Disclaimer: We don't own TMM or Kish.
M-12: Yes, and K-K is very upset about that.
Sara: (cries hysterically) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
K-K: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow… I think I'll join you! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
M-12 & Luna: MAKE IT STOP!
M-12: Hey, K-K?
K-K: Mm-hn?
M-12: Can I copy and paste this review that insults me? (huffs)
K-K: MM-HN!
M-12: The review-
K-K: Mm-hn, mm-hn, mm-hn, mm-hnmm-hnmm-hn! MM-HN!!
M-12: …right. Review:
From Burger King (BuKitten):
Omigosh guys. Not funny. I thought you meant the REAL second chapter! I am SO mad at you!
You do know you can lose readers with things like this unless you post the next chapter the same time as 'Intermissions'.
I mean, I already am less interested in this story ;) HURRY UP YOU SILLY LITTLE AUTHORESS!
M-12 & K-K: …
M-12: Are you hurt by this?
K-K: YES! Very much so.
M-12: I am, too!
K-K: We need to listen to some music.
M-12: (plays Forsaken by: Within Temptation) There. Sad Music.
K-K: (dances maniacally in the corner)
M-12: … (is disgusted) Let's just start the chapter, please.
K-K: K!
M-12: (whispers) We like totally ignored her review.
K-K: I know.
Dimension Flights
The REAL Thing
–inhal- "COUGH, GLUB, BLEAH." Ugh… Tart sank further and further into the darkness. His life slowly drifted away from his grasp and Tart's consciousness steadily diminished into nothingness. Before officially dismissing the world of life, he saw a giant figure glide beneath him.
Kish and Pai were more intelligent about their surroundings. "Oooooooooo! What does this do?" Kish touched a spongy-like substance, which attacked him shortly after. "ARGH! GET IT OFF! PAI! HELP!" His voice was nearly inaudible underwater while he struggled and squirmed against the strange creature.
Pai tugged Kish's arm, while pushing off the rock under the creature. "Oof!" Pai grunted at the sudden force of Kish's freedom. The two swam to the surface. "Happy now?" Pai frowned at Kish over the water as the younger alien nodded his head. "Good. Where's Tart?"
At the mention of his name, Tart appeared on top of a whale shark, gasping for air. "AUGH! –COUGH, COUGH, COUGH, COUGH- Kish, Pai!" Tart nearly hacked up both his lungs. Pai and Kish swam to Tart and pulled him off the whale shark. Pai patted the whale shark as if it was a taxi and it slowly swam below the surface. "…Kish…Pai…-cough-…what are you wearing!?"
Pai and Kish each glanced at their bright, medieval attire. "AUGH! I'M A RETARDED KNIGHT!"
"No…" Pai was worried. "…We're in the gamecube game. Kish, why'd you have to damage the T.V.!?" (1)
"I didn't know we'd be sucked into the game!" Kish shrugged while trying to hold up Tart.
Pai and Kish continued their bickering, but a booming voice stopped them. The voice echoed through the winds and flowed through the water. "LINK!" The alien group glanced around, trying to identify the owner of the voice. "LINK!" It called again.
A small, bright red, lion-faced fishing boat cut through the water to the aliens' side. "Which one of you is Link? I needed to guide him to Windfall Island."
The three aliens stared at each other, apparently they each thought up a brilliant plan that they'd have to execute soon. "We're all Link." Tart said. "Our mother liked the name so much she decided to name all of us Link."
"Strange, it doesn't seem that great... I have no problem with this. Hurry and hop in." The boat turned around and hauled Kish, Pai, and Tart on board. "Hang on tight, Links!"
With that, the boat exploded into the direction of a giant fortress. It was huge, dark, scary, and above all forsaken. "Were are we?" Kish's voice cracked.
"We're at the Forsaken Fortress, Kish." The boat sighed at the alien's attempt to catch a ride. "I'm waiting for the real Link." Suddenly, a blonde boy shot out of the fortress and into the water. "There he is!" The boat seemed to smile.
"He certainly knows how to make an entrance." Pai mumbled. "Aren't you going to save him? He'll drown." Without question, the boat slipped trough the water and yanked the real Link on board. "Oh, so this is the real Link. He's young."
"Now, we're going to this Windfall place, right?" Tart asked and the boat stared at him. "Yes, I suppose we are."
While the group headed to Windfall Island, the boat started up a conversation. "Give me one reason why I shouldn't throw you overboard this very second."
"This isn't our world." Pai said monotonously.
Tart placed his hand on his chin. "We're actually a little scared of this place."
Pai threw in another reason. "We don't want to die in a video game with imaginary characters."
"And we have no idea how to get back." Kish said worriedly.
