A/N: Sorry it took so long. I was having troubles. I think I'm good now though. Lets find out, shall we?
"I know! I'm sorry. I've been working my Goddamn ass off, Kathy!" Elliot yelled into the phone.
The whole team had been working nonstop, for two days. The case had finally been closed and everyone was free to go. Kathy was angry and refused to listen to Elliot's explanation for not being home.
"Don't take that tone with me, Elliot. I won't put up with it." Kathy scolded.
"Stop talking to me like I'm a child! I'm not one of the kids. I have a job to do! Sometimes it takes all night. We've been through this a million times!"
"Don't even bother coming home tonight, Elliot." He heard a click on the other end. She had hung up on him.
Elliot looked up to see John, Fin, and Olivia all staring at him.
"What?" He asked, his anger apparent.
"Nothing." Munch and Fin said simultaneously.
"El...You alright?" Olivia asked.
Elliot took a deep breath to calm himself. "I'm fine. How 'bout a drink, huh?" He replied.
"Yeah, sure."
"Alright."
"Eh." They all three followed Elliot out of the squad room.
Hours later, Fin was the first to leave. Munch decided to hit the sack, soon after. Olivia and Elliot stayed a bit longer. There was no talking.
"I think I'm gonna get out of here." Elliot said, standing from the bar stool.
"I'll drive you." Olivia offered.
"No. I'll be fine."
"I'm driving, Loser." She told him and gave him a slight shove.
He didn't reply, just got in the passenger seat and buckled up. Olivia got into the driver's side and started the engine.
About two and a half minutes had gone by when Elliot spoke up.
"Liv?"
"Hmm?"
"Where are you going?" He asked.
"I'm taking you home, Smart one." She smiled at him.
"I'm, uh, not going home tonight. If you could just drop me off at the station...that'd be great." He said while looking out the window.
"Why? Aren't you in trouble or something? Shouldn't you go home, you know, before you get in more trouble?" Olivia inquired with a furrowed brow.
"I'm not in trouble, Liv. I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions. She can't ground me or anything..." Elliot replied, sounding more harsh than intended.
"Right, but don't think I forgot the question. Why aren't you going home?"
"...She said not to bother coming home tonight." He reluctantly told her.
"Oh..you could stay at my place. For tonight. If you wanted." She suggested.
"...Why are you so great?" Elliot asked a little more playfully, now.
"I was born that way." She grinned.
With that Olivia turn the vehicle in the direction of her apartment. She would never understand Kathy. Throwing him out for not coming home. How does that make sense? Elliot was an amazing guy. Sure, he broke the rules from time to time, but it was all for the greater good. 'How can Kathy not see him the way I do?' Olivia wondered.
They were both laughing as they entered Olivia's apartment. She tossed her keys onto the counter and headed straight for the bathroom.
"Make yourself at home. I gotta pee." She told him.
"Thanks. I needed that image in my head."
"Your welcome. More where that came from." She laughed as she shut the door.
"No, that's alright. I'd rather not know anymore than I have to." Elliot yelled, so she could hear him through the door.
"A few months ago, I had this HUGE grow-"
"LIV! Shut up!" Elliot yelled across the apartment.
"I'm only kidding. I've never had a growth of any kind." She spoke louder, so he could hear her over the running water.
After washing her hands, Olivia made her way back into the living room and took a seat on the couch.
"So, Do you need anything? Food? Drink?" She asked.
"No. I'm good." Elliot replied.
"Well, entertain me."
"I'm the guest. You're supposed to entertain me."
"Um...no." Olivia smiled and got up from the couch. "Movie?"
"Sure." he said.
"What do you want to watch?" Olivia asked as she leaned over to get a closer look.
There was silence.
"El?" She looked over her shoulder at him.
"Hmm?" Elliot asked, shaking his head from it's previous thoughts.
"Elliot. Were you just looking at my ass?"
"No."
"Yes you were!"
"No I wasn't."
"Were too." Olivia laughed.
"I was not. Even if I had been, which I wasn't, you couldn't prove it." Elliot said, laughing as well.
