((A/N: (Possibly) MAJOR SPOILERS! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVN'T BEEN UPDATED ON THE JAPANESE MANGA!!! Thank you! Ohh and I swear a couple of times in the story, not intended for younger audiences -))
Me: "Welcome back all my lovely fans!" I cheer, jumping up and down like a little fan girl
Naruto: (thinking) She's more insane than I am…
Me: "I HEARD THAT!"
Naruto: "Heard what?"
Me: "I know I am insane" I grin goofily and begin reading the first request of the day "
1) Sasuke, why are you so AWESOME! (ok, not really a Q, i just needed to say that, but i wish he'd answer!!)
2) DARE: Neji has to do 360 degree rotation w/ byakugan - while doing the chicken dance!
3) DARE: everyone else, imitate neji (this can exclude writer Sakura) (but if u exclude yourself that will be boring)
4) Dare: Sasuke and Naruto have to switch personalities for half a chapter!! (or at least half a paragraph, pls!)
5) last but not least: Sakura/ and or Naruto has to declare their undying love to SASUKE-KUN!
From SasukeIsAwesomeAndSasukeIsMe"
Sasuke: "Uhh..Another fan? …Great" he says and rolls his eyes.
Me: "Behave you!" I yell and smack him in the head. "NEXT!"
Neji: "…" stares at me.
Me: "What? You gotta!" I say and snap my fingers. Neji starts to do the chicken dance and starts to rotate, slowly at first and then speeding up to the normal speed. I sit, watch and can't help but give my signature, maniacal laugh. I snap my fingers and Neji stops spinning and wobbles around a little.
Neji: "I feel…like I was…just hit by…a bunch of super-powered ballerinas" he says and I giggle.
Me: "NEXT!" (Thinking): I like this one
Me: "Since the requester isn't specific, I will imitate how Neji usually acts!" I say and look over at him. My face goes blank and my voice goes Mono-toned "Fate..Fate is life…fate is controlling…" I then make my voice ridiculously annoying "fate is this, fate is that, you must obey FATE!"
Neji: "…"
Me: "Gomen to the second Sasuke-kun but I will only do it to make it even funnier! NEXT"
Naruto and Sasuke (in key): "Why do I have to act like Sasuke/Naruto?"
ME: "Woah..That was scary…You have to because the viewer requested it and I can't resist the requests of my fans" I smile and get hearts in my eyes.
Naruto: "Okay…Fine." He says, thinking for a moment, then adds "Sakura-Chan, don't you like me?"
Me: "wha?"
Naruto: "Ohh please Sakura-Chan! I've always" he walks over and leans close to me "loved you.." I scream and shove Naruto out of the way.
Me: "AHH, THE TRAUMA!" I cower under Itachi's Akatsuki cloak.
Sasuke: "Ohh yeah Sasuke, I'm going to beat you one day!" he gets up and points at Naruto. I scream again and say
Me: "Make it stop! My eyes, they burn!"
Naruto: "Hah! That was revenge Sakura!"
Sasuke: "…yeah"
Me: "Well you two can just go die!" I say, peaking out from the collar of Itachi's cloak and add "NEXT!"
Sakura: "Ohh Sasuke! You know I'd give my life for you, why won't you love me? Please love me! LOVE ME!" she says, finding this dare a way to vent out her love.
Me: "Ohh-kaaayy" I say, creeped out, then whisper "Stalker with stationary" ((A/N: my version of a secret admirer except in this, it's not a secret)) Itachi gets me out from inside his cloak and sits me in his lap. He says
Itachi: "A question for Naruto and Kakashi: What would happen if Pakkun and one of Gamabunta's son started to play, without Gamabunta knowing about it himself?
A dare for Sakura: Kiss Ino. And get intimate.
From Pyronix"
Kakashi: "Define…play"
Naruto: "I…have no idea" tilts head off to the side.
Me: "Next!"
Censored!
((Sorry but if there's one thing I hate, it's Yuri))
Me: "From the ever so lovely firefairy2917:
I dare sakura (with pink hair) 2 die her hair blue! " I say and laugh "Ashiteru! Really I do! I love this dare!"
Sakura: "NO!"
