(( ATTENTION!: This chapter is not for younger children due to a lot of reasons I am not willing to say and ruin the chapter, plus there is a MAJOR spoiler (I'm serious this time)! Arigato! Plus, this chapter is scary, cute and yet funny))

Me: "Welcome back to another fun-filled day! Like I promised in the intermission, this chapter is going to be VERY long to make up for the long wait I have made you go through in order to do all of your requests!"

Tsuki: "I'm back too!"

Me: "Of course Tsuki-san, why wouldn't you be here?"

Tsuki: "Sakura-Chan, the prefix –san is used for boys, not girls."

Me: "On the contrary, -san means 'Mr., Mrs. or Miss.' you are supposed to use it for people you don't know that well or people you know but are older than you" I say, trying not to be rude.

Tsuki: "Ohh"

Me: "Let's get on with the questions/dares:

A dare for Shino: Give one of the people you dislike most the most grueling torture you can think of.

A question for Ino and Sakura(pink(aquamarine)hair): Why do you both feign over Sasgay when you know he'll never accept your offers for dates? And yes, I called him "Sasgay" not his normal name. That's just how much I think he's and emo prick.

From Pyronix"

Shino looks over at Kiba and then grabs him by the collar. Dragging him off, apparently he was going to do something so bad, he didn't want anyone to see it.

Me: "Wow..He censored it for us"

Itachi just smirked and put his arm around me, just when Pein was going to do the same. They both stopped and acknowledged each other. Glaring, they began a glaring contest to see who would win. I'm obviously oblivious ((A/N: They're not the same word repeated twice –laughs)).

Me: "NEXT!"

Sakura: "How dare you insult my Sasuke, Pyronix!"

Ino: "How about we insult you? Huh, you bitch?"

I stand up and walk over to the annoyances. Reaching over, I grab both of them by the collars' of their shirts. Yanking them of t me, I glare and could've sworn one of them whimpered like a whipped dog.

Me: "If any of you…start ANYTHING…I swear that I will make your lives living FUCKING HELL! GOT IT?!" I am seriously pissed off and you don't want to mess with me. Their expressions get scared as they nod their heads in silence. I drop them and walk off. Sitting back at my throne, I smile and add "NEXT!

Sakura-dare you to kill Sasuke or should I say sasgay better yet sas-is-gay.

Orochimaru-Dare you to admit to the American FBI that you are Michel Jackson who likes to rape little peoples.

Tsunade-Dare you to not drink any sake for a whole 2 chapters.

Deidara- Are you a women or a man?

Orochimaru- Are you an ugly women or are you a gay man?

Naruto- Dare you to stay away from ramen for a whole entire chapter.

From Dendra!"

Me: "Gomen Dendra, but under my law, if anyone dares to touch: Itachi, Pein, Sasuke, Tsuki and anyone else I choose, they die and I don't become a nice person to bring them back…" Sakura stares at me, not knowing whether to thank me or fear me. "Orochimaru's dare on the other hand…" I add, smirking "we can surely do" I snap my fingers and once again, Orochimaru is back. I also summon the FBI too. "THERE'S MICHAEL JACKSON! HE TRIED TO RAPE MY BOYFRIEND(S)!" I yell, clinging to Itachi and Pein. The FBI agents ((A/N: there are about 5)) look over at Orochimaru and before he can realize it, they're charging towards them. Quickly and yet painfully, the suspense ended with the agents piled on him, trying to get him under arrest. I took away his voice, so he couldn't talk his way out of being arrested. They disappear, but not before I hear one of them say:

Random FBI Agent: "We finally caught him! Orgy time!"

I sat there with a look like 'WTF?!' and clung to my 'boyfriends' even more.

Me: "N-Next!" I say, then whispered "that was scary"

Tsunade stared, not liking what her dare was. She was currently in the middle of drinking some Sake and didn't want to put it down. I snapped my fingers and any Sake that was in the room was now gone. Tsunade stared at the floor and looked like she was going to cry. Shizune was beside her, trying to comfort her.

Me: "NEXT!"

Deidara: "I'm a man, un!"

Me: "Prove it!" I challenge and Deidara just sighed. He unzipped his cloak and pulled his pants down, boxers and all. I stared, not really being able to help that, then I scream:

Me: "MY EYES! ARG, THEY BURN!" and bury my face in Pein's cloak sleeve. Deidara then pulls up his boxers and pants, then sits down again. I say, muffled by the sleeve, "NEXT" and snap my fingers, making Dendra appear. She looks around and then sees Deidara. Running over, she asks:

Dendra: "Can I hug you?" Deidara just stares, the opens his arms and she hugs him.

