Srry 4 the major OOCness Enjoy

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Sasuke walked into the spotlight and sat on a chair.

"Now let's get some things straight. I am not gay with Naruto. I am not gay with anyone. Period. Naruto is my best friend.I do want to kill my brother because he dropped a muffin on the floor and made me eat it! And he killed my family.I only reject Sakura because I like her that's why in my book she has a question mark. That rumor that's going around that I went to Orochimaru because he gave me free ice cream is NOT true. I am a hundred percent better than Naruto. I have way more fangirls and my hair is much spikier.The show should totally be called Sasuke.And I also don't know.That is all.

Naruto walked into the spotlight and sat down.

"Yeah! I'm gonna be Hokage no matter what! Sakura will love me! I like ramen. Foe one thing I didn't mean to grope Sasame that way I thought she was boy LEAVE ME ALONE! Sasuke is not better than me he's not cool and he doesn't wear cool orange clothing!!! I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove ramen. Kakshi sensai is a perv. So is Pervy Sage hence the name pervy sage.That's all. Eat ramen.

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