"Whoooooa…." Sora whispered in marvel at the size of the Lego™ ship.

"Sure is amazin' isn't it?" Goofy said happily. Sora nodded.

"So we can go to a different world now!?"

"Sure can!"

"And Riku and Kairi will be there!"

"Probably not!" Donald interjected cheerfully. "But you just keep on telling yourself that!" He then pulled various levers and switches before finally settling on the simple act of pressing one button, all in a very ironically toony fashion.

"…" Sora frowned sadly. Oh how he missed his friends. He looked out the window and noticed a large, red, oddly shaped…thing in the distance and anything even remotely related to angst was gone. Little did he know, if he wasn't angsty…nobody liked him. There's some fun Square Enix Logic for you. "Hey look it's a world!"

The ship stopped short over it and BAM. Sora's head meets front window. Kids, don't forget to wear you're seatbelts during inter-dimensional travel through Gummi space.

…Or something generic and Disney-ish like that.

Kingdome Hearts, Only Not

Chapter Four: Feed Your Head

A few minutes later (After Goofy's brilliant idea to just jump right on out of the ship), our trio was floating down to the ground gently and slowly, much to the Gravity's disapproval. However, as our heroes would soon learn, the laws of physics didn't exist in this topsy-turvy world. However for a brief and shining moment, gravity took over once more, and Goofy fell on his head. Again. Then, as though the small creature had popped out of a wall, there ran by a small white rabbit in a cute little suit wearing a monocle and carrying a huge stop watch.

"I'm late! Oh sooooo late! Oh what am I to do!? The queen will have my head!" And with that, the small rabbit was off.

"…What was that?"

"Well Sora, I believe that there was one of them there bunny ra-"

"I knew that, but why did it have on cloths and look all weird and…and why did we float down, and why does everything look like just a bunch of stickers on the walls?"

"Well, It's a different world, and things are different in different worlds. Now lets follow that rabbit."

"…Why?" Sora asked cocking his head to the side.

"Do you have another idea?"

"…No."

"Okay then we're following the talking Rabbit." Donald finalized pointing forward down the wobbly looking hall way. After a long walk, they went through a three door doorway than nether made sense nor served any real purpose much like the rest of Wonderland. Upon entering a small cramped room, Sora came under the impression, after seeing the bed and table and couch all in one cramped room (most of which was stickers again, but somehow still cramped.), that he was in some sort of very scary cosmic apartment building. Sora attempted to sit down on the bed, which dissolved into the wall. Before anything could be said about this, the Rabbit appeared out of nowhere and ran through a small door. He had obviously shrunk, as his head now came up to about the bottom of the doorknob.

"Hey, How'd he get so small?" Sora inquired pointing towards the small door.

"No, you're simply too big!" Replied the doorknob.

"It talks!" Donald shouted.

"It talks with an accent!" Sora added.

The doorknob yawned loudly. "My, you're an annoying bunch, aren't you. You woke me up!"

"You mean you weren't already woken up from the Rabbit running through you?"

The doorknob narrowed it's eyes. "Rabbit's are quiet creatures, unlike you."

"But he was screaming his head off when we saw him!"

"Sora, be polite to the nice doorknob." Donald said.

"Oh, stop that noise! You've woken me up and now you won't let me back to sleep!"

"Good mornin'!" Goofy greeted cheerfully, in hopes that someone would pay attention to him.

"Good night! I need more sleep!" The door yawned again.

"Wait! How do we grow small?"

"That would be an oxymoron you illiterate urchin. But if you want to shrink, try that bottle of unmarked liquid on the table." And right on que, the table sticker popped up, and two bottles of unmarked liquid appeared on top. Sora proceeded to pick one up.

"Wait!" Donald quacked. "You're really going to drink some stuff from an unmarked bottle because…because a doorknob told you to?!"

"Do you have a better idea?"

"Yeah! Crawl through the door big or small, you're scrawny enough to get through!"

"Hey! I'm not scrawny!"

"Hey guys! This here unmarked liquid tastes like almonds!" Goofy shouted happily holding up the bottle.

There was a pause.

"Um…Is anything gonna-" Before Sora could finish his question, the trio shrunk down to the size of Barbie dolls. "Wow…We really should have seen that coming."

"Oh be quiet." Donald mumbled.

A few moments later…

Sora and company stumbled into a lovely rose garden where a court was taking place. Around the area stood soldiers who were actually cards, and on the defendants stand stood a petite blond in a blue dress. Suddenly, the white rabbit zoomed past Sora and company once again, panting and panicking the whole way, before he made his way to a small stand. Out hammerspace, her retrieved a large trumpet. For some reason, this apparently made sense.