Me: "Aww, so cute!"

Dendra: "Author-san?"

Me: "In the flesh!" I get up and run to Dendra, giving her a tackle-hug. "Want a throne somewhere in our group?"

Dendra: "Sure..?" I snap my fingers and a throne appears in our small little group. I pick up Dendra, run her to her throne, sit her down and then sit down myself.

Me: "NEXT!" I saw and sigh "Orochimaru's not here, so I'm going to answer for him…He's a gay man!" I hear Dendra and Tsuki laugh, so I start to laugh too. "NEXT!" Naruto cries out and I can't help but smile. I then make all the ramen in the room disappear and say:

Me: "Don't worry…it'll be back" he glares at me and I just stick my tongue out at him. "NEXT:

Sasuke: has to die his hair orange (I have a thing with dieing hair)

Sakura: why do you like Sasuke if all he's done is be rude to you?

Naruto: don't talk unless you have a question or dare

Tenten: take your hair down from those buns

Author: do the Shika shake with Shikamaru

Itachi: hug Sasuke

Guy/Lee: stop saying youth

Gaara: do you have a teddy bare and if so show it everyone, if not hug Tsuki again

From Firefairy2917" I laugh maniacally, grabbing bleach and orange hair dye. Looking over at Sasuke, I grin and sprint towards him. He starts running, but I do something creative: pick up a pillow, stuff some small books in it and then hurl it at the back of Sasuke's neck. CONNECTION! Sasuke collapses like a bag of potatoes. I then drag him off to the bathroom.

A little while later…

I emerge, dragging Sasuke by the collar of his shirt. His hair turned out to the like the color on Naruto's jacket.

Tsuki: "Now that's orange…" she said and Dendra nodded in agreement.

Me: "NEXT" I say, picking up Sasuke and dropping him into his throne. He grabs his shirt and yanks it over his hair and head. Naruto nods his head, not wanting to say anything in the first place. He was afraid to speak, thinking everyone would swarm him with questions and/or dares. "NEXT!" Tenten sighed, not really caring and took out her buns. Her hair was a little bit longer than shoulder length. "NEXT!...Is for me?" I say, questioning what was written. I re-read it and smile. "SHIKAMARU!" I yell, jumping up and running over to him. Moments late, I got him to do the 'Shika Shake' with me!

Me: "NEXT!" I add, still dancing. Itachi looked over at Sasuke, then at me, and then back at Sasuke. He sighed and, probably not wanting to anger me, hugged Sasuke really quickly. Sasuke twitched but didn't take his head out from his shirt.

Dendra: "Are you going to stop dancing, Sakura-Chan?" she asked, finding out my name from Tsuki. I stop dancing and return to my seat.

Me: "NEXT!" and then I add "STOP SAYING YOUTH IT ANNOYS EVERYONE" Before they can say/do anything eccentric, I shut them up by snapping my fingers. Gaara knew he was next, so there was no need for me to say next. He did have a teddy bear but he didn't have it with him. Instead, he just hugged Tsuki again. She blushed and smiled, hugging him back. "Cute!" I say, then add:

Me: "NEXT!

Dare Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten to be tickled tortured by the boys in there teams for 5 hours.

From Sco23"

I snapped my fingers and the torture began (for the girls at least) began.

5 hours later

I snapped my fingers again and the girls were actually able to breathe. Sakura had actually had a little 'accident' in her pants. I started laughing like a hyena and Dendra and Tsuki soon joined me, once I got them to notice.

Me: "N-NEXT!

For Temari and Ino: fight over Shika-kun with inflatable swords

For Gaara-kun: what happened to your eyebrows?

For Gaara-kun: why's your hair red? Your mom had blond hair and your dad had brown hair. What's up with that?

For Sasuke: go hug your brother and tell him "I love you." in a cute voice.

For Naruto: I LOVE YOU!! YOUR SOO CUTE!!(Sorry it wasn't a q)

For writer: give everyone you think has been good a cookie. You get as many as you want!!

