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lovergal1227- yep, Shigure is so dead, I bet Kyo is going to kill him VERY soon…
Just another reader- Thanks for reviewing!
Momiji is a bit… this chapter is going to be a bit perverted, well anything Shigure does is… and poor Momiji… just go along with it!
Disclaimer: I forgot this in the last chapter but I DON'T own 'A Nightmare on Elm Street', 'Friday the 13th', and 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl'!
And I do send a letter to Buddha and Kami in this chapter, well Shigure does, so I hope I don't offend anyone's religion…
OMG! The 11th chapter!
Shigure House:
"So many dead people…" Kira moaned as she clung on to Kyo's arm. An unspoken bond had been formed between them since last night, which Kyo is enjoying. Jake, Haru, and Shigure occupied the couch while Kyo, Kira, Tohru, and Momiji sat on the floor.
Any ideas on inviting Ayame and Hatori over or making popcorn as Shigure planned furiously in his head.
"Got to get that book! Haa-san is going to kill me if he finds out! And I don't even want to think about what Kyo and Akito might do…" Shigure shivered at the thought and tried to 'accidentally' bump into Jake.
"Ow!" Jake yelped when something rammed into his arm.
"What?" Kira asked.
"Eh?" Tohru and Momiji turned around
"Oh! I'm SO sorry! Is there a bruise? Let me see!" Shigure exclaimed as he 'tried' to feel for a swollen bruise and moved his hands all over Jake.
"WHAT THE HELL? QUIT MOLESTING ME!" Jake cried out as he paused 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' on Freddy Krueger's face.
"What the hell? Shigure!" Kyo yelled
"Eh?" Shigure's hands were in his lap and smiled innocently
"AGH! You just HAVE to pause on Freddy Krueger's face!" Kira screamed and covered her eyes.
"Calm down…" Haru said quietly
"What does 'molest' mean?" Momiji asked, some Japanese words still confused him. Everyone sweatdropped except for Haru who informed tonelessly,
"It means to touch someone."
"Oh! So I'm 'molesting' Tohru?" Momiji asked with curious face as he grabbed Tohru's hand. Tohru blushed and just watched with puzzled eyes. Kyo turned red at the embarrassment or at the thought, no one knew but he shouted,
"Momiji! Don't say stuff like THAT!" he began to noogie the rabbit.
"Kyo…" Kira said, trying not to laugh and tried to get Kyo to stop. Jake had burst out laughing and un-paused the movie while Shigure try to think of another plan that wasn't TOO illegal. Haru just watched everyone with the same calm expression and glancing at the TV every few moments.
"Waah! Kyo is a meanie!" Momiji cried.
"Kyo-kun…" Tohru said softly, trying to help Momiji.
"Kyo, leave Momiji alone." Haru said.
"What? This is all YOUR fault, you perverted punk!" Kyo let go of Momiji and turned sharply to Haru.
"How is discussing the cycle of life perverted? Don't you agree Sensei?" Haru retorted emotionlessly.
"Don't ask that pervert!" Kyo yelled
"I agree! Don't you Jake-kun?" Shigure smiled and elbowed Jake hard.
"Wha? OW! Stop it you molester!" Jake accused angrily.
Meanwhile, Kira had snuck away the remote from the side table Jake had put it on but accidentally grabbed Jake's book too. She stopped the movie and grinned to herself.
"Ha! This is for showing scary movies again!" she thought evilly and slipped the book under the couch.
"Hey! Why did you stop the movie?" Jake exclaimed as the TV screen went into a shade of grey static.
Kira switched the lights and everyone blinked in the brightness.
"I told you that I don't like SCARY MOVIES!" Kira smacked Jake.
Jake sniffed sadly, "Fine! I don't deserve this! I'm going home and I'm going to read my new- HEY! WHERE'S MY BOOK?"
"EH? WHAT?" Shigure exclaimed, searching along with Jake to look for the book. Kira smirked and used her foot to kick the book, under the couch, in deeper.
"What is she doing?" Haru thought as he saw Kira lift her foot slightly and swiftly kicked something as he heard a soft 'thump'.