"Court is now in session!" Said the rabbit.

"Alice!" Began the Queen of hearts, a large, Manish looking woman of forty or so. "You have been charged with assault on my heart, have you anything to say in you're defense."

"Okay," Began Alice with a heavy sigh from the defendants stand. "All I did was walk in and ask for directions and you put me on trial. I wasn't-"

"How dare you defy me?!" Fumed the Queen.

"You told me to defend myself! This whole court is a big joke!" She shouted irritated.

"Guys…we should help her." Sora suggested being all considerate.

"We can't!"

"Yeah! That'd be muddling!" Goofy said cheerfully, feeling very smart.

"Meddling!" Donald corrected. "And besides, maybe she deserves it."

"…What?"

"Well Sora, you don't know what happened, maybe she's a filthy heartless who deserves to die." Donald suggested matter of factly. His rather calm tone in saying this scared Sora enough to shut him up. But not for long.

"That's it! Off with her head!"

"No please! I didn't do anything!"

"Stop!" Sora shouted dramatically running in.

There was a long awkward pause.

"Who are you!?"

"Oh, Hi! I'm Sora." He said in a friendly voice, forgetting that he was angry. "And um…Oh right! You can't do that! It's in violation of the sixth amendment…and probably most of the other ones too!"

Alice gave him a funny look. "Well of course it is, this is England. You Americans left here so you could have you silly amendments." She paused for a moment. "At least…I think this is England."

"…Okay, first off, I'm from Japan…I think…Okay no, I'm half American because of Disney but, yeah, that," He said pointing to the queen. "Is no Queen Elisabeth."

"Well that's true." She admitted with a snicker.

"That's it! Off with both your heads!" The Queen bellowed.

"But wait! I know who the real culprit is!" Sora shouted, using a big word he barely understood.

"Coughmeddlingcough" Donald coughed. Sora glanced back to glare at him.

"Oh really? Who was it then?" The Queen asked doubtfully.

"CoughMEDDLINGcough"

Sora turned around and glared again, and in the short pause, one of the card soldiers was able to mutter a sarcastic 'smooth' directed at the duck.

"It was the heartle-oopse!" Goofy almost blurted out.

"Well, um, it's kinda hard to explain." Sora covered.

"Ha! Yeah right! Off with all their heads!"

"Wait! It wasn't us!"

"Well do you have any proof?" She asked impatiently, resting her large head in her pudgy hand.

"Ummm…Well no. But we can get some!"

Before anyone had a chance to realize what was going on, Alice was in a bird cage meant for humans. Why the queen just happened to have one of those handy, we may never know. Not that we really wanted to.

"Fine then. Go get some evidence. You can get as much or as little as you want, just hurry up. I haven't got all day you know."

"Something tells me you do." Sora mumbled.

"What was that?"

"Um, nothing."

"Right, well hurry back."

And with that, Sora was off.

But not before he stopped to chat with Alice.

"Hi, I'm Sora." He said in a friendly voice.

"Hello, I'm Alice. I'm sorry I got you all mixed up in this insanity. Everything is so strange here." She said eyeing one of the card-men. "Oh, and sorry I was rude earlier. You see I rather dislike Americans. Those god damn Yankees…" she growled narrowing her eyes, immediately cheering up to add, "Oh but you seem rather nice!"

Sora, being somewhat offset by this raised an eye brow at the small girl. "Um…yeah… Well don't worry about it. I understand…I think." He hastily changed the subject. "But don't worry. We'll get you out of there! Right guys?"

"A'yup!" Said Goofy trying to fit in.

"We?!" Donald squawked. "You got us into this mess! We told you not to say anything! Warned you it was meddling! But did you listen? No!"

"…So you gonna help or not?"

"…Yeah, fine."

"See! You can count on us!" He shouted running off.

"…You realize you're going to die here." Commented a nearby card soldier.

Alice sighed heavily. "Yes."

Elsewhere…

Wonderland was a world of wonder, thus the name Wonderland. However, the confusion and silliness of wonderland isn't always what one may consider wonderful. As a matter of fact, Wonderland was a rather annoying level of the game. It was pretty big, and extremely confusing. Things in wonderland really didn't make a lot of sense at all. The Lotus Forest in particular being possibly one of the most annoying of all. Honestly, a pond you could stand on? Giant mushrooms and lily pads? Trees that were half plastered to a wall? Yes sir, the Lotus Forest was pretty confusing and silly. And if Sora had known this prior, he probably wouldn't have volunteered find the evidence.

