Chapter 2 of WHAT IF HAKU MET HINATA
By Linkin-Park-Candace
Annoying announcer: -booming voice- In the last chapter of WHAT IF HAKU MET HINATA!! Hinata was beating the crap of a tree for no apparent
reason when all of a sudden, DA-DAAAA! Haku appeared and asked for directions and then invited Hinata to go for a swim with him!!! Oooh! I can
see the sparks! Although, Hinata couldn't tell that Haku was a man! Then again, who can?! Ha ha haaa...
Haku: H-how could you not tell? Is-isn't it obvious? -still shocked that she could not tell-
Hinata: Well...n-not with what you-re wearing now...-she bowed her head to hide her blushing-
Haku: ...
Marvin: Meep-meep meep. (Translation: Shut up and bathe meh already!!)
Haku: If you still want to swim, you're welcome to join us...I promise that I'm wearing some shorts to swim in! Ha ha...-he laughs softly-
Hinata: I-I don't know...it's one thing to swim with a girl around but...wait.
Haku: Yes? What is it?
Hinata: -suddenly pulls her head back up and points at him- YOU'RE NOT GAY, ARE YOU?!
Haku: -entirely shocked and embarrassed- Why does everyone accuse me of that?! -slumps down onto knees-
Marvin: -laughing hysterically on the ground-
Hinata: I-I'm so sorry!! I can't believe I just said that to you! -runs off into the forest-
Haku: -looks up- Wait! If this is like any other romantic-comedy, you'll trip and fall and we'll make-up!!
Hinata: WHAT?! -trips over a rock that appeared out of nowhere- Ow! My ankle!
Haku: -runs over to her, kneels down- Why do the pretty ones never listen?!
Hinata: -thinking- He thinks I'm pretty? -blush blush-
Haku: Don't move! I'll have to take you to a hospital in the Hidden Leaf Village! -picks her up- Now, just tell me where to go and we'll be fine!
Hinata: F-fine...I can't believe I tripped...take a left at the crooked tree by the haunted shed...
Annoying Announcer: Will they get to the hospital? Will Haku realize that Marvin is still laughing? Will I get paid?! Stay tuned and hope the writer doesn't
go on strike like all the others!!