"Maybe it's in the kitchen." Haru suggested. Jake and Shigure, followed by Tohru and Momiji, ran into the kitchen. Kira walked behind them with Kyo as he complained the whole time.
"It's just a stupid book! Just buy another one, damn idiots!" Kyo yelled. Haru lingered behind and when everyone was out of sight, he peeked under the couch.
"I don't see anything… oh, wait, what's that black thing? I…can't…reach…got it!" Haru struggled to get whatever it was and dragged it out.
"A…book?" Haru muttered, confused.
"It's by Shigure … it must be the book Jake was looking for… but what was Kira hiding it for? And why is Shigure trying to get this book?" Haru thought, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Haru? What are you doing?" Kira came in, concerned all over her face.
"Uh… nothing." Haru said quickly, hiding the book behind a pillow on the couch.
"Ok… movie night is kind of over for now… so you and Momiji can go home." Kira told him.
"Oh. Ok." Haru got up and went into the kitchen to get Momiji.
"Now to get that book… WHERE DID IT GO?" Kira thought frantically as she searched under the couch, even lifting it up, but nothing was there.
"Shit! Jake is going to kill me!" Kira thought.
Street:
"Hello?" Hatori said as he entered the old bookstore. Mayuko suddenly appeared and blushed.
"What are you doing here?" Mayuko asked.
"I came to buy Shigure's latest book."
"You READ that TRASH?" Mayuko looked stunned
"No. I'm doing it so Shigure will quit bugging me."
"Oh… well then, wait one minute." Mayuko disappeared into the back. All of a sudden, the door opened and Kira came into the bookstore, panting.
"Kira? What are you doing here? Are you ok?" Hatori asked
"Eh? Hatori-chan? I came to get a book." Kira panted
"What book?"
"Shigure's latest book." Kira answered hesitantly.
"You read his books?"
"No! They're for Jake! He reads them and he bought one a few hours ago but I kind of… lost it."
"Here you go- Kira? What are you doing back here?" Mayuko appeared, holding a book.
"I need to buy a copy of Shigure's latest novel."
"I only have one copy left and he just bought it." Mayuko said, her eyes darted to Hatori. Hatori sighed and shook his head; he knew what was coming next.
Kira gasped, "You READ his BOOKS?"
"No. Shigure has been bothering me about it."
"Oh…"
"So which one of you wants it?" Mayuko prompted them; she was about to close the store for the day when Hatori came in.
"Hatori can have it, he got here first." Kira shrugged and left the store before Hatori could protest.
"Here you go." Mayuko handed him the book and accepted his money.
"Bye." he said and left.
"Bye."
Sohma Estate:
"I am crazy, I am crazy, I am crazy, and I am crazy… insanity occupies my head, I am crazy…" Kira chanted in her head as she pulled herself up on to Akito's window.
"What the HELL am I doing?" Kira thought as she was about to jump back out of the window but someone grabbed her arm.
"Where do you think you're going?" Akito smirked as he yanked her inside, causing her to fall on to the floor.
"I'm leaving!" Kira said angrily to him and headed back on to the windowsill but saw Kureno outside and ducked. Akito laughed and Kira just glared at him.
"Damnit!" she cursed under her breath. She peeked out the window and saw Kureno still there.
"Hmm… this is interesting. I'm in a good mood so shall I continue?" Akito smiled evilly at her but she said nothing so he began,
"After I killed your parents, my jealousy grew stronger. Your father was born in the year of the rat and I always despised rats."
"Rats? What does this have to do with murder?" Kira asked sarcastically.
"I always punished the rats. Poor Yuki, my sweet Yuki was born in the year of the rat."
"No he wasn't, he was born in the year of the dog, like me! Idiot!" Kira yelled
"No, no, my Kira, you are mistaken. Yuki was born in the year of the rat. He IS a rat."
"You whacko! Can't you the math in your head? He was born in the year of the dog! And he is NOT a rat!" Kira retorted furiously but inside, she was kind of enjoying these heated debates with Akito; he came up with the craziest things.
"Anyhow, I punished Yuki severely for this-"
"Hey! It's not his fault he's the rat!"
