((A/N: To make things make sense, appart from this writing, I had met the Naruto characters before this and am friends with quite a few of them. Thank you for taking the time to read this))
Me: "Welcome back to Questioning time! I'm your lovely host, Sakura. Not to be confused with Miss. Wimp over there" I say cheerfully, pointing over to the other Sakura.
Sakura: "I was here first!"
Me: "How old are you?" I ask
Sakura: "I'm fifteen!" she says proudly, thinking she'll win "I just turned"
Me: "Well you suck cause I've been fifteen, remember?" So hah hah hah!" I taunted and sticking my tounge out at her. She frowns and a tear glistens in her eye.
Sakura: "Y-You're so mean..." she says blankly
Me: "I don't care...Onto the first on today's list!" I say, looking at the message "Sakura ur hilarus (if thats how u spell it) and im talken 2 the auther not pink haired Sakura. enywho i dare Naruto 2 take Hinata on a date. and sasuke witch girl do u like (or boy) from firefairy2917" I start laughing hysterically.
Itachi: "What's wrong? Why are you laughing?"
Me: "I'm loved! Ashiteru (A/N: I love you in Japanese) firefairy1917!!!" I stop laughing and look over at Naruto "You heard me...Ask Hinata-chan on a date" I then start grinning, since I've always wanted this to happen.
Naruto: "U-Uh..." he says and looks at Hinata who was sitting next to him and had turned as red as a beet "Will you...go out...with me?"
Hinata: She hesitates slightly but answers "O-Of course Naruto-kun" Naruto then reaches over, grabs her and sits her in his lap because she looked like she was about to pass out.
Me: "Aww! I love the cuteness! Next part!" I say and cuddle up in Itachi's lap.
Sasuke: "..."
Me: "You know you have to answer or else I'll make you again.." I say blankly, thinking he should know better.
Sasuke: "I like..." he says but whispers the name. I get off of Itachi's lap and walk over to him.
Me: "Who?" I ask, leaning towards him. He mumbles the name and then looks away.
Me: "I can't hear you!" I yell, getting aggravated.
Sasuke: "YOU!" he yells, staring at me. I look shocked and fall backwards, fainting. I can hear Itachi's voice.
Itachi: "Sakura? Sakura? Are you alright?" he sees I don't respond and turns to the viewers. "We are sorry to interupt your entertainment but our hostess is currently unconsious. Please excuse us while we wake her up and I murder my brother"
Sasuke: "...oh shit"
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Me: "Alright we are back! Sorry about that but I just couldn't believe what I...just...heard" I say, feeling a bit weird and shaking my head. I lean back on my throne, resting my head on my hand. I had summoned another two thrones for Itachi and Sasuke. I had told Itachi that he couldn't touch Sasuke because it was cute that he liked me, over Sakura and Ino. "Next random selection!
1.for
tsunade:kiss jirya without punching him.
2.for jirya:make
narutoXsasuke icha icha book.
3.for kakashi:burn all your icha
icha books,then say you hated them all(bwahahaha)!
4.for 4th
hokage:are you really naruto's dad?
5.for gamabunta:chop
orochimaru in half with sword.
6.for orochimaru:jump off a
skyscraper.
7.for orochimaru:summon purple snake.
8.for purple
snake:eat orochimaru,then go away.
9.for sasuke:kiss naruto.
from Pery-sage lord"
Tsunade stares at me, with a look that's both stunned and disguested.
Me: "Gomen Tsunade-sama..." is all I can say.
Jiraiya walks over to Tsunade and turns her around to face him. Quickly and gently, he gives her a sweet kiss on the lips. She kisses him back for a split second and then pulls away. Anger boiled in her veins and she talentedly restrained herself from hitting him.
Me: "NEXT!" I cheer, back to my old self again. I loom at the last part and add "I already made one!"
