Yoshizilla: All right, here's your darn well-deserved chapter of Tiptup's Revenge. I couldn't ignore the funny little turtle, can i? Anyway, this is definitely getting a face lift, and will be mostly Banjo-Kazooie based this time around. Enjoy!

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Tiptup opened his eyes. he got up, and looked around him. He was in a woods filled with many different and odd creatures, much much to his surprise, his crew wasn't along with him this time.

"What the h-e-c-k is going on around here?" Tiptup asked as he started exploring the area, bumping into a tree. Several bee-like zubbas nearby noticed this and laughed at the bumbling green turtle.

"Oww...okay, I definitely need to keep my calm," Tiptup asked, when he suddenly heard chatter from a familiar bear-and-bird duo...

"Great. We're lost again, Banjo."

"Kazooie, be quiet! I know my way around the Click Clock Woods."

"Uh huh, sure."

Tiptup gasped, and he ran towards the bear and bird duo, hugging them. "Banjo! Kazooie! Great to see that you two are okay!" The turtle said happily, grinning widely.

Banjo was surprised as he was hug, but he chuckled, patting Tiptup on the back. 'Well, it's good to see that you're doing fine and well, Tiptup." He blinked. 'What are you doing in Click Clock Woods, anyway?"

Tiptup rubbed the back of his head. "Well...that's a funny question..." He cleared his throat and began to explain. "You see..."

Before he could start, Klungo appeared in front of the three characters. "Klungo going to make bear and bird sssssuffer," He said chuckling as he took out a mechanic cannon and aimed it at Banjo and Kazooie.

Banjo and Kazooie sighed. Tiptup scratched his head and asked, "Klungo, I thought you were going to make ssssssstupid gamesssss. Why are you still trying to get rid of Banjo and Kazooie?"

"Because Banjo Tooie in my eyessssss wasssssss all a dream! Now ssssssssilence!" Klungo snapped as he fired several grenade eggs from the cannon. Banjo, Kazooie, and Tiptup all managed to doge the grenade eggs, but glanced behind them as the grenade eggs exploded in the large tree within the center of Click Clock Woods, damaging it.

"I suggest..." Kazooie stated as she got her feet out of Banjo's blue backpack and hauled Banjo off the ground, "...that we run."

Tiptup slowly nodded in agreement. "Good idea..." And with that said, the characters fled out of Click Clock Woods through the portal nearby.

Klungo scratched his head as he watched Banjo, Kazooie, and Tiptup leave. "What'sssssss their problem?" He mused as he turned around, to see the large tree leaning towards him, ready to make a gigantic fall. Klungo's eyes widened as he dropped the mechanic cannon. "Oh ssssssh..."

BAM!!!!!!! The large tree collapsed on top of Klungo, crushing him. All of the animal inhabiters all surrounded the tree, looking at the severely injured Klungo, who moaned in great pain. Gnawty the Beaver popped his head out of the lake nearby, and he shook his head. "Poor guy," He mumbled as he swam back to his home within the lake.

Klungo's left hand twitched. "Klungo needssssss a vacation..." Was all he said, before sighing and closing his eyes.