"Stop interrupting me! ANYHOW, I got angry with everyone finding new love around me that I punished them whenever I found out."
Kira gasped, "Hatori and Kana-chan! You did that on PUPOSE!"
"You thought it was an accident?" Akito asked
"Is this what Hatori and the others told? That it was an accident?" Akito thought, surprised.
"Everyone said that you just lost it and your heart began to beat too fast or something and you went crazy." Kira said, watching Akito curiously.
"Really? I will have to ask Hatori about that. Anyway, I finally got this idea. A BRILLIANT idea. It was to get complete and total control of every Sohma's life and decisions. They had to come to me when they needed consent or wanted to do something outside the estate. An amazing plan…" Akito reminisced how he came to choose the idea.
"What did you do? Did you whip EVERYONE?" Kira said, horrified.
"Oh no! That would have been terribly bloody! I… it's time for you to go." Akito said.
"What? Why? Is Kureno gone?"
"Yes. NOW LEAVE!" Akito raged and Kira jumped out of the window into the wintry darkness.
Shigure's House:
"It HAS to be here SOMEWHERE!" Shigure cried out in anguish, he had turned the whole house upside down and still no book. Yuki and Tohru were watching the weather reports in the TV room so he couldn't go there. Kyo had gone to Shishou's and was going to return for dinner later.
"I'm going to get something to drink." Yuki told Tohru as he got up and headed to the kitchen.
"Ok!" Tohru complied happily. She shifted her position where she was sitting on the couch and something slid and bumped into her knee.
"Eh?" Tohru picked up and looked at the object. It was a book!
"A book? I should go put it back on the shelf!" Tohru thought and headed to Kyo's room where the extra shelves of books were stored in. She hummed a tiny tune and put the book on an empty shelf all by itself.
"That way Shigure-san can find it and read it easier!" Tohru thought cheerfully and went back downstairs.
Shigure's Room:
"Hello?" Shigure picked up the ringing phone.
"I bought your stupid book." Hatori said
"You did? That's wonder- WHICH ONE HAA-SAN? WHICH BOOK DID YOU BUY?" Shigure panicked
"The new one."
"DID YOU READ IT YET?" Shigure practically yelled.
"…No… why? What have you done Shigure?"
"Um… heh, heh, heh… it's a funny story really…"
"Hold on, let me get the book…"
"WAIT!"
"What?"
"I'll CONFESS!" Shigure cried out
"…" Hatori said nothing.
"I…" Shigure began
"I what? And did you make Kira buy your book too?"
"EH? WHAT?" Shigure exclaimed, this was very bad. VERY BAD.
"I saw her at Shiraki's trying to buy your book."
"EH? Wait, you said trying?"
"Yeah, I bought the last copy."
"THANK GOODNESS! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE IF ANYONE IN THE FAMILY FOUND- uh oh…"
"If anyone in the family found what? What did you write in the book? WHAT DID YOU WRITE IN THE BOOK SHIGURE?" Hatori began to worry, Akito never approved of this novelist position since he was always worrying Shigure would screw up and now he did.
"Um…"
"Fine! Let me get the book and I'll see for myself!" Hatori huffed and there was a 'clunk' when Hatori put the phone on the table.
"Dear Buddha ,Kami, I know I never was a good boy but I really, really regret what I did and I hope that you can help me and make sure I don't die painfully. Please, please, please, pretty please with a cherry on top!" Shigure prayed."Shigure…" Hatori finally said.
"Uh oh… I'M SORRY BUDDHA, KAMI! DON'T SEND ME TO HELL!" Shigure thought, panicking and quickly went to an online bookstore and with a few clicks, he had bought all of his latest books from the store.
Sohma Estate:
"I guess I'll go through the front gate, it's too dark to see anyway…" Kira muttered and walked slowly to the gate, taking in the landscape.
"It really is nice here in the winter…" Kira thought as she took one final glance and walked on to the sidewalk.
"What the HELL was she doing here? It doesn't seem like she fought Akito today and I just saw Hatori! What is she doing here? Has she been coming here for a while?" thoughts raced through Haru's head as he watched her leave.