Everyone stares at me with a shocked look on their faces. I shrug and pull out a small black book from underneath my throne's cushion. On the cover has a picture of Sasuke and Naruto, passionately kissing and the title reads: Icha Icha: Yayoi style!. In small print under the title it says: Done in the style of Sakura Wakashi (A/N: my fake last name). Everyone looks even more dumbfounded and I smile, with a blush on my cheeks. Naruto and Sasuke look at each other, then glare at me as if they were going to kill me right then and there. That's when Itachi leaned over and put his arm around my shoulders and gave them a look that basically said 'Touch her and die'.
Me: "Pervy-sage lord if you're reading this, I'll loan you the book cause I think my books are better than Jiraiya's!"
Jiraiya: "I highly doubt that!" he says and I hand him the boo. He flips through it and suddenly gets a bad nose bleed.
Me: "Ack! Not on my book!!" I yell angrily and grab the book from him. My attitude suddenly switches and I say "Next!"
Kakashi was reluctant at first but said
Kakashi: "I hate them all.." and gathered them on a pile, near him. He did a few hand signs and lit them on fire. The fire wuickly went out and the remains of the books were just ashes.
Me: "He probably has extras..." I say and stick my tounge out at him. He stares at me with a look like 'how'd she know?' "NEXT!"
The 4th's spirit: "That is information I am not willing to give out"
Me: "BOO! You suck" I snicker, staring at the ghost of the 4th. He stares at me, sticks his tounge out at me and then disappear. "Did you just!" I was cut off by Itachi saying
Itachi: "Don't worry..He's dead anyways" and gives me a hug.
Me: "NEXT!...Ohh! I like these ones!" I say, summoning a perfectly fine and un-digested Orochimaru. I get off my throne and stand a few feet in front of Orochimaru. I bite my finger and do hand signs, summoning: GAMABUNTA! I look at him and before he can say anything, I yell
Me: "Attack! Slice him up!" Gamabunta obeys and slices Orochimau in half. He then suddenly re-attaches himself together due to one of my spells. I then make Orochimaru disappear and make him appear on a skyscraper. Making a magical screen appear, I let everyone else watch his grusome death. Against his will, I force him to jump off the building and plumit to the ground below.
CENSORED!
Me: "Ouch! That's gotta hurt!" I say and make appear, once again, perfectly fine. I bite my finger again and summon Manda, Orochimaru's summon. I give him a signal and he eats Orochimaru in one bite. I do a hand sign and then Manda soons disappears. "Next!"
I start laughing, noticing there's going to be guy on guy action. Sasuke looks at me and signals to me that he refuses by crossing his arms. I make a special handsign (no one's every seen before) and disappear. Suddenly Sasuke screams out in pain, falling off the throne and onto his knees. He looks up and his eyes are brown ((A/N: I took over his body - Ohh and yes, my eyes are brown)). He/I smirk and walk over to Naruto. Leaning down, he/I kiss Naruto deeply and and passionately, it soon turning into a french kiss. Sasuke/Me back off and smirk, then walk back to the throne area. He/I sit down and he/I do the same hand sign before and I'm soon in my throne again. I start laughing maniacally while Sasuke reaches over and grabs my shirt.
Sasuke: "You're...dead" he growls, his eyes narrowing. I grin and kiss him to, making him let go.
Me: "I thought so.."
Sasuke: "..."
Me: "Well that's all for now! Keep sending questions and make sure you send this story to a few of your friends, so that they can donate some questions as well! Love you all!" I say and blow a kiss to all my fans/viewers. Leaning over I grab Itachi's arm and lean my head on his shoulder while Sasuke's all pouty and has a light blush on his face.
Itachi: "This isn't over"
Me: "It's not?" I ask, tilting my head. Itachi pulls out a message and I read it.
Me: "for gamabunta: what do u do all day when ur not summoned?? is there like, a giant toad swamp somewhere where u stay??"
Gamabunta: "When I'm not summoned, I stay at this resort for toads in this alternate world!"
Me: "Really?"
Gamabunta: "Yeah"
Me: "Cool!"
Itachi: "That was the last of them"
Me: "Alright! Well now I guess it's time to say: See ya next time!"