(Alright Chapter 20! Wow! I didn't think id get this far! Alright read review and enjoy!)

So you want to play MASH?

Chapter 20: No way Mr. Lancer!

Tucker was sitting at home, about to get in the tub, with only a towel on, when his phone rang.

"Hello?" Tucker answered cheerfully with a smile on his face

"Hello Tucker, this is Mr. Lancer."

Tuckers smile immediately changed to a frown. Please don't let the MASH come true. Tucker thought

"Well I was wondering if we could get together for a picnic later today in the park?"

"Uh well I umm…are you hitting on me?"

" Heavens Hell, no I just want to know if you can go or not?"

"Uhh I don't know…" Tucker said

"Okay then stop by the park later today if your not to busy." And he hung up

Tucker sighed in relief then relaxed into the tub for a nice hot bubble bath.

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Later on Tucker went to the park, not for Mr. Lancer, just to see if he was there waiting for him.

To Tuckers surprise Mr. Lancer was there, but with other 'nerds' from school.

"What the heck?" Tucker said aloud

Tucker walked over to find Mikey and a bunch of school nerds. Tucker walked over to Mr. Lancer.

"What is this?"

"Oh this? This is a nerd get together to stop bullying."

"what I'm no nerd!" Tucker yelled

Just then a 12th grader stood up at the podium he tapped on the microphone. He had brown hair and big glasses and his pants were up to his chest and his acne was pretty bad.

"Fellow nerds, we gather all here together to stop bullying!" He said

Two boys snuck up behind him and grabbed his pants and raised them up really high, the boys expression looked like it was painful.

"Wedgie!" The Bully know as Dash yelled

All the nerds screamed as a bunch jocks ran out and grabbed the nerds and gave them wedgies, if you can't picture it, it looks like a bunch of lions going in for the kill.

Mr. Lancer was long gone leaving the poor nerds to fend for them selves, Tucker was covering behind a tree watching the poor kids getting wailed on.

"I'm outta here!" Tucker yelled running off.

Almost out of the park someone grabbed him.

"AHH! Don't hurt me!" Tucker yelled covering his head ready for a blow or a wedgie.

"Tucker your ok!" Mr. Lancer said hugging Tucker

"Haha Teacher's pet!" Dash yelled and pointed as a bunch of other bullies came over and laughed

"Oh great…" Tucker mumbled to himself.

(OK SORRY ITS BEEN SOOOO LONG! School is EVIL! Although there are a bunch of cute guys in it… ok then please review!)