"I said one reason, not four." The boat sighed as the island came into sight. "I suppose I could keep you three on board, but Link has to agree, too." The trio nodded their heads enthusiastically and the boat laughed. "Now, we just have to wait until Link wakes up."
The boat floated under a small piece of land, it was sort of a shaded, miniature cove with a small beach next to it. Finally, Link started to open his eyes, catching sight of the dirty, rocky cove ceiling. "Huh? I thought I was in the Forsaken Fortress." He spoke to himself. Link sat up, seeing nothing but the boat's lion-like face. "GAH! What are you!?"
"I'm a boat and I'm here to guide you through your journey." Link only stared at the boat in disbelief. "…This is Windfall Island, I'm afraid I can't go anywhere else without a sail. You need to find one in the market."
"Great." Link muttered. "I'll see ya, Boat." He was about to step out of the boat into the shallow water, when Link caught sight of the alien trio. "Who're you? Are you supposed to be weird elves that help me, too?"
"W-WEIRD ELVES!? YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU LITTLE SNOT!" Pai and Tart held Kish back before he could punch Link.
"We're aliens, Link." Tart said. "We were zapped into this video game when Kish, here, went overboard. He broke the gamecube controller and started to kill the T.V. and then this person called Kish's-Kirby opened up some portal to your world."
Link only stared at Tart with one leg in the water. "Eh? Is your head in the right place?"
"YES!" Kish shouted. "I'm not crazy!"
"That's what he said." Pai muttered under his breath, Kish glared at him. "What?"
Link jumped out of the boat and slightly splashed Kish. "Well, it's been fun, but I need to find that sail."
Tart let go of Kish and jumped out of the boat as well. "Can we explore with you? Please? I do not want to stay with Kish when he's angry." Link shrugged and continued to walk with Tart following him. "By the way, my name is Tart. The oldest alien is Pai and the rabid one is Kish."
"I AM NOT RABID!" Link and Tart heard from the boat.
"That's what he said." Link murmured under his breath.
Tart chuckled. "Yeah, Kish can be annoying especially to that old hag."
Link and Tart continued to walk up the grassy hill. "What old hag?"
"Her name is Ichigo. She's a mew." Tart pouted. "The Mews are our enemy, but lately, we fight verbally more than with our powers. Which reminds me, why couldn't I breathe underwater like I usually could? Which leads to…?" He tried to fly, but no cigar. "I can't fly! Unh! Unh! Unh! Oh, no, I can't teleport, either! This is really, really, really bad!"
Link stared at Tart. "You could fly, breathe underwater, and transport!?" Tart sadly nodded his head. "You really do need to get back."
"Yeah… Pai, Kish, we know you're following us!" Tart identified the other two aliens.
Link and Tart could hear the two aliens sigh and come out from behind a bush. "Link, I know this place seems peaceful, but-" Kish was interrupted.
"Excuse me!" A man with a long, sad, pale face stopped the group from walking into town. "Excuse me, but do you know about the menace that's been going around and kidnapping young girls?"
"Yes," Link nodded his head, "what about it?"
"Can you help me? You see, my daughter was taken as well and I'm suffering without her." The man looked slightly hopeful.
Link smiled. "Sure, I'll help you," His smile grew pained; "I'm trying to get my sister back as well."
Tart glared at Kish. "Point taken." The older alien stated.
"Thank you so much." The man stepped aside to let the group walk into town.
"So," Pai started, "how'd you get mixed up in all this?"
"It was my birthday yesterday and I was in the hiding spot. It's like a huge tree house." Link looked up into the sky. "I was gazing up at the sky or taking a nap, when I heard my little sister calling for me. She had climbed the ladder and was looking for me. She said that Grandma was expecting me, but before I left she gave me her special telescope." Link pulled out a small telescope to show the aliens. "It's my birthday gift from her. Anyway, I slid down the ladder and ran to our house. Grandma was upstairs so, I climbed another ladder to see her. She had the clothes I'm wearing now, and she said that I was now as old as the legendary hero that sealed a great evil away. I put on the clothes and ran outside to look through the telescope and I saw this HUGE bird! And a pirate ship was shooting cannon balls at it! I looked at what it was holding and it was a girl! A girl!"
"I thought it was a boy." Pai muttered so that no one could hear him.
Link spoke a little more softly. "He dropped her in the Dark Forest on top of the cliffs, so my little sister said I should save her. For my little sister, I got a sword and a shield and I ran up the pathway to the forest. I had to cross a rickety, old bridge and into the forest. I fought two or three pig monsters and took the girl down from her place in the tree. Just then, a pirate from the ship came up to us, calling the girl Miss Tetra. He thanked me and the three of us walked out of the forest to the old bridge. My little sister was on the other side waiting for me. She waved and walked to the middle of the bridge." Link paused. "Just then, the huge bird flew down and stole my sister away. I leaped off the cliff to save her, but Tetra held me back, calling me an idiot and that my little sister was taken for good."