For writer: I miss Kakashi could you please bring him back: )

From Sasuke Plushie" I made swords appear and threw them to Ino and Temari. Shikamaru was dangling from a rope, attached to the ceiling, as the prize for the winner of the duel. They began fighting and soon Temari was able to knock Ino off her feet with one good swing to the head, with the sword. I stood up and raised a white flag.

Me: "Temari wins! Claim your prize!" I say and Temari gets Shikamaru down. "NEXT!"

Gaara: "I don't feel like answering any questions…" he said, still hugging Tsuki.

Me: "AWWW! He'd rather keep hugging his girlfriend" I taunt.

Tsuki: "W-What?!" she stammered and Gaara didn't oppose nor agree with what I said.

Me: "NEXT" I say and grab Sasuke, shoving him to Itachi. I also pulled his head out of his shirt, by taking it off of him and putting it on myself. Itachi looked down at his brother, with his newly-found orange hair. Sasuke gritted his teeth and looked over at me. I glare at him and he looks back at Itachi.

Sasuke: "Nii-chan, I love you!" he said, forcing a cute smile and then hugged him, 'cause he knew that if he ruined the cute moment, I'd kill him ((A/N: For those that don't know, Nii-chan means "older brother")). Itachi just stared at him and looked at me. Once again I glare and people do what they're told. Sasuke then breaks away and walks over to me.

Sasuke: "I want my shirt back…My normal hair color for that matter as well"

Me: "Ohh you're no fun.." I say, grabbing black hair dye and handing him his shirt. He walks off to the bathroom and comes out later with normal hair again. I then say:

Me: "NEXT!" I say smiling, 'cause it was my turn again. I snap my fingers and everyone but Sakura and Ino got cookies. I also brought back Kakashi and gave him a cookie, at the request of Sasuke Plushie. "NEXT!:

1) author--admit you're a (only say this cause u kissed and like too many guys((no matter how HOT))JUST JOKIN' but they r HOTTIES!. what I want to say is call Sasuke sas-gay and/or ducky-arse.

2) Sasuke--admit you're weaker than Naruto.

3)Naruto--when Sasuke does the 1 above tell him tank u and u luv him!.

4)itachi--have a serious make-out session wit author

5)Sasori--say u luv Deidara.

6) Gaara--hug and kiss pink sakura 4 a hole chapy and 1/2 the next 1(after all other dares).

7) Deidara-- when saso-kun(Sasori) say he luv u KISS him.

8) Gaara--do u want a best friend.(if so i'm your girl!)

9) Gaara--should I call u panda-Chan or panda-kun(must choose 1).

10) author-- y don't u call gaara panda-Chan or Kun.

11) All! Boys-- between 1-10. 10 being hottness. How hot is author? Pink sakura? Ino? Hinata? Etc? Deidara?.

I didn't mean that but my friend wanted to know and yea oh! I almost 4got I luv how Deidara ends the stuff he says!.

12) All girls(including author)-- same Q except other way(optional).

13) Pein--make out wit whats her name...konan? (Or Tsunade).

14) Itachi--sleep wit author and I mean "rapehave luv" stuff like that! .

15) Author tell every1 what it was like to be "raped" by itachi

16) author-- kick Konan's arse and make out wit Pein .

17) Gaara-- out of all the girls there(excluding author and girl who hugged u) who wood u "rape" have babies wit .

Sorry this is all I could write 'cause its like midnight here so yea tanks a lot!

Ohh 1 more.

18) Everyone--u can ask me questions!! Except sas-gay!

Ok maybe more woohoo!gigglei'm HYPER!

19) author-- admit you're AWESOME! And TOTALLY KOOL!

20) Other peeps who r rich-- give author all your money!! Mwahahahahaha!

From Look-lik-an-UCHIHA-ewww" I smile and add "That's a lot! YAY!"

Me: "Yes, I guess you can call me whatever you want and Sasuke…" I pause, looking over at him, "Ohh, I mean DUCKY-ARSE!" I start to laugh. "NEXT" I snap my fingers, making Naruto and Sasuke stand in front of each other.

Sasuke: "I'm…weaker…than you…" he tried forcing back the urge of my magic. Naruto's eyes lit up as he said:

Naruto: "Aww! Thank you!" and gave him a big hug. I made them sit down again, having Sasuke glaring at me now.

Me: "NEXT!" I blush furiously as Itachi picks me up and disappears behind all the thrones.

7 minutes later

Me: "Wow that was good!" I say, smiling with a goofy look on my face.

