Nobody like my story? I will be brave and shan't cry.

Libido

Meanwhile ...

"AHH," Gabriella managed to scream out. Surprisingly, she was in her birthday suit. The guy that made her yell out was, too. "You make me feel so relaxed."

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals,

so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel.

Ryan thrust himself into her entrance while they held hands. It looked like a seesaw, but instead of going up and down, they went in and out, in and out.

"I think I'm gonna, AHHH. Wait, falso alarmo. Do it how Troy does it!"

"How?" Ryan asked confused. Unfortunately, he felt like a failure; he wasn't able to please his dummy very well.

"I ... thought ... you ... knew," a drunk Gabriella slurred in difficulty. "I suspected he was cheating on me once, and you were the lucky one." Gabriella yawned and started to sizzle a little.

"Oh my gosh," Ryan whispered. "That never happened! Although it sounds quite yummy! But... no, Gabby. You must be hallucinating badly!"

"What'd you say? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Gabriella gutted out. "Troy, is that you? Why aren't you going fast like you usually do?"

Goodness gracious. Ryan thought. She forgot about the Evans already. Can you say short term memory? Hi, I'm TOM!

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"Oh groddy!" Sharpay interjected. She was just beginning to enjoy 'One Night In Sharpay' when she suddenly heard a scream of excitement next door. Nobody had the key to the neighboring room except the Evans, and none of the Evans was around except Ryan and Sharpay. Ryan... Sharpay thought. Ryan must be enjoying life. She crept out of her bed, and slowly grabbed the key to Ryan's room in one of the cupboards. She got out of her room, and inserted the key to the doorknob of her brother's room. She twisted the handle, and to her surprise, she found Ryan with a girl, a girl she least suspected. She didn't even know Ryan enjoyed the company of girls, she thought he went the other way, the bendy, curvy, non-straight way. Apparently he didn't. This is better than One Night In Sharpay any day. Sharpay thought.

"O H M Y G O S H! RYAN SHERBERT EVANS! OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!" Sharpay yelled at her loudest. "What in the world are you doing? Wait, I know what you're doing. What are you doing here with Gabriella Montez? Oh my, she is a sleaz after all. I can hear your moans next door while I was trying to fulfill my own desires."

"Oh shit," Ryan said with an open mouth. "We were, uh, playing seesaw. I like seesaws, and she does, too. It was something we had in common so instead of going to the playground, we did it in my room. See we're smart!"

"Nice cover-up, brother." Sharpay rolled her eyes. "I know what you're doing. I'm not blind. But it's alright, dude. We used to do this before. But with Gabriella?! YIKES alert!"

"Sharpay. I hate you, but join us," an obviously drunk Gabriella said while bobbing her head. "I don't know if I'm drunk, but I get bipolar when I'm under the influence."

"What the heck? Did you spike her drink or something? I hate her, too, but I know she's smart enough. And oh my gosh, Ry! You're not using what the Romans didn't like! Trojan! Where is it? Man, oh man. If you make a mini me of Gabriella, I'd be partly related to her."

"Don't worry, Shar," Ryan calmed her sister down. "She's taking the pills."

"Phew," Sharpay sighed as a sign of relief. "Okay, well I'm going to finish my business, you guys finish yours. But wait! This is the perfect time to start my revenge. How convenient that my camera is right in my back pocket."

"No, you can't do that to her! She's an innocent girl."

"She's not so innocent for stealing everything I had. Pretty guilty if you ask me." Nothing could stop Sharpay. She turned on the power button, and was about to click until Ryan stopped rocking and released himself from Gabriella's dampy heat, and then rapidly covered her with a blanket.

"Darn you, boy," Sharpay snickered. "I'll get you back."

"Ry, what are you doing? Why'd you get out?" Gabriella asked. "I didn't even reach my point yet!"

"That girl is too tipsy to notice what's going on around her," Sharpay said. "How many did she drink?"

"A few," Ryan replied. "Like four or five .70's. She was really furious, and needed to relax, so she came to me for comfort like you calling Kelsi whenever you need a little bit of relaxation."

Getting steamier. Lots of action here.

Whenever you see -

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals,

so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel.

it means lots of hottness coming ahead.

You've been alerted.