Hey readers!!! I am so so so so so so so so so sorry!!!! Lo sientos (Spanish), gomen asai (Japanese), Przepraszam! (polish). I am really sorry that I waited this long to update. I recently transferred to a new high school and this is my sophomore year and I had a lot of work to do. Then school started and they gave us a lot of homework and I didn't have time to write at all!!!! Also I've been having a case of writers block. But I had and idea for this chapter. The characters are going to be a tiny bit ooc but I wanted to make it up to you guys for the late chapter by adding a little bit of humor.
Zero: "Yea right like you could be funny"
Me: glares "Better than you. At least I can smile."
Zero: " And what is that suppose to mean."
Me: "Well it means I've seen rocks show more emotions than you."
Zero: takes out the bloody rose gun "You want to say that again?"
Me: " Do you really think it's wise to point that at me?"
Zero: "What are you gonna do about it?"
Me: smiles evilly "Well I was thinking about this." turns gun into a banana
Zero: looks dumbfounded "How the hell did you do that?!"
Me: "I'm the author I can do anything I want."
Zero: "That's abusing your power as an author."
Me: "O yeah well . . . YOUR ABUSING THE POWER OF YOUR FACE!!!"
Zero and I are yelling at each other back and forth. Chastity and Yuki walk in.
Chastity: looks really annoyed "OKAY!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!! GIVE IT A REST!!!!! WE ARE ALL SICK AND TIRED OF YOU GUYS BICKERING!!!!
Yuki: "Yeah guys, seriously please stop fighting."
Zero: "O yeah! Like we would listen to you. The one and only thing that we both have in common is that we both won't let others tell us what to do. Right Ashleigh? (that's me) Ashleigh?"
Me: "Okay Chastity I'll stop." smiles sweetly
Zero: "WHAT!!! What the hell your suppose to do the opposite of what she says!"
Me: still smiling sweetly "Why in the world would I do that?"
Zero: angrily yells "BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS GO AGAINST WHAT PEOPLE SAY!! ESPECIALLY WHAT I SAY!! WHY DO YOU CHOSE NOW TO LISTEN?!"
Me: "Oh, well, number one I like Chastity and she saved my ass a few chapters ago. Number two you said I go against what people say and by listening to Chastity I am going against what you said about me going against what people say."
Zero: "My brain hurts."
Me: mutters "It doesn't take that much thinking for you to do that."
Zero: "HEY!!"
Me: "Okay can somebody do the recap?"
Chairman: "OO OO ME ME ME!!!"
Me: O.o "Um where did you come from? O well go ahead"
Chairman: clears throat "In the last chapter Chastity held back a group of twenty students by herself and she threw them back to get them to stop trying to knock her down. Her necklace got broken, again might I add, and her aura was seen, again, and then Kain . . ."
Zero: cuts off Chairman "And then Kain was checking her out and thought her scent was magically delicious."
Me: stares "Why are you talking like the little lepracon dude from the Lucky charms commercial?"
Chastity: blush "Zero you . . I . . . urgh . . . Shut up"
Kain: (a/n I don't think he would blush since he is a vampire but if he could here is where he would) avoids eye contact with everybody " ……………………."
Aidou: (a/n for the record he really annoys me) "HAHA KaIN lOVes CHastiTY" he says singing
Me: "um ooooook um Aidou can you do the disclaimer?"
Aidou: "Sure!!!
DISCLAIMER: Ashleigh does not own any part of Vampire Knight."
Me: "Except Chastity, I own her so MWAHAHAHAH cough cough."
Chastity: "O dear god she's thinking evilly again."
Me: . " Whatever lets start the story."
It was Saturday morning when Yuki woke up to go to the Chairman's office because lately that has been where Chastity goes in the morning. When Yuki opened the door she saw Zero and Chastity kneeling on the floor involved in a very heated argument.
"SLAYERS ARE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HUNTERS!!"
(a/n can you guess who that is? Cough cough Chastity.)
"NO WAY IN HELL!! HUNTERS ARE SO MUCH BETTER!!"
"SLAYERS ARE WAY MORE STRONGER!!"
"ONLY BECAUSE THEY WERE BORN WITH THE STRENGTH!!! HUNTERS HAVE THE DRIVE TO WORK AT IT!!"