Tsuki: "Is he a good kisser?"

Dendra: "Yeah, is he?"

I look over at them and smile wider. They can tell that means 'HELL YEAH HE CAN!" in Sakura-Chan language ((A/N: yes...I have my own language! Lol)).

Me: "Next" I say, daydreaming a bit.

Sasori: "I love you, as a comrade" he says and Deidara smiles. Deidara then leans over and gives Sasori a quick peck on the cheek.

Me: "If I didn't love guy on guy action…I would consider this really disgusting…" I said, with a faint smile on my face "NEXT"

Gaara: "I want…" he said, looking at Tsuki and quietly added "…you…"

Me: "Aww!" I said in a cute voice. "Let's leave Gaara alone" I add, skipping the next parts. "Yeah! HOW HOTT AM I? Then say Sakura's, Ino's and then Hinata's" I ask, striking a sexy pose ((A/N: You can use your imaginations for this. Ohh and only the guys who matter or who impact the story will answer!)).

Itachi: "10/0/0/6"

Pein: "10/0/0/0"

Sasuke: "8/-50/1/4"

Naruto: "8/5/1/10"

Kakashi: "I think you're 'cute' not hott or sexy…Sakura, Ino and Hinata are the same"

Sasori: "7.5/-10/-10/6"

Deidara: "8/-50/-50/7"

Kakuzu: "5/5/5/5"

Hidan: "-100/10/10/10"

Kisame: "10/10/10/10"

Tobi: "10! 10! 10! 10!"

I glare at Hidan for making that comment.

Me: "I'MMA KILL YOU, YOU FREAK" I scream, trying to charge at him ((A/N: Don't you see the love between me and Hidan?)). I'm running, but not moving. I stop and look, to find Pein holding me by my shirt. I sit down and move of with the questions. I then add:

Me: "My opinion is the only one that counts!:

Itachi: 10

Pein: 10

Sasuke: 7

Naruto: 7

Kakashi: too old (no offense)

Sasori: 10

Deidara: 6

Kakuzu: 1

Hidan: -423.342,644,234,624,654,254,625,626,546,460!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((A/N: It's a real number in my world…)

Kisame: -10

Tobi: 10"

Dendra: "Why is Tobi so high on the chart? He wears a freaking mask!"

Me: "It's what's under the mask that counts!" I smile and wink. "NEXT!"

Konan looks up and blushes slightly. Pein gets up and walks over to her. I stare wide-eyed; hurt about the fact that he's doing it of his own free will. I looked away, not wanting to see it. A few moments later, he was sitting back down and I looked at him from the corner of my eye. He was looking away, knowing that he hurt me. I stand up and grab Itachi's hand.

Me: "Next!" I say, aggravated yet hurt. I drag Itachi off and don't come back for a while.

A Little While Later…

I come out through the door, my hair fluffy and I was wearing his cloak. My look was blank as I sat down in my throne.

Dendra: "Sooo?" How was it?" she asks, curiously.

Me: "It was…wow…" I'm speechless or maybe I just didn't want to talk.

Dendra: "Really?!" she exclaims and I nod my head yes. I look at the message and smile evilly.

Me: (thinking) My revenge…

I walk over to Konan and give her a big smile. She stares at me with an awkward look. She doesn't realize that my right fist is behind my back and it's surrounded by an 'angry' looking cloud of chakra. My nice smile disappears from my face and turns evil. With great speed, my fist connects with her stomach. Her face goes white and shocked as she spits out blood. Grabbing her cloak, I spin around and toss her over my shoulder. She crashed into the wall and I was soon there, beating her face in. Pein rushed over and restrained me. Konan got out of the hole in the wall, clutching her stomach. Her nose looked broken and her face was bloody. I scream and try to claw my way at her. Pein turned me around to face him. I glare meanly at him as he starts to speak

Pein: "I'm sorry…"

Me: "How could you?" I yell, hurt.

Pein: "How can I prove that I'm sorry?"

Me: "How should I know?" I say, turning my face away from his. He let's me go and takes my chin, gently turning my face back to his. He stares into my eyes for a few moments, then leans down and kisses me. I looked shocked but soon my eyes close and get into the kiss.

Dendra: "How cute!"

Tsuki: "Aww!"

Konan: "Dumb bitch" she mumbles and glares at me, spitting blood out onto the floor. Me and Pein pull away from each other and he carries me back to the thrones. He sits down, putting me in his lap. I cuddle with him but not before I give Itachi back his Akatsuki cloak.

