The next morning...
When Beastboy woke up the next morning to say that he was happy would be the wrong thing to say. Beastboy was really, really, happy...that is until he saw Raven was still asleep. Beastboy wanted to fuck some more last night Beastboy fucked 20 times...(after that he lost count) that involved tofu, a gag ball, a whip, and pink furry strips. In any case Beastboys heads are up and Ravens asleep so beastboy went to...to...ROTH. As Beastboy went into his room and looked at his sex doll he realized that she was out of commission. And if Beastboy wanted any from Roth he would have to get the puncture repair kit and that was out commission because he used up there life time guarantee warrantee on using it so many times. So Beastboy was forced to try to bring his head down. But that was impossible for example when you hit a balloon clown what does it do? It keeps bobbing back up. So Beastboy said screw it. He put on his suit and left his room. Before Beastboy left the tower he left two notes. One on the inside door and one on the television which said,
Went to the mall, to hang out and stuff,
BB
And on that note Beastboy left the tower. With a sense of nothing as usual.
When Raven woke up she fully expected her mate to be asleep and sore just like her but, her mate wasn't there. When she saw that Raven sprang up from her bead, got dressed and teleported downstairs and looked at the television expecting to see her mate on the couch but all she saw was a note. Once she read that she freaked and thought, her mate went to the mall. At the mall there were girls. Tons upon Tons of girls around HER MATE. They'll try to steal him away. They'll try to stealhim away from her just like Terra did. Well never again. My mate will stay my mate. And on that note Raven teleported to the mall with four red eyes.
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When Beastboy arrived at the mall he decided to walk around and see if anything was of interest. As he noted there was a lot of chicks in the mall right now. And most of them kept looking at Beastboy like a piece of meat but Beastboy just ignored them. Perfectly intent with Raven. As Beastboy found Super ninja monkeys 4.5 out he staired at it longingly. Before he came to his senses ran in to the game store and looked for a copy. They were on there last copy of Super ninja monkeys 4.5 as Beastboy reached for the copy he heard screams and saw women flying everywhere. Beastboy looked at the game and looked at the flying women. He again looked at the game and at the women screaming. Reluctantly Beastboy picked the Super ninja Monkey 4.5 with online play and evolution based toilet paper with a nice cushion so when your kicking bootey of your enemy dudes. You do it with a bit of sensitivity. Once Beastboy paid for the game he put the game in his suit and took out the last 100 pounds of tofu out of his pocket and changed into a T-Rex. Beastboy ate all the tofu and transformed into a Kodiak bear and felt kind of stronger and more energized. Beastboy turned into a cheetah going over 100 miles an hour looking for the source of the thing causing all of the destruction. As Beastboy got close enough to realize that the person causing all of this destruction was Raven he yelled, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING COOKIE?" As Beastboy said this Raven spun around wielding four blood ruby red eyes staring down at him. Before Beastboy could even blink Raven opened a portal underneath Beastboy and him and Raven were back at Titan Towers. As Beastboy was about to get up he found himself pinned to the floor. And saw that it was still Raven with the eyes. Beastboy getting curious and a little freaked out said, "Umm what is cupcake?" Raven getting more angry said, "Don't say those in public. The only type you can use those names is when we are only alone can you say that my mate. Beastboy nodded at her and she replied with good, now do me a favor and get into the mirror snookems. Beastboy curious but still not too curious said, "Sorry I wanted to play this new game I bought." As he said this he pulled out Super ninja monkeys 4.5. Is that alright?" Raven getting mad and not able to hurt her mate said, "You can play the video game in my mind but...you have to bring you video games. And the plus is you won't be bothered by Star or anybody. Beastboy thought about this. Cookie did have a point after all.
Raven seeing him think about this also added you can also have sex with all my emotions. Once she said that he jumped up in the air with her in the air and left her in a pile of dust running toward her room. Once Beastboy saw the mirror he did a swan dive and said, "So long and thanks for all the tofu."
Elsewhere
A body of a girl hooked up to emergency equipment just woken up. The doctor in the room seeing she was awake said Mrs. grayson or should I know call you Slutbang?
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