Thanks to my reviewer(s)! Oh yeah, in the disclaimer, I put in I don't own Maroon 5, what I meant was I was going to use one of their songs but I took it out in the last minute and forgot to change it….lol.
On with the story!
As soon as she heard Akito's voice, she hung, not that she was scared, just annoyed.
"Who told him I was here? I bet it was Kureno… damnit!" she thought as she heard footsteps behind her. She turned and saw Kyo, his face was slightly red and he had a towel around his neck.
"Good morning! What are you doing up so early?" Kira greeted and asked as she quickly replaced her glove onto her hand.
"Morning… it's past 6." Kyo replied, causing Kira to look at the kitchen clock, which resembled a dog with a swinging tail as the second hand moved. It read 6:18, surprising Kira.
"I was down here for 2 hours?" Kira said to herself
"You've been up since four? You idiot! What the hell have you been doing?"
"Now, now Kyo-kun, that's no way to speak to a lady." Shigure admonished and then turned to Kira and greeted,
"Good morning, my shining star! You're looking lovely in those pajamas!" with an almost illegal cheerfulness, causing Kyo to hit him on the head.
"You're one to talk! Don't you dare comment on her pajamas!" he yelled.
"Wahh! Kyo-kun is a meanie!"
"Good morning Shigure-chan" Kira replied calmly, ignoring them.
"Good morning Shigure-san! Good morning Kyo-kun! Good morning Kira-san!" Tohru greeted them, full of joyful energy.
"Good morning Tohru-chan! And please don't call me san… Kira is just fine." Kira said smiling at Tohru.
"Kira…?"
"Yep!" Kira grinned, England had rubbed off on her so she really didn't see the point of anyone to call her san, kun or chan but it was fine for her to say it though.
"I'm such a hypocrite!" she thought
"Morning…" Kyo greeted
"Good morning, my lovely flower! You wouldn't have made breakfast would you?" Shigure inquired, smiling.
"Eh? Oh! I will get started right away!" Tohru disappeared into the kitchen.
"Shigure! You can't make her cook!" Kira yelled
"Eh? Why not? What am I suppose to eat?"
"Tohru's been cooking for us for a year already, why stop now?" Kyo said, annoyed since he was hungry.
"You guys have no hope! Can't you cook for yourself or at least help her?" Kira yelled
"I can't cook. You know that Kira." Shigure replied, skimming the newspaper. Kira looked at Kyo who was avoiding her eyes. She sighed and grabbed him.
"Hey! What the hell do you think your doing?"
"We're going to help Tohru make breakfast, asshole…" she replied as she dragged him to the kitchen.
"No fucking way!"
"Shut up and put on that apron!"
"Eh? Kira? Kyo?" Tohru asked, confused, in the midst of things.
"NO WAY IN HELL! Aprons are for sissies!"
"And you're not?"
Shigure sighed, even though they were a happy couple, they always fought in the beginning, which, in Shigure's opinion, made everything much more exciting.
"Even now he can't resist talking to her, even though he knows how much he's risking…" Shigure thought.
"What's going on?" Yuki asked, rubbing his eyes.
"Eh? Yuki? You're awake? Now?"
"Who could sleep through all that noise?" Yuki said looking at the kitchen door.
"Kira and Kyo are helping Tohru cook." Shigure explained
Yuki wanted to make a nasty comment on Kyo but he couldn't, what could he say? Kyo was the one helping and he knew how too. Yuki never cooked before and he never tried but he was sure that it wouldn't be that good but he wasn't going to let his pride admit that. Suddenly Kyo was literally thrown out of the kitchen.
"OW! Damn bitch!" Kyo cursed
"You asshole! You shouldn't have dropped that bowl of nira-tama!" Kira cursed back
"It had LEEKS in it! Why the hell would I bring a bowl of LEEKS to the table?"
"Fine! I'll bring the bowl of LEEKS to the table!" and with that said, Kira came out, holding a bowl of nira-tama in one hand and a some nabe in the other.
"Yay! Food!" Shigure cheered and began to dig in.
"AGH! LEEKS!" Kyo cried out as Kira went back into the kitchen.
"Eat." Yuki commanded and stuffed the leeks into Kyo's mouth. Then Kira came out with more food and he saw what Yuki was doing.
"Yuki! What are you doing?" Kira exclaimed as she saw Kyo's face.
"I'm feeding him leeks."
"You're killing Kyo!"
Yuki sighed and let go of Kyo. Kira then turned to Kyo, wide-eyed with concern.
"Just like Kira for her to scream at Kyo for one moment and then to be concern about him the next… kind of like Kagura…" Shigure thought
"How does she always do that? How does shebecome so angry with me one moment and look at me like I'm about to die?" Kyo thought as he got up and went into the kitchen.
"Kyo?" Kira asked
"I gotta rinse my mouth out" Kyo replied and thought "With soap…" Then there was a loud slamming sound and in came Kagura, bursting with love and anger at Kyo.
"Speak of the devil…" Shigure muttered, surprised since he just thought about her.