Because it was one hell of a place for a treasure hunt.

"This was a bad idea." Sora said nervously looking around the odd looking room/forest. Donald and Goofy nodded in agreement.

"I told you so." Donald said with a smug look on his face.

"Well, I'm sure this place has got to be full of evidence, right? We just gotta find it!"

"There aren't even any heartless yet!"

"Well of course not yet! I mean how can we have a cut scene while being attacked by heartless? How inconvenient is that?!"

"…So they just continently leave us alone during anything plot relevant?"

"Well…yeah, I guess. I mean if I was, uh, I don't know, about to fight my best friend because he was about to kill a girl I liked or something and then all of a sudden one of those huge Defender heartless just popped up and crushed me to death, what kind of ending would that be? That would piss people off almost as much as The Sopranos series finally."

"Regardless," the duck said disregarding Sora's rambling, "How are we gonna prove to The Queen that it was the heartless and not Alice."

"Ummm…we could try to catch one."

"With what?"

"I don't know, heartless bait and a net?"

Before Donald could elaborate on or mock Sora's plan, the trio became quite distracted by a dancing cats head floating around in the air. Needless to say, the trio was rather shocked and confused by this. The dancing cat head then moved to rest on a huge tree stump, where it's body jumped on it. After the strange purple cat had re-assembled himself, he sat nicely and smiled creepily at the trio. "Why hello."

"Who are you?!" Donald quacked.

"Who indeed?" Responded the cat in a riddle of sorts, the likes of which would only get more annoying from here on out. He quickly changed the subject, avoiding the question completely. "Poor Alice! Soon to loose her head, and she's not guilty of a-"

"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! BARK BARK! GRRR! GRRRRRRRR! GRRARK BARK BARK!"

Whatever the cat had to say was cut short by the dog/man's incessant barking. There was a fifteen minute time span in which they all waited for Goofy to stop. This time was spent in vain.

"Maybe we should try to talk over him!" Sora shouted over the noise.

The cat looked a combination of confused and amused, it's creepy smile never leaving it's face. "Right then! As I was saying, Alice isn't guilty of a thing!"

"What?!"

"I said, Alice isn't guilty of a thing!"

"Guilty of a ring?"

"A THING!"

"Ohhh! Well if you know who the culprit is then tell us!"

"The who?!"

"The culprit!"

"The paw print?!"

"No! Culprit!"

"Sul spit?!"

"NO! THE CULPRIT!"

"The shul-?!"

"WHO DONE IT!?"

"Oh! Well why are you asking me, you already know it was the heartless!"

"What?!"

"OH FOR LOVE OF DISNEY, GOOFY! DOWN BOY!" Donald commanded angrily, spraying Goofy with a spray bottle of water he pulled out of hammer space. Goofy clamed down and sat on the ground, still growling quietly.

"…Right then, um, what were you saying?"

The cat's creepy smile widened. "The Cheshire Cat has all the answers, but doesn't always tell."

"Wait, so you know everything?"

"But I don't always tell!"

"Well, do you know the meaning of life?"

"Yes."

"Do you know whatever happened to Amelia Earhart?"

"Yes."

"Do you understand why people think Dane Cook is funny?"

"…No." The cat admitted almost abandoning his creepy smile, but still not quite. He gave one last huge smile before disappearing into thin air.

"Hey wait!"

"The heartless already left, I won't say which exit. There's four pieces of evidence. Three are easy to find, the last one is tricky! Big reward if you find them all." And with that, the cats voice faded away.

"…Should we trust him?"

POOF there he was again. "To trust or not to trust! I trust you'll deci-"

"BARK BARK BARK BARK! GRRRRARK BARK BARK!"

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Well, as said before, the Lotus forest was among one of the most annoying places one could land themselves in this game. However Sora was determined to help the little blond girl he had just met. So off he went to go and collect the conveniently placed boxes of evidence, on an epic (mini) adventure to remember. That is, until KH:CoM but, uhhh, lets not get into that.

Well the first box was, as the cat promised, easy to locate. A little wondering about the odd forest/room and there it was. In a gift wrapped box. Why the box was gift wrapped, and to that extent, how exactly you get footprints into a box, are beyond probably even the ones who made the game.

