A/N: This is the easiest one to write. I think it's because I'm sarcastic and rude and I'm totally just making them go with it. They have no choice in the matter. They have to do my bidding. This must be what it's like to be king.
Olivia rolled over in her bed for the thousandth time that night. Sleep wasn't being her best friend at the moment. It had turned it's back on her and was completely ignoring her pleas for help. So the next best thing would be to call her real best friend, would it not? Maybe it was the first best thing. Two can play at that game, Mr. Sandman. Yeah, she was definitely tired.
She searched for her cell phone in the dark, feeling around her nightstand. Finally finding it, she sat up and hit the button that made it light up. What a lovely little button. She dialed Elliot's number and waited for him to answer. She didn't have to wait very long.
"Stabler." He sounded groggy.
"Sex." She demanded into the phone.
"Munch?" Elliot asked, sounding completely serious.
"I don't even wanna know." She told him.
"What's up, Liv?" He laughed tiredly, while sitting up in bed.
"Nothing. Come over. Now." She said.
"Now? It's almost two-thirty." He informed her, as if she didn't already know.
"I know. I really need you to come over." He could hear the pout in her voice.
"What'll you give me?" Elliot asked, already getting up.
"What do you mean what will I give you? Sex. Isn't that enough? Sex, Man!"
"I don't know, Liv. Maybe you should order some pizza and break out the beer. Ya know, really motivate me." He replied, grinning at his words.
"No. Just what are you implying? I'm not getting you pizza or beer. How are you supposed to put out if you're distracted by food? And sex is all the motivation you need. Get over here." She hung up and climbed out of bed.
She flicked on the light and went in search of her best lingerie. Elliot deserved it, after all. Shut shoved things about in her top dresser drawer until she found what she was looking for. Ah, the wonders of a push-up.
I think maybe this just counts as the second half of the other chapter. My sister totally has a different last name now. It's freaking me out a little bit. I already hardly thought of her as my sister, now she doesn't even have the same last name. One less tie I have to her. I'm so happy for her though. We're gonna party tomorrow, like there's no...manana.