Sorry for the longgg update but as you might know I went on Vacation but now am back. Gosh the plane ride was long and tiresome and I didn't get any sleep for two days or was it one? The time is confusing.

Disclaimer: Don't own D.N Angel unless I suddenly became Yukiru Sugisaki overnight…

Warning: This story is slightly/mostly AU and pairings not decided yet

Chaptire Three: In Which Daisuke Meets Satoshi

: What Was Really Going On:

As Daisuke opened the locket, he removed the hair and pulls one lock of his own hair out. He tied the ends together then puts it down in the locket with a drop of his blood: he had pricked his thumb with a needle earlier. Everything glowed and when he saw before he blanked out was long blue hair.

When Daisuke woke up, he realized that everything in his room was topsy-turvy. He felt eyes on him and turned around to see a girl or was 'she' a 'he'? Nope it was a girl, yep definitely a girl who had blue-whitish hair that pool around her like water, she was wearing a kimono and boy clothes under it.

"Who are you?" Daisuke asked.

Instead of answering, the girl pointed to the mirror next to her. Inside the mirror Daisuke could see Wiz, his parents, Dark and Krad all acting strange. He turned back to the girl.

"So, we are in the mirror of my room, typical, and you would be the person I summoned," she nodded. "Great! How do we get back…there?"

She walked up to him and puts two long nails into his forehead, his head went back and he blanked out yet again.

"Do you think that he's alright? He looks…um…pale, I bet he was starving. Oh, my poor child," Emiko sobbed.

"I still think he was getting laid if you asked me," Dark said.

Krad hit him on the head. "Well, no one did. And he wasn't even in there for that long; also no one was there when the thing stopped."

"Oh, I knew that but still…" Dark stopped when he saw the same person Daisuke had seen on the bed. "Um…Mom, Emiko-Chan, Mother, Mummy, didn't Daisuke use to have short red, red hair?"

"Yes. Yes, of course." Emiko said

"Didn't he use to be a…a…guy?" asked Krad.

"Nooo really?" She rolled her eyes. "Why all the stupid questions?"

"Oh! No reason, just that there's this really hot girl on Daisuke's bed which you can't see because your familiar is not here," Dark turned but saw Daisuke instead of the 'girl', "Rats," He mumbled.

"YES! I DID IT. AND ON MY FIRST TRY TOO." Daisuke jumped up and down on the bed like a bunny rabbit.

"Honey, talk to me. Are you alright?" Emiko said skeptically.

"Emiko, he's jumping up and down and screaming like a maniac, do you really think he's okay? And remember: he got this from your side of the family!" Kosuke exclaimed.

"NO, I am not crazy, it's just that," He took a deep breath. "I SUMMON MY FAMILIAR."

"Now you wouldn't be talking about a hot girl with blue hair and was wearing a kimono? Do you know her name?" Dark asked.

"No. And before you start: I did NOT GET LAID. But wasn't my familiar supposed to be a boy?"

"You are one lucky dog and who cares if it's a girl as long as she's pretty. Maybe her name is in the book," Dark flipped through the book. "It says here that it is Satoshi-weird name by the way."

"AHHHH" Daisuke screamed because as soon as Dark had called the name the girl appeared and in his surprise he had tripped taking her down with him. The girl was on top of him but it sure as hell didn't feel like a girl and them something clicked in his mind. 'If this is not a girl then it…' Daisuke blushed.

'Is everyone here daft?' Satoshi thought but instead he said "Are you alright?"

"Yes, thank you." Pause. "Can you get off of me, please?

Satoshi got off of him and sat down on the bed. "Okay here we go; you summon me, you know my name, now show me around this place."

"He's always monotone. A monster…"

"Didn't even shed a tear for his poor mother…"

"Monster…"

"He killed her…"

Satoshi quickly stood; the voices (if you could call them that) were getting stronger. He walked to the door and opened it, with his hand on the doorknob he turned around. "Oh, and if we are going to get along you should know that am a boy." He walked out.

DEAD SILENCE.

Then Krad and Daisuke laughed while Dark who was following behind Satoshi, who he thought was a girl, fell down the stairs. Kosuke walked out of the room, stepped over his shocked son and went to show Satoshi around the house while unknown to them Emiko's dream of have a girl in the house shattered.

'Well, I could pretend I didn't hear. Yes that would be best, have to get those clothes ready.' She walked out of the leaving Krad and Daisuke rolling on the floor; not that they would admit it mind you. She could feel a headache coming from all the worrying about Daisuke's disappearing act.

Chaptire end.

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