Me: "Next" I smile and look over at Gaara, while cuddling with Pein.

Gaara: "I don't like anyone like that…"

Me: "We'll ask you questions as we can come up with them and yes…I AM AWESOME AND TOTALLY COOL!" I stare at Kakuzu and next thing he knows it, he hands me all of his money, plus other people do to. "Ohh and yes, you can ask more questions, me and Itachi say so! NEXT:

1) Sasuke, how do you feel about being labeled the EMO KID, and the GAY kid, and the GOTH kid, and the TRAITOR! (All liies)!!

2) DARE: TOBI HAS TO TAKE OFF THE MASK NOW!! OR HE WON"T BE A GOOD BOY! (I bet he IS Obito!)

3) Itachi and Sasuke have to HUG! (And like it! Smile, laugh, etc, whatever is necessary!!)

From SasukeIsAwesomeAndSasukeIsMe"

Sasuke: "To put it simply…I hate it…"

Me: "You heard it from the one and only: Sasuke Uchiha!" I smile "NEXT!"

Tobi looks around, shrugs and pulls off his mask and hood. His hair is long, spiky and black. His eyes are in fact, Sharingan. He's tall, muscular and definitely sexy.

Me: "He's Madara Uchiha! The man who fought and killed the first Hokage and has his likeness in the rock, at Valley of the End!! Oops, I said too much!" I say, giggling. 'Tobi' walks over and sits in front of my throne. "Next!"

Sasuke walks over and hugs Itachi, with a 'real' smile. Itachi does the same, just not with a smile, but relaxed features.

Me: "Next!:

Dares and questions:

Tobi-how many eyes do you have?1

Sakura h.-say Naruto I love you and I hate Sasuke will you go out with me?2

Naruto-say no and ask Hinata out.3

Gaara-do you like me?-me:blushes-4

Gaara-will you go out with me?5

Sakura-Chan:)-kill hidan.6

Sakura-Chan:)-kill kakuzu.7

Sakura h.-dye your hair green!8

Sakura-Chan:)-kiss itachi!9

Sakura h.-do the chicken dance for 9 hours!10

Me-kiss gaara11

Sakura-Chan:)-do all that stuff to Hidan you said you would!12

Kankuro-who do you like?13

Sasori-why did you start making puppets?14

Deidara-hug tobi, without hurting him!15

From AKATSUKI -FANGIRL-12"

Madara (Tobi): "Two"

While two and three of the dares going on, I talked to Tsuki and Dendra.

"While they do that and we already know the out come…Tsuki, your turn!"

Tsuki: "G-Gaara" she begins and he looks at her 'D-Do you l-like me? He just nods his head yes. Tsuki looks stunned, as she stammers "W-Will you g-go out with m-me?" again, he just nods. Tsuki looks like she's about to faint when I smile and say:

Me: "Aww! NEXT!" I get up from Pein's lap and crack my knuckles. "Hidan…Kakuzu…" I say in a teasing way while laughing.

My hands glow with the same glow, like when I punched Konan. They just notice and could tell this isn't going to be good or easy. They get into battle position just as I lunge towards them.

A very bad moment of violence later…

I wipe the blood off my face, not too worried about my clothes and go to sit down again. Itachi's look is actually shocked, not believing I just took down two Akatsuki members at once. I sit down and smile.

Me: "NEXT" I take no time to rush Sakura into the bathroom and return with her hair dyed green. She starts crying, thinking her hair was going to fall out tonight (thanks to me), "NEXT" Going back to my seat, I lean forward and give Itachi a quick peck on the lips.

Dendra: "I don't know if you look cuter with Itachi or Pein"

Me: "I love them both…NE" I look over at Tsuki who had already started to kiss Gaara. "Oh-kay…N-Next?"

Kankuro: "I like…No one really"

Me: "NEXT"

Sasori: "I don't know why exactly…I guess ever since Chiyo should me them, I grew a liking to them"

Me: "NEXT"

Deidara looked over at Madara. Madara looked up, stood up and then walked over. Grabbing Deidara, he gave him a hug and turned to go sit down again.

Me: "Well, this is how long, long I guess would be!"

Itachi: "Which, apparently is too long."

Me: "Aww don't worry about it! We never know what might happen, so until next time, this is Sakura-Chan saying: Peace out!"