"KYO! I MISSED YOU- Kira?" Kagura began her speech of devotion, clinging on to Kyo but then let him go when she saw Kagura.
"Kagura-chan!" Kira smiled as she and Kagura hugged
"This house gets noisier everyday… where's Tohru?" Yuki thought
"When did you come back?" Kagura asked
"A few days ago with a friend I made in England. His name is Jake." Kira replied
"A boyfriend?" Kagura asked as Kyo choked on his tea.
"B-boyfriend?" Kyo stammered and gasped as he spoke
"NO." Kira said firmly
"No? Why not?" Shigure asked
"You'll see soon enough, I invited him over. I hope you don't mind!" Kira said
"No! Of course not! I've wanted to meet him since you and Haa-san speak so highly of him."
"We're having company over?" Tohru asked as she enter.
"Hello Kagura-san!"
"Hi Tohru-chan!"
"Yep, a guy named Jake, he's suppose to be here around 8. I better go change!" Kira said and ran upstairs when she saw the time, 7:02.
"I wonder what kind of guy this Jake is…" Yuki said
"Hmm… probably someone related to Prince William!" Shigure sighed dreamily, and as everyone looked at him, they didn't notice a motorcycle pull up and a guy got off and ran back to the direction he was coming from. Kira then came downstairs, wearing black corset top, skin tight leather pants with silver studded belt and matching bracelets on each wrists and choker.
"Oh my! Kira you look ho-OW!" Shigure began but Yuki hit him on the head.
"You look like my mom when she was in a gang!" Tohru gushed.
"Now I know! Your mom was the leader of a suicide squad, right? The Red Butterfly?" Kira asked.
"Yes!" Tohru answered.
"You're in a gang? Is Jake in the gang too?" Kyo exclaimed.
"…It's not a bad gang…" Kira said, looking out the window, she noticed her motorcycle and smiled.
"There's no good gang either!" Kyo yelled as he tried to get out of Kagura's reach.
"Yes there is." Kira said simply as she put some black hair chopsticks in her hair, holding it up in a messy bun.
"What's that on your back?" Shigure asked as he stared at a small dragonhead peeking out from her top on her back.
"What's what?" Kira asked turning around.
"That dragon tattoo on your back."
"It's a tattoo."
"Oh! I've heard of the Black Dragons!" Tohru suddenly exclaimed.
"Uo-chan spoke a lot about them!"
"Really?" Kira said, self conscious about herself.
"Oh, yes! She said they're really famous in England!"
"Hmm… that's nice…" Kira smiled as a motorcycle pulled up. She opened the window and scooped up the snow from the windowsill.
"Kira close the window! What are you doing?" Shigure asked. They watch her pat it into a snowball and fling it out the window. It hit Jake squarely in the back but he didn't turn around.
"Kira! What are you doing?" Yuki askedwhile Kyo was gasping for air since Kagura kept hugging him. Then, Shigure notice Jake.
"Oh! Is that Jake?" Shigure asked curiously
"Yep!"
"Let me see!" Kyo gasped breaking awayfrom Kagura's grasp
"Where?" Yuki asked. All of them stared at a man whose back was facing them and then he suddenly turned around, throwing a snowball towards them. Kira quickly slam the window shut before it smash into anyone's face.
"What the hell?" Kyo asked. They waited for him to come up to the front door but couldn't be sure since the snowball blocked the window's view.
"What could be taking so long?" Kira wondered.
"Who cares?" Kyo said, annoyed
"Kyo! My LOVE! HOW COULD YOU SPEAK SO?" Kagura screamed and punched him.
"Wha? HEY! OW!" Kyo screamed in pain as Kira's cell phone rang.
"Hello?"
"O-open t-the d-damn d-d-door!" Jake said, his voice cold and shaking.
"I didn't hear the doorbell." Kira said. She heard someone bang on the door, violently.
"Kira? What's going on?" Shigure asked
"Is your doorbell broken?"
"…" Shigure said nothing
"You cut the wire didn't you" Yuki sighed,
"Why must you bother your editor so?"
"But it's fun!" Shigure whined.
"Jake?" Kira said into the phone
"O-o-open t-the d-door!"
"…No." Kira said, smiling evilly.
"OPEN THE DOOR!" Jake screamed so loud that everyone heard him.
"EH? Shouldn't we open the door?" Tohru said anxiously.
"Alright…" Kira said, defeated and open the door. A man with black hair and bright pink highlights stood there, shivering. He was dressed in rocker-ish, punk-like attire, with a long leather jacket and black boots with silver studs in it. His lips were blue but his cheeks were red with anger.
"He's definitely in a gang… probably with Kira…" Kyo thought jealously.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU OPEN THE DOOR?" he yelled
"…" Kira said nothing and was about to answer when Jake saw Shigure.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S SHIGURE SOHMA!" he squealed. Both Yuki and Kyo sweatdropped at this but Tohru just smiled.
"Welcome Jake-san!" Tohru greeted.
"Hi… just call me Jake."
"Do I know you?" Shigure said, squinting at the man, he was taller than Yuki and Kyo but shorter than Shigure by a few inches.