Me: "Yes" evil smile as I make bleach and blue hair dye appear in my hands. Before Sakura can run away, I grab her and drag her off to the newly-poofed bathroom.
A little while later…
I'm sitting with Itachi again and Sakura's crying about the fact that: her hair color is aquamarine.
Me: "NEXT and I know this is a lot, but I will do anything for my fans!
sakura haruno: cuss at
Sasuke, calling him a moron!(1)
Sasuke: kiss sakura H., Naruto,
Tsunade and Orochimaru!(2)
Sakura: kiss Sai, Naruto and
Orochimaru!(3)
Sasuke: kill Orochimaru!(4)
Itachi: kill
Orochimaru!(5)
Sakumo: kill Orochimaru!(6)
Kakashi: kill
Orochimaru!(7)
writer: give Kakashi a throne.(8)
writer: let
Kakashi free he's gone through enough, if he doesn't want the
throne!(9)
writer: submit your own dare!(10)
Itachi: why did
you really kill your clan?(11)
Deidara: what do you use those
other mouths for besides bombs?(12)
Deidara: why did you join
akatsuki?(13)
Hidan: why did you join akatsuki?(14)
Kakuzu:
why did you join akatsuki?(15)
Tobi: why did you join
akatsuki?(16)
Sasori: why did you join akatsuki?(17)
Konan:
why did you join akatsuki?(18)
Pein: why did you join
akatsuki?(19)
Itachi: why did you join akatsuki?(20)
Zetsu:
why did you join akatsuki?(21)
Pein: what is with all the
piercings?(22)
Gaara: do you feel lonely?(23)
Gaara: can I
hug you?(24)
Shikamaru: ask Temari out on a date.(25)
Temari:
kiss Shikamaru(26)
Tsunade: punch Orochimaru 'til he is
dead! :- (27)
Tobi: are you Obito?(28)
Tobi: show us
under your mask!(29)
From Akatsuki –fangirl-12"
Me: "I am officially bringing in Tsuki-san ((A/N: My abbreviation of your name))!" I snap my fingers and Tsuki appears.
Tsuki: "Wha? Where am I?"
Me: "TSUKI-SAN!" I run over and hug her.
Tsuki: "Author..?"
Me: "You can call me Sakura-Chan!" I smile happily and make a throne appear for Tsuki.
Tsuki: "Okay" she says and sits down.
I snap my fingers and Sakura starts cussing out Sasuke.
Sakura: "Oh my god, why the hell would a person like you, be loved? I mean COME ON! You're hideous, stupid and down right rude! It's people like you that make me sick!" she continues ranting and Sasuke just stares at her. I snap my fingers again and she stops, covering her mouth like 'How could I?" I snap my fingers and people take turns kissing each other while I talk to Tsuki.
Me: "You know you're the first one to send me a lot of requests?"
Tsuki: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah! I love it! Answering the calls of my fans is fun!"
Tsuki: "I'm glad I could help!" she says and I lean over my throne's arm rest and give her a hug. She hugs me back and I snap my fingers, making everything stop. I look over and see surprised, angry, embarrassed etc at me. Listening in, I hear Shikamaru asking out Temari. She giggled a little and says yes, playfully punching him in the arm and causing him to fall over. I smile and snap my fingers, re-summoning Orochimaru (for the 3rd time).
Me: "ATTACK!" I yell and charge at him, taking Tsuki with me. Others included in their dares, helped. Tsunade did the final blow and that's all I'll reveal!
Censored!
((Poor Orochimaru, he's getting himself beat up, eaten and disgraced right and left.))
Me: "Tsuki-Chan had actually brought up a good point!"
Tsuki: "Really?"
Me: "People can dare/ask me to do things too!"
Tsuki: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah…Kakashi-sensei, want a throne or want to be able to leave?"
Kakashi: "Leave please"
Me: "Okay!" I say and he disappears. I tilt my head looking at Tsuki's letter her sent to me. "My own dare? Hmmm…I know!" I say, nodding my head, agreeing with myself. I snap my fingers and Pein ((A/N: I LOVE HIM!!! (He's the only one I will ever go fan girl over)) appears in front of me.
Me: "My dare if for you to kiss me…" I say cutely, pointing to my slightly puckered lips. He stares at me with a look like 'Wtf?' and I stare at him cutely.