"I don't have to prove a damn thing. You look at asses, you ass looker." She was in hysterics now.
"Ass looker?" he asked.
"Yes...there's no better term for it."
"I applaud your stupid name calling."
"I'm a fantasical name caller." Olivia grinned.
"Fantasical? That's not a word." Elliot told her.
"Yes it is. It means fantastic, only better." She continued laughing.
"No. It means you don't know English."
"This from the man that called me 'SpazzmicMcTarded.'?"
"Point taken."
"Thank you. Back to finding a movie." Olivia turned then. "And no looking at my ass."
"I was never looking at your ass. Besides, just try to control where my eyes roam." Elliot challenged.
"I Am Sam?" Olivia asked, ignoring Elliot's words.
"Um, no you're not."
Olivia laughed at him. "I Am Sam?" She asked again, waving the DVD in front of Elliot's face.
"Oh. Sure..." She laughed at him again.
'He's so cute. Thank you, Kathy.'
"What?" Elliot spoke up.
"What?" Olivia turned around to look at him, after putting the DVD in.
"Thank you, Kathy?"
'Shit' "Yeah. I just meant...you know, I'm just glad we get to hang out."
Pause.
"I'm sorry. I was out of line." Olivia said, looking down at her hands.
"No. It's alright. I'm glad we get to hang out too."
"Are you sure? You're not mad? I'd understand if you wanted to leave." Olivia said.
"I'm not mad and I don't want to leave. It's fine. You're acting like you just committed the ultimate sin." Elliot smiled.
"Oh, no I'm not. I'd be acting very different if I had just committed the ultimate sin. Trust me." She said, raising the remote and pressing play.
The movie had ended quite some time ago, along with the fun of popcorn and shots. Now Olivia sat on the couch cross legged, with Elliot on the floor near by.
"Oh, I love this song!" She exclaimed, jumping off the couch.
She ran over to her stereo and turned the volume up. Elliot looked on in amusement.
"Cool your jets, Liv."
"I'd like to see you make me." With that Olivia jumped up on the couch and began singing, loudly.
"Hey! You're a crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I'm on top of it. When I dream I'm doing you all ni-"
"You're gonna wake the neighbors." Elliot yelled over her singing.
"They're my neighbors. I'll do with them what I please." She told him as she continued jumping up and down on the couch.
"I think you've had a little too much. Maybe those shots were a bad idea."
"Don't be ridiculous, Elliot. I'm not drunk." She said as she plopped herself down on the couch once again.
"You act like this every night?"
"Well, no. But I can have fun sometimes, right?"
"Of course you can. Please, proceed." He said, gesturing towards her.
"Nah, you killed the mood. Party pooper."
"I am not a party pooper."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, that's so."
"Rawr!" She growled, right before pouncing on him.
"Ah! What the hell? Liv! Get off!" Elliot yelled, trying to escape her grasp.
"This is war, Stabler!"
"What are you talking about?" He asked, wincing as she got an ankle lock on him.
"..Stop being a party pooper, Elliot. We're wrestling. Professional style."
"Why?"
"Because I want to, and it looks to me like you have no say in the matter."
"You're SO drunk." He accused as he tried to get her off of his leg.
"That may very well be, but I'm still kicking your ass."
"Ow!" Elliot shrieked. "Stop trying to kill me. It's rude." They both laughed a little at his comment.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Does that hurt? Here, let me see if I can make it better." She said.
"OW! You did that on purpose! You're cheating!"
"I don't see a ref around here. Do you?" Olivia said, making a show of looking around.
"That's it. You're going down!"
"How incredibly cliché." She got out just before he attacked.
"Ah-Ha!" Elliot exclaimed with great joy.
Olivia grunted as she tried to wiggle free. He was too strong.
"El?" She asked, looking at him over her shoulder.
"What?"
"Could you let go now? Please?" She said, using her 'cute face.'
"No. That's not working this time." Elliot told her as he flipped her over, so she was lying on her back.
"Really? Are you sure?" She asked, out of breath.
"Yeah..." He trailed off, trying to breathe properly.