"Does Crazy4U ring a bell?" Kira said as she walked back to the dining room while Shigure paled
"Isn't that the stalker you bragged about? I thought you made him up!" Kyo said
"YOU BRAGGED ABOUT ME?" Jake squealed again
"GET AWAY FROM ME! I HAVE 15 RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST YOU!" Shigure screamed, frightened
"16." Both Kira and Jake corrected him.
"GO AWAY!" Shigure yelled while Kira laughed and everyone else took a seat to drink tea.
"Where's Kagura?" Kira asked when she notice that she wasn't there
"She had to go run an errand…" Kyo smirked. He had told Kagura to get him a special martial arts book but there was only one and it was in the next town over.
Meanwhile with Kagura:
"EH? KYO! I'M LOST!" she yelled out in panic as boars surrounded her.
"WHERE AM I?" she screamed again while she heard cats meow around her...
or laugh...
Shigure's house:
"Shigure-san, can you sign these books?" Jake said, pulling out a huge bag out of nowhere
"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Shigure screamed as he made the cross sign with his fingers.
"I have to go make a phone call…" he then said quickly and left
"So… Jake, how do you know Kira?" Yuki asked
"Oh! I'm her boyfriend!" he grinned causing Kyo to spit out his tea and Kira to choke on her tea.
"WHAT?" Kyo yelled
"Kyo-kun? What's wrong? Kira? Is the tea too hot? Too cold? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" Tohru asked, worried at their reaction when they drank the tea.
"Its fine-cough-I'm fine-cough- I CAN'T BELIEVE-cough, cough- YOU SAID THAT!" Kira sputtered out and then turned to Kyo and Yuki
"HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!"
"Right…liar!" Jake accused, laughing.
"I AM NOT LYING! YOU ARE!
Shigure's office:
"Haa-san? I'm scare! Call the police!" Shigure sobbed into his phone
"What's wrong? Why can't you?" Hatori asked
"That stalker I told you about is HERE!"
"That's not a reason for me to call the police."
"But I can't!"
"Well if hadn't made so many prank calls to them when we were in high school, then you would be able to call them now. And I thought you made up the stalker..."
"No! He's here! Why else would I get 20 restraining orders against him?"
"Actually, you made 16…"
"Eh? How do you know, Haa-san?"
"I kept the restraining orders since you can't, mentally or physically."
"Haa-san you're so mean!"
"What's his name and is he violating the space he agreed to not contravene?" Hatori asked, sounding attorney-like.
"EH? Don't use big words in front of me!" Shigure began to sob.
"Fine. Good bye."
"WAIT! THERE'S A CRIMINAL IN MY HOUSE! You can't just leave me alone!"
"You have Yuki and Kyo."
"How are they going to help?"
"If your criminal doesn't kill you, they will. Good bye." Hatori said and Shigure heard a click as the line went dead.
"Eh? Haa-san? HAA-SAN?" Shigure yelled into the phone then sighed and hung up.
Dining room:
"OK! If you're not her b-boyfriend… then what are you?" Kyo yelled, getting annoyed.
"I'm human." he answered, causing Kira to giggle
"JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!"
"I'm the guitarist-mmph!" Jake started but Kira quickly covered his mouth.
"Nothing! He's nothing! A complete stranger to me!" Kira said in a rush as she dragged Jake to the door, her hand still over his mouth and then said,
"See you later Jake! Call me! Thanks for bringing my bike!" and then threw him out and slammed the door.
"Eh? Eh? EH? Why did you throw Jake out?" Tohru asked and Kira was about to reply when Shigure suddenly popped out.
"Is he gone?" Shigure asked.
"Phew… yep!" she said
"Oh! I just remember I have to go see someone! I'll see you guys later!" she said and was about to leave when Shigure looked through the open door. They saw Jake leave on his motorcycle and saw another motorcycle there.
"Is that your motorcycle Kira?" Shigure asked
"Yeah…" and was about to leave again but Kyo grabbed her arm.
"I always knew she wanted a motorcycle but isn't having a motorcycle at 17 too young?" Kyo thought and remember that time he and Kira were 14 and saw a gang ride by on their bikes.
"Aren't you too young to ride one?" he asked
"Eh? No, Jake's dad got me a special license for it!" she smiled, then ripped her arm from Kyo's grip, ran to her bike, and rode off.
"There she goes…" Shigure said and then turned to Tohru,
"What do you think of Kira and Jake?"
"I think they're very energetic and fun!" Tohru smiled
"Well yes, with Kira around, nothing ever gets boring." Shigure smiled back
"Or quiet…" Yuki said. Kyo on the other hand was staring off down the street where Kira took off.
"Cool! I want one!" Kira said as she watch a gang ride by.
"Yeah but I heard only gang members get them." Kyo replied
"Then I'm going to join a gang! Or I'll make one!" Kira said with fierce determination.
"Fine, but I'm not joining."
"That's alright, you're already in one…" Kira smiled slyly
"What? What are you talking about?"
"Nothing…"
"What was she talking about?" Kyo thought
On the street:
"Here I come Akito…" Kira thought, grinning maliciously
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