Street:
"Kyo?" Kira said as she spotted an orange head ahead of her. He turned around, looking surprised,
"Kira? What are you doing out so late?"
"I went for a walk." Kira said vaguely.
"And a talk with Akito…" Kira thought.
"In the evening? Of winter?" Kyo asked in disbelief.
"Yes. What are YOU doing out here?"
"I was training with Shishou but I finished."
"Oh…"
"Hey, isn't that the Sohma Estate? What were you doing there?" Kyo asked, realizing that Kira was coming from that direction.
"I wasn't there. I was on a walk and I passed by it." Kira replied casually
"…" Kyo didn't believe her, she was hiding something and he wants to know what.
"Were you fighting Akito again?" he asked.
"No. I told you, I was just walking by it."
"But town is on the other side."
"I wanted to walk in a peaceful area."
"Yeah, right…" Kyo scoffed doubtfully.
"…" Kira said nothing.
"I hate lying… he knows I'm lying too! I guess I can tell him…" Kira thought
"Hey Kira…" Kyo said
"Hm? Yeah?"
"You know how you volunteered for the Valentine's thing? What EXACTLY are you going to do?"
"Hmm… strip my clothes off in front of everyone…" Kira grinned teasingly
"WHAT?" Kyo blushed at the thought
"I'm JOKING…" Kira laughed
"Then what are you going to do?" Kyo turned into Shigure's property but Kira kept going straight.
"You'll see."
"Hey! Where are you going?"
"Ramen shop in town. Jake recommended it. You wanna come?" Kira invited him.
"Ok." Kyo agreed quickly.
"We're just friends, we're just friends… I think…" Kyo thought.
"Hey, I still have my credit card, can we stop by this bookstore?" Kira asked pointing to the town bookstore with the 'newest and latest books'
"Why?"
"I have to buy a book." Kira dragged Kyo in.
"May I help you?" a falsely cheery woman smiled.
"Just looking…" Kira said, scanning the shelves and then asked her,
"Do you have Shigure Sohma's latest book?" while covering Kyo's mouth.
"Yes! In fact, this is our last copy! You are quite lucky!" the woman went to the cash register and grabbed a book from underneath the counter.
"Yeah… here." Kira handed her credit card. The cashier swiped it and beamed at Kira and Kyo,
"Have a nice day!"
"Thanks." Kira grabbed the bag and dragged Kyo back out.
"Fucking bitch…" the woman muttered, watching them leave and tried to light her cigarette.
Ramen Shop:
"That lady was so weird!" Kira exclaimed, finishing up
"Yeah she was! A real bitch!" Kyo agreed.
"Well at least they had the book. It seems to be really popular…"
"Why are you reading that crap anyway?"
"I'm not! I got it for Jake since I lost his during the 'movie night' this afternoon."
"Oh… so then why was Shigure going crazy?"
"He's always crazy." Kira stood up and threw some money on the table.
"Hey!" Kyo said, putting some money on the table too.
"What?" Kira asked as she walked out of the shop.
"I was suppose to pay!" Kyo protested.
"Why can't I pay?"
"Because you're a GIRL!"
"SO?" Kira's voice began to rise.
"I'm a GUY! Kyo insisted
"AGHH! Is this always going to happen each time we eat together?" Kira cried out in frustration as the passed the woman from the bookstore, smoking outside.
"Bitch…" the woman muttered loud enough Kira and Kyo could hear.
"Asshole!" Kyo yelled and grabbed Kira.
"Kyo? Kyo! Calm down! We're about to cross a street!" Kira shouted anxiously as they stopped right at the edge of the curb.
"Oh God! That was so scary!" Kira said as Kyo kept shooting death glares at the woman.
"Kyo? Kyo! Stop that!" Kira pulled him across the street.
So what did you think? A bit wacky, yes, and practically EVERYONE is OOC, except for Kira of course but it still made sense right?
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Note: Can't update for a while, upcoming math test coming up… shit…gotta study!
Haha… sorry for the mini Shigure and Hatori cliffy! You're just gonna have to wait! SORRY!
This is my shortest chapter yet... I think...