The next morning Belldandy woke up in her guest quarters. She had had nightmares about what Darth Vader might wish for. She got up and walked over to Darth Vader's chamber where she found him meditating. He was obviously in deep thought about something.

"Good morning," said Belldandy in her most cheerful voice, "Have you decided on your wish?" She was also thinking, "Please let it be something like money. Please let it be something like money."

Darth Vader slowly turned to face Belldandy. He said, "Perhaps I need to teach you a lesson about interrupting me without even knocking." Belldandy suddenly felt a powerful force crushing her windpipe. It grew tighter and tighter slowly.

"Please, stop." she begged.

Suddenly the force released her and she fell to the ground, massaging her neck.

"What was that for?" Belldandy asked angrily, "I did nothing to you!"

"You came into my private chambers uninvited and unannounced," replied Vader, "Furthermore, I have not decided on what to wish for. That was the purpose of the meditation you just messed up, to help me look through my mind to find out my deepest desire."

"Come on, you've had an entire night. Most mortals make a wish within a minute, asking for stuff like money or fame or something like that. Why can't you do that?"

"I am not most mortals."

Belldandy shuddered. Now that was a fact that she wouldn't disagree with.

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In Heaven, Belldandy's sisters Urd and Skuld were trying to think of a way to get Darth Vader to use his wish so they could get Belldandy back.

"Last night's dinner was lonely without big sis," said Skuld, the youngest of the three sisters.

"Skuld will you stop whining! We need a plan to get this man to use the wish up!" yelled Urd, the oldest sister.

"You're right, Urd, I'm sorry."

"Good. I think I've got a plan. We go to this Vader guy's Super Star Destroyer, break things, attack people, cause general mayhem, etc. Then Vader get's so frustrated that he wishes that we would leave and never return. Belldandy obliges and we all go home."

Skuld eyes lit up at the thought. "Wow, Urd! That's actually a good plan!"

"Normally I'd let you have a lightning bolt for that, Skuld, but we have more important things to do today. Now let's go!"

Urd then jumped into a TV screen. Skuld jumped into a warm glass of water.

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On the bridge of the Executor Darth Vader was staring out into space, with Belldandy right behind him. Vader was considering the vast amount of choices he had available, and was also looking for potential loopholes in any wish he might ask for. He had learned from his time in Belldandy's head that she would probably attempt to interpret his wish in a way that made it nearly useless to him or harmless to others. Indeed, Belldandy wanted to do just that. She also hoped to get him to accidentally use the words "I wish" absentmindedly. For example, she hoped to get him to say something along the lines of "I wish I wasn't so thirsty" without thinking about it, the way humans often did. Then she could just hand him a glass of water and be on her way.

Vader turned to face Belldandy. He said, "I already know that you hope to thwart my wish in any way possible. Therefore, you might as well give up your attempts to hide it. I already don't trust you any farther than I can see you. I'm going to think long and hard on this."

Belldandy replied, "Take all the time you want, mortal. You can't wait me out. I'm immortal, remember? You could die of old age and I wouldn't look a day older."

"True, but I have no intentions of waiting that long."

"Well then hurry up. I have other Yggdrasil-selected clients waiting. Good people who actually deserve a wish."

"Ha!" Vader laughed, "Your system can't pick good people worth beans. If it could, you and I wouldn't be talking now."

"True. There was a bug, but now it's been fixed."

"Yeah right."

Vader continued to chuckle to himself as he walked away. Suddenly, on the opposite side of the bridge, a crew member's glass of tea began bubbling. It suddenly erupted and revealed Skuld, "debugging" mallet in hand.

"Take that!" Skuld cried, bringing her mallet down on the unfortunate crew member's head. He was knocked unconscious.

Out of a monitor next to Skuld, Urd emerged, a lighting ball already in her hand. She zapped the pair of Stormtroopers that had come rushing towards them, weapons raised. The two fell to the ground, hurt but not dead. Next, Urd conjured another ball of lightning in her hand.

Vader knew he had to act quickly to prevent total devastation of his bridge. He used a powerful Force Push on Urd, throwing her back into the wall and putting her down for the count.

"Urd!" cried Belldandy, "Skuld, look out!'

"What?" asked Skuld and then she looked up. Vader had jumped and he was now heading straight for her, lightsaber activated. She raised her large mallet in a defensive position, but Vader brought his lightsaber down upon it, cutting it neatly in two. Skuld fell down, staring at her destroyed mallet. Vader placed his lightsaber blade mere inches from her throat.

"Give me a reason I shouldn't just kill you right now." said Vader.

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