somewhere," He said.
Yoshi pondered. "But...where, exactly?"
Pichu saw the portal and gasped. "This portal must lead to my cheesecake! I'M COMING CHEESECAKE!" He shouted, as he ran to the portal.
Tiptup and Yoshi both gasped. "WAIT! PICHU, NO!"
But it was too late...Pichu jumped into the mysterious warp portal, and disappeared.
"We have to go after him!" Yoshi shouts, "Who knows what could happen to Pichu!"
Tiptup nodded. "Yeah! Pichu's our friend, and we stick together!" He jumped in afterwards into the portal.
May ran after Pichu and Tiptup, jumping into the portal
Yoshi shrugged, and he followed May into the portal. The portal closed afterwards.
"AHHHHHH!" Both Tiptup and Yoshi screamed as they fell.
Tiptup winced, and he saw a light. "That must be the end of the warp portal!"
"Then let's go!" Yoshi shouted, as the three characters went through.
May landed butt first on a small orange mushroom-like creature, squishing him flat. The orange mushroom-like creature was a Goomba.
"AHHH!" The girlfriend of the Goomba that May squished screamed. "A HUMAN GIRL SQUISHED MY BOYFRIEND!"
"WHAT?" A horde of Goombas shouted, as they then all surrounded May.
Yoshi, Tiptup, and Pichu were unconcious, not knowing what was going on.
May sweatdropped. "Uh...guys? I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... Wait...we were never in Kansas to begin with..." She said, looking around.
"Hey, ugly-butt girl," One of the Goombas said, "Why did you flatten our friend with you fat behind?"
"Ya, he never did anythin' to you...things..." One of the other Goombas said.
May fumed after being called ugly. "Ugly? UGLY?" She roared.
Tiptup got up, and he saw the horde of angry Goombas. "Hey, what's goin' on?"
"Your ugly-butt human girl crushed my boyfriend!" The girl Goomba shouted. "And she's not gonna get away with that!"
Yoshi rubbed the back of his head. "Man, oh man...what a drop..." He then saw the Goombas. "What the Hey?"
May stood up, fuming angrily. She stuck her butt out to the goombas. "If you don't back off, my "fat butt" is going to be sitting on more of you!"
"BRING IT ON, UGLY!" The Goombas all shouted in unison.
Tiptup appeared by May's side. "Hey, lighten up, jerks! It WAS just an accident!"
"Shut it, turtle soup!" Another Goomba shouted.
Tiptup fumed. "TURTLE SOUP?"
Yoshi growled and stomped towards the Goombas. "Don't you go insulting my friends like that!"
"Shut it, pea-brain," Another Goomba shouted.
Yoshi's eyes were turned into flames. "PEA-BRAINED?"
May growled. "THAT'S IT!" She started to buttslam every goomba in her path.
"AHHHHH!" The Goombas shouted, as they started running like hell.
"THAT GIRL IS ATTACKING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" A male Goomba shouted, but not before he was knocked out by Tiptup.
Tiptup chuckled. "How do you like your own medicine?"
May slapped her butt. "My butt is a dangrous weapon!" She said, smiling.
Yoshi swallowed the last of the fleeing Goombas. "Mmmmm...Goombas," Yoshi said. He smiled and turned to Tiptup and May. "Ya know what?"
"What?" Tiptup and May both asked.
"I nver knew that Buzzbombs and Goombas taste exactly the same," Yoshi said.
"Well, let's go see where we are," Tiptup said, scouting around.
Yoshi scratched his head. "Goombas...this place seems awfully familiar since it has Goombas..."
Tiptup came back. "I have no clue where we are. Though it reminds me of Spiral Mountain...but without Gruntilda's Lair." He said to May.
May shivered at Grunty's name.
Yoshi snapped his fingers. "Hey guys, I know this great guy who lives nearby," he said, "His name is Professor Frankly. And since this is somehow nearby Rogueport..." Yoshi then started running to the west.
Tiptup ran after Yoshi, carrying the unconcious Pichu. "YOSHI! WAIT UP!"
Yoshi continued to run, until he noticed a small town. "We're here! Rogueport!"
Tiptup looked down at the town. "Wow."
May looked all around. "This place is amazing..."
Tiptup nodded. "So is this where we're going to see Prof. Frankly?"
Yoshi smiled. "Yup. Follow me!" He jumped down a warp pipe, which the others followed.
Prof. Frankly was busy working on one of his experiment, totally unaware of the visit he was about to receive.
Suddenly, Yoshi knocked on the door.
"Hello!" Yoshi cried out. "Anyone home?"
Frankly looked up from his work. "Coming!" He raced to the door, and opened it up.
Yoshi waved to the old Goomba professor. "Heya, Prof. Frankly! Remember me?"
"Yoshi!" Prof. Frankly hugged Yoshi tightly. "Yoshi my boy! How have you been?"
Yoshi smiled. "It's going great, Professor Frankly! How's my buddy, DR. HOSHI! Doing?" He asked.
Frankly let go. "I'll go get him." He whistled sharply. "Dr Hoshi! Yoshi's here!"
Dr. Hoshi came out of his labaratory to see Yoshi. "Yoshi! It's been a long time!"
Yoshi smiled. "Doc, it's great to see you too!"
Dr. Hoshi nodded, and then he noticed May and Tiptup. "May, Tiptup!" He shook both of their hands. "How are ya guys doing?"
Tiptup chuckled. "We just appeared out of the blue, and May whupped some Goombas using her awesome butt." He patted May's butt.
May giggled as her butt was patted. "Thanks."
Dr. Hoshi chuckled. "Well, I see that you're on a quest." He points to Pichu. "I looked at the scripted, and it said that you guys were on a quest."
Tiptup nodded. "Yeah." Then it came back to him. "Where ARE we, anyway?"
"In the Mushroom Kingdom," Dr. Hoshi simplified.
"Ooh..." Tiptup said, rubbing the back of his head.
May suddenly thought of something. "Does that mean we can meet Mario, here?" She asked.
Dr. Hoshi nodded. "Yeah. Why do you ask?"
May shook her head. "No reason."
Tiptup sweatdropped. "Do you love him, May?" Tiptup asked.
Yoshi rolled his eyes. "ANYWAY, do you know how we can get back to the Isle O' Hags?"
Dr. Hoshi pointed to a warp portal. "Yep. Just go into there."
"You think we'll find Oscar there?" May asked.
Yoshi gulped. "I hope so, or else it would be curtains for us."
"SWEET!" Pichu randomly cried as he started running towards it.
"BUT..." Dr. Hoshi interrupted. "Me and Prof. Frankly are working on a new portal machine, so I'm not sure it would be smart to-"
Pichu has already jumped into the warp portal, as well as Tiptup and Yoshi.
Dr. Hoshi was flustered after what the three characters did, and then he noticed that May stayed. "Well, May? Should you go after them, too?"
May snapped out of her daze. "Oh, right. Sorry." She went in after them.
"Where do you think they will go?" Dr. Hoshi asks Prof. Frankly.
"No idea, whatsoever." Frankly replied.
To Be Continued...with more Banjo-Kazooie references!