(Ok here is chapter 2! So Enjoy! )

So you want to play MASH?

Chapter 2: MASH? What's that?

(sorry im gonna have to change the rules of MASH, I'm sorry but, MASH is like who you'll marry and how many kids your gonna have and your job and stuff, so I'm gonna make it even better? OK!)

Sam and Valerie were giving each other makeovers when the subject of MASH came up. "So after this, do want me to do your MASH?" Valerie asked "MASH… what's that?" Sam asked "It's a game, you write down on paper, a few names of guys you know, then you write down places you can meet, then places you go on for a date and then you write how the date ended and it can be all kinds of crazy stuff! Its really fun! Here I'll do yours…" Valerie said taking a pen a piece of paper, she dabbled down a quick list of things on it. "Ok now tell me when to stop." Valerie said making lines on the paper "Stop." "Ok that's 5." Valerie started counting down the list crossing off every 5 name on the list, it took a couple of minutes. Valerie laughed "Ha, oh my god… this is too funny…" "What! Let me see it!" Sam grabbed the paper… She laughed "So my first Date is movies and dinner, then I met him on myspace ha, then he drops me off at the door and he kisses me on the cheek… the guy I'm dating is… Dash Baxter!" Sam's jaw dropped.

"What! Hey that's not nice! That's it gimme the pen its your turn." Sam grabbed the pen from Valerie's hand and wrote down some things. "okay tell me when to stop." …. "Okay stop." Valerie said Sam counted "Okay that's 4." Sam started counting down the list and crossed off every forth one. "…oh my… ha now this ones funny!" Sam snorted "Give me that!" Valerie demanded as she grabbed the paper. "My first Date is a walk on the beach, I meet him at a party, and at the end of the date he … passionately kisses me, and my date is Kwan! EW!" Valerie gagged and Sam laughed "That's it I'm doing yours again!" Valerie said grabbed a pen and paper scribbling down a bunch of things, "Okay say when." "Ok." Valerie counted "3." She crossed of every third one. "Ok, I'm done…" Valerie said trying to hold in the laughter, Sam grabbed the paper and read it to herself as Valerie cracked up. Sam looked up and glared at her. "My date is lunch and a walk in the park, He calls me and asks me out, then when he drops me of he frenches me! And my date is … MIKEY!"

Valerie cracked up and fell over on to the floor as Sam jumped on her grabbing a pillow and shoving it onto her face. Valerie pushed her off and grabbed her pink lipstick. "Girl, don't make me use this on you…" Valerie said stepping towards, Sam, her arm with the lipstick extended outward towards Sam.

Just then Sam's cell phone rang. She looked down, she didn't know the number. "Hello?" "…hey… um Sam?" "Yes, who is this?" "This is Mikey… I was wondering if I could meet you for lunch on Monday?" "…Uh… sure, I guess so…" Sam said uncertain "Ok! I'll meet you at the Nasty Burger at 12, then! See you." And he hung up. "…ok then that was weird." Just then Valerie's cell rang. "Hello?" "Hey Val, your invited to my birthday party! Its on Sunday, its at night, from 7 to 10, do you think you can make it?" "yeah sure who else is invited?" "Umm… everybody, do you know Sam's and Danny's number?" Star asked "I know theirs, but Sam is right here, do you want me to tell her?" "Sure, tell Danny too, I have Tuckers number, well I'll see you then" and Star hung up "Sam we're invited to Star's birthday party on Sunday. Are you gonna go?" Valerie asked as she hung up the phone. "Yeah I guess so." Sam replied.

(A/N: Wasn't that good! Omg I bet you cant wait for the next chapter! Wooo, Well Review please! Sorry I had to change the rules of MASH but we cant wait till there married! Can we?)

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