Me: Alrighty we actually have some questions!

Naruto: Alright! (A/N: he's actually getting into this)

Me: "First question…Ohh no! It's a dare" I giggle and turn to Hinata

"The dare is: Kiss Naruto from Pryonix!" I can't help but burst out in laughter while saying "Sorry Hinata-Chan, but a heart-attack won't get you out of this one!"

Hinata blushes a deep red and inches over to Naruto, who couldn't help but turn a bright pink himself. Hesitantly, she leans over and places a gentle kiss on his lips. He's shocked and she faints. I laugh even more crazily but quickly regain my composure for the next message.

Naruto: (thinking) She actually…kissed me

Me: "Alright...we're going to need Hinata for this one again too so I gotta wake her up"

I get up of my throne-like chair (A/N: I get one 'cause I'm special and I'm the host) and walked over to the passed out Hyuuga. Snapping my fingers, a buck appears in my hands and I quickly dump it on her. She gasps and jumps up.

Me: "Good, the next question is towards Hinata, Shino and Kiba: Have you three ever realized that your whole squad wears jackets? Do you ever call yourselves "the jacket squad"? from Glaherbanickshte"

Shino: That's ridiculous…Why would we call ourselves that?

Hinata: She coughs a little and says "I have noticed but never said anything about it"

Kiba: "Yeah of course I noticed and I've actually thought of calling ourselves that!" he says and smiles a goofy grin.

Me: "Oh-kay" I say, a little weirded out "Next question is…Or next rather, one question and four dares are:

1. I dare Tsunade and Kakashi to kiss
2.is Sasuke gay?
3. I dare Orochimaru to kiss Tsunade
4.after 3 I dare Tsunade to hit Orochimaru as hard as she can
5.i dare the nine-tailed fox to eat Orochimaru

And they are all from pervy-sage lord"

Tsunade turns her head and looks at Kakashi, while he does the same. They sit there a few moments before I butt in.

Me: "Kiss now or I'll make you two regret it by submitting my own dare!" I snicker while glaring at them.

Tsunade: She just sighs and says "Alright, fine…The quicker we get it over with, the better"

Tsunade twitches slightly and shuts her eyes, while Kakashi leans over and gives a quick but sweet kiss. Opening her eyes, Tsunade blushes slightly and looks away. Kakashi then quickly returns to reading his book.

Me: "Aww, you're blushing Tsunade-Sama!" I say and smile largely

Tsunade: "A-Am not!" she stutters slightly and crosses her arms.

Me: "What ever, next part! …In my opinion, I think he is and is in love with Itachi! (A/N: Sasuke fan girls, this is my story and I can say whatever the hell I want!)"

Sasuke and Sakura then turn and glare very evilly at me.

Sasuke: I am Straight!

Me: "Alright, let's ask for Itachi's point of view, shall we?"

Itachi then appears from out behind my chair and walks over to stand next to me. He rubbed me on the head and said

Itachi: "No my-little-annoyance, I don't like Sasuke…I like you" he says in a monotone-like voice. Sasuke is shocked to hear what just came out of his brother's mouth.

Sasuke: "What did you do to my brother?" he growls, 'death glaring' me.

Me: I smile cutely and said "Nothing…Next part!"

Orochimaru then comes out of now where and is near Tsunade. Before she notices, he kisses her and starts to get a bit too intimate. Suddenly furious, Tsunade winds up a punch and lets him have it! His out and gone before anyone can tell.

Me: "Wow…a two-in-one combo! Last part!"

I snap my fingers and Orochimaru is back, but badly hurt from Tsunade's punch. I turn and smile at Naruto, who gives me a questioning look. I snap my fingers again and suddenly, Naruto turns into the nine-tailed fox completely, but only about the size of a pick-up truck. I walk over and pet the nine-tails and he licks my hand as I do so. Everyone's shocked that he's so tame.

Tsunade: "H-How did you do that?"

Me: "Simple…" I smile and say no more. I grin evilly and said "Akori (A/N: What I call the nine tailed fox, instead of any other name)…Sick 'em!" and I point to Orochimaru. In a flash, the fox attacks Orochimaru.

CENSORED!

I smile and Akori soon reverts back to Naruto. Naruto groans and says

Naruto: "Why do I feel like I ate a whole store-house of Ramen?"

Me: "Don't worry, you'll be fine!" I said and smiled sweetly at Naruto, who doesn't realize he just ate Orochimaru. "Next question:

Dear Sasuke
y did u go 2 Orochimaru if he's not even as strong as ur brother u dobe? and do u know that the only way ur guna "avenge" ur clan is if (when u get older) u have a child with ur gunna need a girl 4 so u shud probly start dating.

That was from the lovely firefairy2917"

Sasuke: "…"

Me: "Speechless Sasuke? Realize you're a complete dumb-ass Sasuke? Hate yourself now Sasuke? …Wanna kill me now, Sasuke?"

Sasuke: "I…I…"

I snap my fingers and Sasuke admits the truth

Sasuke: "Yes I am/was speechless, I am a dumb-ass, I do hate myself and yes, I do want to kill you" He covers his mouth, actually surprised that all of what he just said is actually how he really thought.

Me: "Good boy...I see you're listening to me now"

Sasuke: "Ohh and I know I need a girl-friend and the girl I like is" he begins to say and I cut him off by snapping my fingers, reverting him back to normal. He remains silent.

Me: "Next!

for naruto: if a tree falls in the middle of the forest of death with no one around to hear it, does it make a sound??

for sasuke: what's ur favorite color and why.Your not aloud to say black or blue, and use an actuall sentence mr.stick-up-my-butt. make that four mwahaha...

for kakashi or kiba: how the heck do dogs learn to talk??

oh and for sasuke again: have u not gone to orochimaru yet or have they already brought u back?

These are from NyashaIshtar"

Naruto: "Yess!" he said proudly

Me: "Really? Are you sure?" I tease

Naruto: "Uhh yeah…I think…" he says, then after a long silence "No, it doesn't, no wait it does...Yes, no…I DON'T KNOW!!"

I start to laugh hysterically.

Me: "Next part!"

Sasuke: Grey because it's always been another (secret) favorite color of mine. I'm not telling you anything more than that. I don't know you, so you don't need to know more about me. I can't believe how stupid this questioning thing is getting; I don't want to play anymore. This makes four sentences…

Me: "Wow…he actually answered on his own and with three wise-ass additional comments…" I said, shocked, then recovered and added "Next part!"

Kiba: "I actually have no clue…Akamaru doesn't talk, well he does, but only me and my family can understand it.."

Akamaru: bark bark (A/N: he agrees with Kiba)

Kakashi: "The reason why my Nin-dogs can talk...is a secret."

Me: "You probably just use a jutsu or something…" I said, being a wise-ass myself. Kakashi just stares blankly, probably cause I guessed right.

Sasuke: "I was forcibly brought here…by Sakura"

Sakura: "But I didn't do it!" she complains.

Me: "Not you, you damned fool! ME!" I say, not wanting a wimp to get all my glory and praise. (A/N: I am very…prideful)

I signal Itachi and he sits down on my chair. I then sit in his lap and smile prettily for my newly-found fans.

Me: "That was one fun-filled questioning session! Come back soon all my greatly-appreciated fans! Next time, you get brownies!"

Naruto: "There's more??" he complains, in a childish way.

Me: "Yes Naruto, there's more" I grin evilly as I speak those dreaded words.