"Link…" Tart placed his hand on Link's shoulder.
Link continued. "She offered to take me to the place where my little sister was taken. It was the Forsaken Fortress. I worked really hard to get through the fortress to the very top, hiding from pig monsters and diverting searchlights. I got caught a number of times, I must admit and I lost my shield, but I finally got to the top! I ran through the huge doors and I saw my little sister with three other girls in a giant cage. I ran down the steps, but then I stopped, because I heard a crack, something like a broken floorboard. Suddenly that huge bird came up through the floor and snatched me away, before I had a chance to actually run to the cage. It took me up and I got a glimpse of the guy behind all this. Personally, I think he was a little too obsessed with rugs and capes, but that didn't matter. The bird threw me out of the fortress and I landed in the water. Then, I became unconscious and that's when you came in."
"Long story." Kish spoke and glanced around the small town. "It's sad, a lot more sad than our story. I mean, I broke the T.V., my fan sent us to your world, Tart nearly drowned, I got attacked by coral, and we found the boat."
Link laughed. "Now, about that sail. Hey, there's a small store!" Link walked to the outside stand and started to speak to the owner. "Hello, I'd like a sail."
"Do you have enough rupees?" The little man asked quickly.
"I dunno." Link said as the man showed him the price. "ACK! THAT'S INSANE!" Obviously, the price was a little high.
Kish 'received a vision' as he would normally say so; he pulled Link to the side along with Tart and Pai. "I have an idea." He started. "Since that thing is too much and we need to get out of here, let's borrow it without asking and leaving what we've got."
"You mean steal?" Tart asked in disbelief.
Kish shook his head. "Nope, con." The group smiled and started their plan. The little man that was at the stand was just looking through inventory, when three 'wise' men, dressed royally, popped up over the counter. "GOOD DAY, GOOD SIR! WE'RE LOOKING TO BUY A SAIL AND A FEW OTHER TRINKETS! COULD YOU UNSUSPICIOUSLY TURN AROUND AND CHECK YOUR INVENTORY!?"
The man flew to the other side of the stand. "S-Sure, when my hearing comes back." He did turn around and look through a few papers, while Link sneaked through the small entryway to the back of the counter, snatched the sail, and leaped over the other objects. "We have-" The man was interrupted by Kish, again.
"THANK YOU, I THINK WE HAVE WHAT WE WANT! GOODBYE!" The trio and Link ran away.
As soon as the group was out of town and in the green pasture, they took off their royal clothing and laughed. "Genius!" Tart shouted. "Now, we have the sail!"
"Yeah! Let's go." Link rushed to the small cove to see the boat missing. "WHAT!? I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS! That boat DITCHED us!" While Link, Tart, and Kish growled, Pai was on the ground, laughing his head off. "What's so funny, Pai?"
He only pointed to the other side of the miniature beach. There was a group of five girls, a boy teen, and a man stuffing themselves into the boat. "TALLY HO!" The man shouted with his foot on the steering stick.
"Keiichiro! Stop it!" The boy teen shouted.
"Put a sock in it, Ryou!" The girl with red hair yelled while kicking the teen. "Then least you can do is scoot over!"
"I've told you kids a million times: I cannot sail without a sail!" The boat shouted, obviously aggravated.
Link dropped the sail, Tart caught it, and Link stomped over to the group. "WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY BOAT!?"
"We're trying to leave, na no da…" The smallest girl spoke.
Kish smiled. "Those are the Mews, Blondie, and Brunette!"
"Our names are NOT Blondie and Brunette." The blonde teen growled. "MY name is Ryou Shirogane and this is Keiichiro Akasaka." Ryou finished with a glare.
Link glared as well. "What about you, Girls?"
The red head stepped forward with every intention of peace and evasiveness of Kish. "My name is Ichigo Momomiya; this is Mint Aizawa, Lettuce Midorikawa, Pudding Fong, and Zakuro Fujiwara." The group of girls stood in the order Ichigo called their names. "We just want to go home, again."
"I see." Link scratched his chin. "I suppose I'll have to help you, then." He sighed.
"YES! We'll be able to go back to the café!" Ichigo shouted happily, before the group and the aliens disappeared out of the game.
"…Hey, Boat, what's a café?" Link stood blankly with the sail in his arms.
M-12: FINALLY! It's done! Okay, now, the mews, the aliens, Ryou, and Keiichiro are zapped out of The Legend Zelda: The Windwaker, even though it sounds better as Zelda: The Legend of the Windwaker. --
(1): That's what comes from my cursed T.V. XD