The second box was a little harder to find. After jumping on some oversized mushrooms, that were actually normal sized because Sora was tiny, he reached a dark door type thing in a tree. Yes, in a tree. He went into the tree and came out in the first room which contained the bottles of unmarked liquid known as the Bizarre room, an accurate name. Because you see, depending on which entrance you enter the room from, the gravitational force will change. So as Wonderland once again trampled all over the laws of physics, Sora quickly found the second evidence while running along the right wall. Inside THAT continently placed gift wrapped box was the evidence stench. Who took the time to box a smell is…just weird. I mean what do they even smell like anyway. Unless it was, like, heartless brand perfume or something…that really doesn't make much more sense though.

The third piece of evidence was a little easier to find, because there were no drastic changes in gravity to factor in. Basically Sora jumped on more randomly placed oversized mushrooms that, amazingly, despite being mushrooms could support Sora's weight. Yes, I am aware he was small. But that's like a…a hamster balancing on a mushroom. He's gonna fall. Or the mushrooms is at least going to wobble a little. But that was about it. He jumped on a platform and the evidence of a boxed heartless antenna was his for the taking.

The last one was really just annoying. First, Sora had to talk to a flower, yes a flower, which made him big again so he could step on a tree stump that shrunk into the ground (!?) and hit a tree branch. Then, he took a bite of an acorn which made him shrink once more. After all this unnecessary crap, and more taking in of potentially harmful substances, Sora found the final evidence! Claw marks! How they got that into a box? Well, by now you should realize that it doesn't make sense, no amount of explanation will ever make sense of it, and if there is anything in this chapter that DOES make sense, there is a good chance that something that makes no sense will drop from the sky and beat it to death with the Friends season eight DVD box set.

Yeah. Exactly.

Later…

Back in the court room that had no point because the Queen just did whatever she wanted anyway, Sora and friends had arrived to present the evidence they found on their epic (mini) adventure. Alice was watching intently with the little bit of renewed hope that came from seeing all the evidence collected. The card soldier was laughing at her. Sora was standing at the defendants podium, and Donald and Goofy were waiting by in a balcony of sorts where, had it been run by the American legal system, a jury would typically have been seated. Unfortunately, this was not the case. The card soldier mentioned earlier continued his laughter.

"Okay then, show me the evidence you collected."

In a sudden poof, all four boxes fell to the ground. Sora blinked in a confused manner. "Um…not sure exactly how that happened but, here's the evidence."

"Well it sure is a lot…but I'm not impressed, so I'm going to add my own box of evidence to you're four boxes and let you pick only one, rendering most of the past three pages virtually pointless and corrupting the entire defense." And with that, another box poofed beside the other four. The boxes we're then shuffled. "Okay, now pick one. I'll decide who's guilty based on that."

Sora stared back at the Queen flabbergasted. "Are you serious? You put us through all that so that we could pick our evidence out of a mystery box?! That completely defeats the entire purpose of everything we did for the past three hours of game play! Do you have any idea how annoying it was to run around that stupid upside down room from every angle?! I had to eat an acorn! The stench box freaking LEAKED and now I smell like charcoal and ginger ale -PLEASE don't ask me why heartless smell like charcoal and ginger ale- And this is my only set of cloths I own because my world exploded! And after all that you're just going to throw in your own evidence and just KILL every ounce of logic and truth left in this crack head world! What the hell is you're problem, lady?!" Sora finished panting heavily.

"It would be a waste to check all five."

"No it wouldn't!"

"Silence! You're insolence could cost you your head!" He spat back.

Sora, being a teenager and having the irresistible need to talk back, opened his mouth to say something, but being the obedient child who listened to any adult/talking adult-like animal he happened to come by, stopped short and pouted. "Fine."

And so Sora chose the box that would decide all their fates. For no real reason, he picked the exact middle one. After picking said box, it happily opened it's self to reveal…Donald and Goofy?

"…How the hell did they get in that box?!"

"Haha! I see you've chosen MY evidence!" Shouted the large queen.

"WHAT?! Oh for gods sake! WHAT are the ODDS?!" Sora shouted in dismay over his painfully bad luck.

In response, the large queen engaged in a mini boss battle with Sora and Co. Except, since Donald and Goofy were found guilty, they were stuck in really odd looking cage. Half of the pretty garden poofed away and a large tower suddenly appeared, which was used as a crank to hoist the cage holding Alice into the air. After freeing Donald and Goofy from their prison, Sora attacked the tower. The more of the tower he destroyed, the closer he got to winning, and the more life balls fell out. At the end of the fight, Alice's cage fell to the ground. Sora and The Queen waited for the curtain to pull back. When it did, Alice was…gone!