Me: "Please Pein-sama!" I say, begging him to. ((A/N: He will probably (not) be the only one who doesn't get forced to do anything)). He looks at me and sighs. Leaning down, he takes me gently by the chin and kisses me. I kiss him back, then pull away, smiling.
Me: "Arigato Pein-sama" I say in a cute voice, making him a throne for him to sit down. He gives a half-smile and sits down. ((A/N: In order of the thrones it goes (left to right): Tsuki's, Itachi's, mine, pein's and then Sasuke's)). I add:
Me: "Itachi-san, why did you kill your clan??" I ask, looking cutely at him. He leans over and starts to whisper in my ear. My smile fades, as I sit there, nodding.
Me: "He'd rather…not say...next" I say, not myself again.
Deidara: "They're just or bombs, un!" He says and smiles. Thinking a bit, he adds "Hmm…I'll get back to you on that…"
Me: "Next!"
Hidan just sat there, reading and mumbling things to himself while writing...ON MY FLOOR?! I rush over, tackling him to the ground. The other Akatsuki members are surprised I had done that to him of all people. ((A/N: It's my world and I don't need anyone doing some sort of freaky voodoo shit in it))
Me: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?!?" I scream, sitting on top of him, holding him up to my face by his Akatsuki cloak's collar.
Hidan: "A ritual" he answers simply.
Me: "WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DO THAT?"
Hidan: "No one"
Me: "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO IT?"
Hidan: "'Cause I felt like it?" he says calmly and I start shaking him, hoping I would break his neck. Someone grabbed me by the back of my shirt, lifted my off of him and thrown me over their shoulder. I reach/claw, trying to get to him.
Me: "I'll do worse than cut off your head, like Asuma-sensei did! I'll rip out your eyes, slice your throat, neuter you, stab you, burn you and make sure you DIE!" I yell while being dragged away back to my throne by Pein.
Tsuki: "…Wow" she says, staring wide-eyed at me. I was now sitting in Pein's lap, while he restrained my movement by crossing his arms over me and holding my arms. I was relaxed but he wasn't going to take any chances.
Me: "I don't want to hear anything out of that guy's mouth! Or his god-damned partner either!"
Pein: "What did Kakuzu ever do to you?"
Me: "He is affiliated with Hidan…NEXT!"
Sasori: "I joined because I felt like it…"
Me: "Next!"
Konan: "I joined because Pein joined" she says, 'death glaring' me because that was 'her' Pein, not mine. I look up at Pein and he says
Pein: "I joined because…I thought my abilities would grow to over-whelming strengths and I like all my piercings"
Me: "You're looks are all you need" I say and grin, in a better mood. NEXT!"
Itachi: "I have the same reason as Pein"
Me: "NEXT!"
Zetsu: "I joined because I felt like it…"
I mocked Zetsu for his plain voice-tone and then said
Me: "NEXT!"
Tsuki: "I want to ask these two"
Me: "Okay"
Tsuki: "Gaara…Do you ever feel lonely"
Gaara: "…" he doesn't say anything but the look on his face says 'yes'.
Tsuki: "Can I give you a hug?" she asks and Gaara doesn't say anything. I signal her it is okay and Tsuki reaches over and gives Gaara a hug. A second later, he hugged her back.
Me: "Aww cute!" I say, smiling widely and add "These next questions are directed towards Tobi!" Tobi looks up and says
Tobi: "Tobi has fans?"
Me: "Yes, Tobi has fans" I say and he smiles (I assume). I had him the questions and he says
Tobi: "Umm...I don't really know why I joined the Akatsuki"
Me: "That's okay"
Tobi: "No…I don't know who Obito is"
Me: "I knew that much"
Tobi: "And…Do I have to?"
Me: "Only if you want to cutie!"
Tobi: "I'm going to leave what a secret until the right time!"
Me: "Nice choice!" I say, smiling. "Well, I guess this is good bye for now! Tsuki, will you join us next time?"
Tsuki: "Only if you want me to!"
Me: "Then it's a yes!"
Tsuki: "Okay!"
Me: "This is Sakura, saying: See ya later!" I cheer, turning to Pein and giving him a kiss on the cheek.