"OUR SENSES ARE SHARPER THAN A NORMAL HUMAN. WE ARE MADE TO HUNT VAMPIRES SUCCESSFULLY."
"HUNTING VAMPIRES IS A FAMILY TRADITION. THE SKILLS ARE PASSED DOWN GENERATION TO GENERATION. NOT JUST SOME STRANGER ON THE STREET THAT GOT LUCKY."
"AWE SO YOU NEED MOMMY TO TEACH YOU HOW TO AIM THE POINTY END OF A STICK AT THE VAMPIRE'S HEART?!"
"SHUT UP!!! I STARTED TRAINING LONG BEFORE YOU EVER DID AND I CAN FIGHT OFF ANY VAMPIRE THAT WOULD EVEN DARE LAY HIS OR HER HANDS ON ME!!"
Chastity looks at him coldly and says calmly, "Oh really? And you became a vampire how?"
That made Zero speechless, he needed a few minutes to come up with a come back. Then he had a good one.
"OH YEAH?" , screamed Zero ready with his come back.
"YEAH!!" ,responded Chastity.
"YEAH, WELL, SHUT UP!!!" ,said Zero, so much for the witty comeback.
"Oh yeah that is sooooooo original. Well that's what you would expect from a hunter." ,Chastity said coolly.
"WHAT!! You want to say that again?!" Zero shouted in anger and annoyance.
"Wow, I just thought that Hunters were incompetent at killing vampires, I didn't know they were stupid too." said Chastity with a smirk.
"THAT'S IT!!! LETS GO RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. LETS SEE WHAT YOU GOT!!!" ,challenged Zero.
"BRING IT YOU PANSY HUNTER!!" , replied Chastity.
The chairman who was in another room had finally reached the limit of going crazy.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!!! I HAVE HAD IT!!! YOU BOTH HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR THREE HOURS AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT YOU EACH HAVE TO SPEND A DAY WITH A VAMPIRE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX!!!!"
Zero and Chastity's faces contorted in perfect symmetry going from shock, to anger, and then to denial. They both shook their heads and at the exact same time said,
"NO WAY IN HELL!!!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO SPEND A SAY WITH A VAMPIRE!!!!"
"Oh yes you are." , said the Chairman with authority. Yuki who was standing there the whole time was thinking, 'What exactly are you going to do to make them?'
Chastity, being the American teenager that she was challenged the Chairman's empty threat.
"And what, may I ask, are you going to do to make us?"
"Well," the Chairman said coolly, "You spend the day with a vampire, or I take your staffs away, leaving you to fend of the Day Class students with your bare hands."
Chastity and Zero both looked at each other and then Chastity said, "Well I have been wanting to take a crack at that guy from the Day Class who I caught staring at my butt the other day . . ." she said thoughtfully.
The Chairman then looked at her with an are-you-kidding-me-look and said, "Then I guess its either the day with a vampire for you or you must walk around the school with no necklace for a month."
Chastity stared wide eyed at the Chairman and said, "You wouldn't."
"Do you want to try me? Next time think before you wake me up with your arguing." Chairman looked at them and walked over to his desk. He took out some files and was looking through the names.
Yuki stared at the three other people in the room when she realized that the very Kaname Kuran was standing behind her. She flushed and rushed out ,
"Kaname!! I didn't see you there!"
He looked at her and smiled gently, " Actually I have been here for quite some time and I must say even though the argument topic was not to my taste, these two were highly amusing."
Then Chastity mumbled, "Yes, very amusing about people arguing about which group is better at killing you."
Yuki grew red but Kaname just laughed.
"Yes, I do see your point." he said calmly.
Then the Chairman shouted, "I HAVE FOUND WHO YOU TWO ARE SPENDING THE DAY WITH!!! For Zero it is (insert drum roll here) Ruka Souen. And for Chastity it is (another drum roll) Akatsuki Kain!!!"
Chastity and Zero just glared at him and at the same time said, "I hate you."
The Chairman just laughed it off and said, "Now go get ready for your DATES!!"
They both made a lunge at him but he moved out of the way.
Ok there it is I have to go to bed now so nighty night. Also you see that little button at the bottom. When you click it a "magical" little box comes up and it you type your opinion about the story, it "magically" gets sent to me and I "magically" become happy. Try it. Common you know you want to.