"No! We can't have a trial without a defendant!" Shouted The Queen in anger.

"WHAT!?" Sora returned after a short pause, his changing teenage voice cracking a little. "What do you mean trial!? You were attacking us! For no reason!"

"No I wasn't!"

"Yes you were! We spent three hours finding evidence so that you could just attack us anyway!" He fumed. "Ugh! That doesn't even matter! You were trying to kill us because you thought we were guilty, what does Alice being here have to do with anything?! You might as well just kill us anyway."

"Sora, what the hell are you doing!?" Squawked Sora's duck-friend.

"I don't know!" He cracked near tears, clutching his head. "I'm so confused!"

"Well, I have no idea what you're talking about." Said the Queen uninterestedly, immediately changing her tone to one of urgency. "But I want all of you to go ask Alice no matter what it takes!" At this, the remaining not-dead card soldiers started franticly running around the room, effectively getting nothing accomplished.

"Ask her what?" Questioned a confused Goofy after a moment or so of watching the unhelpful card soldiers.

The Queen cleared her throat. "Oh sorry, did I say ask? I meant find, go find Alice."

A few moments later…

After Donald and Goofy managed to coax Sora out of his hysteria, they again ventured off into the lotus forest. This, however, was not a good idea. Because upon entering the room, a red flower opened up and shot a huge boulder across the room. Sora probably would have died of a heart attack if that wouldn't have been anti-climactic and painfully ironic. The cat just shrugged and grinned slyly.

"Where is Alice!?" Sora demanded from his spot on the ground clutching his chest.

"Hmmmm…where indeed? I haven't seen Alice but I have seen the shadows!"

Donald, who had predicted Goofy's predictable actions and had a spray bottle already pointed at the angry dog/mans head, put his other feathered wing/hand to his head and sighed deeply. "Okay, and just WHERE did these alleged shadows go?"

The cat shrugged again. "Who knows? Up, down, left, right, here, there, back again, far, near, North Pole, Rome, this video game, a different video game, or maybe she went back to her original movie where she belongs!" The cat completed grinning more than ever.

"Wait, are we talking about Alice or the shadows now."

The cat considered this for a moment, still grinning, before disregarding it completely and saying, "Everything is all mixed up because of the shadows! Maybe you'll find something in the upside down room!"

"What does that even mean?!" Shouted Sora, who was looking utterly confused and distraught.

"Who knows? The shadows, the girl, the cat, all lie in darkness." And with that, he pulled another one of those vanishing acts he was oh-so famous for.

"So Sora? What should we do?"

"What should we do?! I'll tell you what we should do! We should wander aimlessly around this stupid forest until we end up like those kids from The Blair Witch Project!" Sora said throwing his hands up in the air dramatically and storming off in a random direction.

"He's loosing it, isn't he?"

"Naw Donald, he's just adjustin'! All this world savin' is hard work! He'll get better at it soon, A'hyuck!"

Donald sighed. "I hope you're right Goofy. I hope you're right."

So on they went, doing a lot of extremely uninteresting things along the way, like lighting random candles under the instruction of the Cheshire Cat. Again, like a good little moron, Sora blindly followed these orders. Although not all is lost, for while Sora ran his little errands, he forgot all about his earlier rage. Also, he found a dollar on the ground, and that's always nice.

They went on like this for a good hour, finding all kinds of randomly placed items and secret passageways. Eventually they stumbled upon a rather strange looking tea party. They soon found out that this was, indeed, an un-birthday party, something Sora was very happy about. Soon it was time to go, and the trio bid farewell to the essentially pointless detour and paragraph.

So after countless detours, distractions, and overall annoying things, Sora and company made their way back to the bizarre room. When they entered they saw the Cheshire Cat sitting with his big grin™ up on the table.

"Come up here and get a better view!" He shouted.

"No, you come down here." Sora said slightly annoyed, finally standing up for himself for once.

The cat ignored him completely and just stared at him, to which Sora responded to by going up there anyway with that outrageously high yet horrendously perverted looking high jump of his. Sora just can't resist doing what other adults/talking animals tell him to do. Tsk-tsk Sora, so easily swayed by peer pressure.

"Okay we're here, now what?"

"Be ready to fight to the death!" The cat exclaimed grinning as a giant heartless dropped from the sky. For inadequately explained reasons, the two bottles of unmarked liquid turned into stickers again. Also the whole table disappeared into a sticker too. Oh well.

Also, the Cheshire Cat left again.