Olivia reached up, grabbing the back of his head, and brought his lips crashing down on her own. They continued kissing for several minutes before breaking for air. Elliot started on a path down her neck. Each little kiss was driving Olivia crazy.
"El?"
Elliot smiled. "I win."
"What?"
"That's gotta be a three count, by now. And, well..." Elliot trailed off as he began kissing down her neck once again.
Olivia smiled looking down at him once he reached the top of her breasts.
"Couch? Bedroom?"
"Busy." He mumbled.
"Bedroom." Olivia stated.
She pushed Elliot's shoulders back and stood up, he followed. They continued kissing and licking and sucking at each other as they made their way to her bedroom. Along the way they hit the wall at least twice. Eventually, they made it inside the room and Elliot kicked the door closed.
"Mm, Liv." Elliot moaned into her mouth as he slid his hands up her sides, taking her shirt with.
"Elliot!" She gasped when she felt his big hand cupping her breasts, through her bra.
Elliot smiled and maneuvered Olivia towards her bed. He pulled her shirt completely off, before pushing her back on the bed. Elliot then climbed on top of her and began kissing her again.
Olivia reached up to the buttons on his shirt and began undoing them. She quickly grew impatient and ripped his shirt open to reveal his perfectly chiseled chest.
"Little anxious?" Elliot let out a breathy laugh.
"Shut up." She commanded as she went about trying to memorize every inch of flesh she could get her hands on.
Elliot supported his weight with one arm while he worked on undoing her pants with the other. Once they were undone, he knelt at the end of the bed and gently pulled her pants from her body. She helped him by raising her hips to make the task easier.
After freeing her of her pants he stood up and removed the rest of his own clothing. Olivia did the same. Fully naked, Elliot stood there looking down at her. She wasn't sure if he was having second thoughts, but she really hoped that if that was going to happen he would have done it before he'd seen her without any clothing. And vise versa.
When he slowly climbed back onto the bed, with her, she released the breath she'd been holding.
"You alright, Liv?" Elliot asked.
"Fine. Don't worry about it." She told him, pulling him up to her level.
"You're sure? This is the last chance you're going to get to say no, before it's too late."
"I'm sure." Olivia caressed the side of his face, looking into his eyes.
Elliot nodded and continued to look into her eyes as he shifted his weight. He placed his knee between hers and pushed her right leg aside. Then he did the same with the other. He knelt between her legs and wrapped his hands around the underside of her knees, pulling her towards his waiting erection.
Olivia couldn't believe this was about to happen. She had wanted him for so long and now he was here. With her. The anticipation was killing her. She felt him at her entrance and nearly came, right then.
"Elliot." She moaned as he entered her body.
It was the most incredible feeling. She wondered why Kathy was such a bitch, if she was getting this kind of treatment on a regular basis. Then she decided thinking about Kathy right then wasn't such a good idea. Guilt reasons.
Elliot moved gently inside her for a few moments, before picking up the pace a little. Olivia began to move with him, wrapping her legs around him. Every moan and groan that escaped her lips were like music to his ears.
It wasn't long until he was pounding into her body at a feverishly fast pace. He couldn't get enough and she wasn't complaining. They could feel their orgasms building. Climbing higher. Higher. Higher, until finally, mercifully they fell over the edge together. Panting and sweating.
"That was..." Elliot trailed off, trying to think of the right word. Still breathing heavily.
"Oh yeah." Olivia agreed.
She turned on her side to look at him. He turned so he was in the same position.
"I..." Olivia started, but thought better of it.
Elliot just nodded and motioned for her to come closer. She did and he wrapped his arm around her. She rested her head on his chest and listened to the sound of his breathing, as he stroked her hair. It wasn't long before Elliot fell asleep, but Olivia was wide awake the entire night. Everything that had happened that evening weighing down on her.
Wasn't that lovely? Eh, I figured you got tired of waiting so I did a quicky. LOL. No pun intended. So? Wasn't too bad, right? What say you? Don't be too harsh. I'm cute and small. Like an animal of some kind. Maybe a monkey, but a really little one. With big cute goo-goo eyes. You wanna love me now. I can feel it.