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Sharpay's Personal Stress Reliever

"Kelsi! Come here now!" Sharpay demanded through the phone. "I need to release my stress. Hurry up!"

"Ay, Troy, I've got to go," Kelsi said sadly. "The "Almighty One" is calling."

"Alright, Kels," Troy said, leaning in for a hug. "Thanks for comforting me a bit. Made me feel way better."

Kelsi left Troy at his standing, and walked towards Sharpay's casita. She never looked forward to meeting with Sharpay, but maybe this time could be different. Sharpay would usually throw tantrums and relentlessly cry while looking at herself in the mirror, while Kelsi would just sit and watch patiently without saying a single word. It felt like a punishment.

"Yes, Sharpay?" Kelsi greeted. "Kelsi Nielsen at your service."

"At least say it with pride, Kelsi. You're my permanent handler from now on. Tell me how beautiful I am! Tell me that I'm worth it. Tell me that Troy will crawl his way back to me."

"You're amazing. You're gorgeous. Troy will be in your mini musical," Kelsi declared reluctantly.

"A bit limp there, huh? Say it like you mean it!" Sharpay retorted. "I need my vanity back. It's only fair that way!"

"Sharpay! You're so exciting. So brilliant, I don't see why Troy won't come back to you!" Kelsi followed her order, only doing so to fulfill Sharpay, but it didn't do any good for her; she didn't mean a word.

"There you go, Kelsi, you're improving."

"I do know I'll get Troy back though. His future is in the hands of the Evans' Empire! If he wants an education, he has to come through me and my family, which he should do by the way. But lately something's telling him that friends are more important than education. Who could that be? Yeah, nobody else but them friends and that sleazy Gabriella. Hey, Kelsi, did I ever tell you about the time Troy and I had a sleepover?"

"No, not yet," Kelsi said not really wanting to hear the story.

"Well, I'll tell you now. Oh and feel free to put your hands in your pants if this story is doing you any good." Sharpay sighed throwing her head back. Kelsi's eyes dilated in abhorrence. "Okay, well, it was a very, very dreary day; Troy and I were practicing for Darbus' one-day prompt. It had something to do with the infamous balcony scene from R&J. Anyway, we didn't finish it at school, so I invited him over since the parents were out. We kind of got tired of rehearsing the same lines over and over that we decided to chillax with a movie. The movie made me bored, but seemingly Troy was enjoying every single minute of it. Can you say, ugh? Then the stupid movie finally ended, and being a gentleman that he was, he put the equipment away while I just say there watching him. As he was putting the DVD away, it turned out racy pics of me were hanging out in there, and being the boy he was, he looked at it, and you can say it turned him on a bit. I mean, why wouldn't it? It was pretty steamy."

Sharpay changed positions, and stood up digging through a cabinet for something that seemed like she hadn't seen in ages. "Here they are, take a look."

"Why did you take these scandalous pics of yourself? Pretty raunchy if you ask me," Kelsi commented.

"Oh please. Quit acting like you've never seen my beautiful flesh before. Oh, and Sharpay was born with a pretty body, therefore Sharpay got to put it into use. Smart, yeah?" Sharpay answered using third person. "You should try it sometime. Though it won't please anyone but yourself, unless you get a boob job or a Brazilian butt lift."

Kelsi blushed in embarrassment.

"Anyway, let me continue. Troy was young and naive, and wanted to see a bit more, so I offered, and showed him what my mama gave me. Then we got a bit carried away, and he gave me his seven inches of joy; we experienced the whole nine yards, pretty amazing if you ask me. But now he's with that Gabriella girl, and she has nothing to offer. She has a flat everything, plus with that temper of hers, she ain't gonna get anywhere!"

"But Gabriella's a nice girl!" Kelsi defended her friend from evil.

"Yeah, of course you're going to say that, seeing that she's a fellow flatty. What will Troy ever give her?"

We went pretty safe so far.