"AAAAAUGH" screamed the trio, running away.

"WAIT!" Sora said stopping. "SHOULDN'T WE BE, LIKE, DOING SOMETHING?"

"Like WHAT?!" Donald shrieked. "That thing is HUGE!"

"Yeah but I have the Keyblade! And Donald you have FIRE MAGIC! And Goofy, you have….that…tiny shield…" He said, his initial excitement dieing towards the end. Goofy frowned, but Donald was still excited.

"You're right! FIRE!" He said, causing a ball of fire to blast from his staff. This barely hurt the heartless. He cast another, and the heartless' weapon burst into flames.

"…Sora, I hate you." Donald said in a calm matter-of-fact voice.

"Yeah, I do too." He sighed. They all summoned up their courage and rushed into battle with the fire wielding heartless.

Some time later…

"RAWR!" Sora shouted dealing the final and dramatic blow to the heartless as it's pretty pink heart of pink prettiness and NOT blood floated up into the sky. The trio let out a sigh of relief. "We did it!" Sora cheered.

They danced a little.

"Oh for gods sake-- SHUT UP!" Commanded the angry doorknob.

"Oops…"

"All that racket!" He yawned. "How's a doorknob to get any sleep?" He yawned again, quite loudly this time. The trio all gathered to watch his large yawn when his yawn started to glow. Suddenly, the keyblade leapt up and fired a death beam straight into the doorknobs mouth, effectively killing him. Or at least that is what seemed happened, when in reality, the doorknob was the location of the Wonderland keyhole, which had just been locked by the Keyblade.

"What in the name of Walter was that all about?"

"Well gee, it sounded like somthin' went 'click'!" Observed Goofy.

Sora gave a loud exasperated sigh. "It was probably just more random Wonderland crap. This whole place is just one big acid trip."

The doorknob, who had fallen back asleep, then spit out a Lego™ block.

"Hmm, that gummi block sure ain't like the others, no sir." Goofy commented.

"Alright then, I'll hang onto it." Donald said picking it up.

"Eeeew, Don't touch it, it came out of the doorknobs mouth."

"Oh, be quiet Sora."

"Splendid! You're quite the heroes!" The Cheshire Cat said cheerfully, popping back up on the de-stickerifyed table. "But if you're looking for Alice, she's not here. She's gone, off with the shadows into the darkness!" The cat said, vanishing again. Goofy made some growling noises but kept quiet.

"No…" Sora muttered downcast.

"Sora you barely knew her. Besides, I'm sure she'll pop up eventually."

"We'll have to go to a save point to get back to our ship." Said Goofy, breaking the fourth wall in-game. No, they really said that in the game.

"Well then, I guess it's time to continue our adventure!" Shouted Donald cheerfully while walking on their way to the Lego™ ship.

"Other places aren't all like this place, are they?" Sora asked cautiously.

"Oh no Sora, They're worse. Much much worse. We haven't even been to Deep Jungle yet!"

"Don't forget Monstro!"

"…So what you're saying, every world sucks." Sora said sadly.

"Oh no Sora! The Olympus Coliseum isn't that bad, and Atlantica is just a few worlds away, and it's downright fun there!"

Sora smiled a little. "Well, alright then."

"So Sora, what'd ya learn today?" Goofy said, cheerfully changing the subject.

"Never ever ever do drugs ever or I'll end up here again." He said in an even voice with a small smile.

"Ha ha…that'll do Sora, That'll do." Goofy said smiling, patting Sora on the head.

"…Please don't ever do that again."

Kingdom Hearts, Only Not

((A/N: Hey everyone. Sorry for the super duper late update, SO much been going on the past few months, and really, I basically did this chapter in this last month. Just been preoccupied with sicknesses, holidays, school plays, writers block, MIDTERMS, and just school work in general. Also, I'm lazy. Get used to it. My chapters are frequently very late, which is why I like to make them nice and long. Now, I finally got a Beta, but since this chapter was SO late, I just spell checked it and posted it. So this is the Un-beta-ed version, meaning there will probably be plenty of little mistakes, but they will be fixed very soon. Also, does anyone remember if there was another cutscene after wonderland? You know, when Alice is with Maleficent and Hook is like "He found a keyhole" ? or is that sometime later…if you know tell me and I'll add it in. Also there are two references to a certain song by Jefferson Airplane in here, twice. One is the chapter title…if anyone can guess what it is, they get an iCookie. So I hope you enjoyed it, yadda yadda, standard begs for review apply, you get the point.))