Annnnnnnd here's the next wonderful set of rules! XD -shot down-

Sasuke: -reloads gun- Tch.

M-D13: You are so mean to me, you know. What have I ever done to you? I don't even like you!

Naruto: Ahh ... Don't worry ... He's like that with everyone ...

M-D13: He shoots you repeteadly?

Naruto: You'd be surprised.

M-D13: o.o ... All righty then. Anyways...

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Actually, I don't own a lot of things. And some of the rules I don't even own, considering some my friends helped me think up. You know who you are (thanks guys!). And any and all references made to other characters not included within in the Naruto series are copyrighted their appropriate owners.

So, with that said, onto the next hundred or so rules! Good luck with all that.

• Kimimaro drinks his daily-recommended serving of milk. The fact that he can pull his spine out of his body and still be able to move (though he claims it's a Kekai Genkai) is just proof.

• … Rock Lee claims his gets his milk. He doesn't.

• As far as we know, Deidara's hands are not used in any sexual manners.

• Calling Chouji fat is just plain mean. And stupid if he's in earshot.

• No, Naruto is not a ninetales, Shino is not a parasect, Sakura is not a jigglypuff, Kakashi is not a mightyena, and Chouji is not a butterfree or a munch-/snorlax. That's a different anime.

• Hugging Naruto or Gaara will not turn them into a fox or tanuki respectively. They are not in any way, shape, or form a "Sohma". That's also a different anime.

• Itachi is not to be confused with Sesshomaru simply because they A: have similar brother-hating relations, B: have a fish-like creature for a partner, and C: are both stronger than the main villain of the storyline. That's ... again ... also a different anime… Another thing to keep in mind: Itachi has two arms.

• No, Neji does not use his Byakugan to see through women's (OR men's) clothing.

• … nor does Hinata use hers to look through Naruto's clothes.

• Singing "The Emo Song" whenever you walk by Sasuke is likely to get you killed.

• Don't ever steal Naruto's ramen.

• … and if you do, you're either really stupid… or a really fast runner.

• Do not go up and ask Sasuke to put on Ash Ketchum's hat because the two look similar… and one has a pokéball on the back of his shirt (and, mind you, not Ash...)

• No, the gourd on Gaara's back is not a pair of balls… specifically the Shukaku's.

• … and the sand is not its semen… nor is the cork the Shukaku's… -ahem!- …

• … and Gaara is not the fetus whenever he is encased in a orb of sand.

• Do not go up to Gaara and ask if he can make a male masturbate simply by pointing at that. He's likely to— no, he WILL kill you.

• Neji is not otherwise known as "Neji-Ji-Ji."

• TenTen is not to be confused with MingMing from Beyblade. TenTen is argumentally cooler.

• Putting sand in Sasuke's hair will not make it lay an egg even though it is considerably close to a duck's/chicken's ass.

• Making fun of Gaara for the pun of his gourd and tattoo (-COUGHsexaddictCOUGH- ) is just mean… and he'll kill you.

• If you're a girl and Jiraiya asks you to be involved in one of his "research projects", scream, run, and tell Tsunade on him.

• If you're a guy and Jiraiya asks you to be involved in one of his "research projects", deny and you'll be safe. If you don't, the women of Konoha will most likely kill you.

• Orochimaru has no interest in the female sex. So, girls, you're safe. Boys? You're screwed.

• … sometimes that is literally.

• I will not go around with my hair tied back like Neji's and tell people their "destiny".

• … nor will I make money of it by saying I'm a fortune teller who will "speak your future".

• As well, Neji is not a crystal ball.

• I will not call Sasori "Pinocchio." His nose does not extend when he tells a lie, as far as we know.

• … nor will I test this theory out.

• Deidara is a boy.

• Konan is a girl.

• I will not call the Akatsuki the "men (and 1 women) in black". Note they also wear red and a wee bit of white...And are evil.

• I will not ask Peine (the "leader" technically) why they have clouds on their cloaks when "akatsuki" literally means red moon. (Aka- red, Tsuki- moon)

• Nor will I call the Akatsuki the "emo outcasts".

• I will not ask where the Akatsuki got their cloaks made.

• Zetsu was not born from an Oreo and a Venus Flytrap.

• I will not tease Zetsu about having split personalities… and body colours.

• … nor will I ask him whether he classifies himself as "white, black, or mulatto".

• No, Orochimaru is not that same snake from the Garden of Eden, even if he is very, very old.

• … and if, by some coincidence, he was, it was probably to see Adam naked.

• Tobi is a good boy.

• I will not poke Kisame repeatedly with a stick just to see what he'll do.

• Never tease Kakuzu about bankruptcy, lest you want him to go into cardiac arrest.

• I will not shoot Hidan repeatedly with a machine gun (or other sort of weapon) just to see him come back to life.

• Never answer any question that anyone asks you with the words, "Because I'm a ninja!" While we realize Naruto does this a lot, but don't follow his example.

• … nor should you answer with, "Because it's my nindo! My ninja way!" We realize Naruto does this quite frequently, as well.

• I will not ask Itachi why he didn't kill his "worthless, pathetic excuse for a younger brother", lest he goes off on a rant.

• Nor will I tease Itachi that "Awwwww, you really do love him!"

• I will not get involved in (or spark) a fight between Deidara and Sasori over art styles and how long art should last.

• … Nor will I side with either of them.

• I will not sing "Pop! Goes the Weasel" to mock Sasuke and Itachi.

• No, Kisame is naturally blue. He did not fall into a bucket of blue dye.

• If you make fun of Kisame's skin colour, he's likely to start crying. Contrary to popular belief, he actually has a problem with the colour of his skin. We strongly recommend you don't make fun of him.

• I will not ask Peine if a requirement of joining the Akatsuki is "abnormal skin colour." Take note only half of them have bizarre skin.

• … nor will I ask Peine who does his multiple piercings.

• I will not take Konan's paper flower.

• … nor will I bribe the other Akatsuki members into going through her lingerie drawer to piss her off. She's likely to kill you, and everyone else.

• Sasori is actually 50 or so years old, no matter how young he may look. He's old enough to be Deidara's father, so… until further notice, Sasori and Deidara are not together … yet. YET.

• Sasuke is an obsessive bastard.

• Giving Rock Lee sake is just about the worst thing you could think of doing to him.

• … plus any nearby facilities will be destroyed.

• I will not protest that the substitution jutsu "kills the forest" and "causes the destruction of rainforests".

• Fangirls take this a mental note: Sasuke hates girls who are obsessed with him.

• No, Naruto is not colourblind. Honest to God. He chose to wear that jumpsuit.

• … as well, Naruto did not recently escape prison, as close to the prison uniform his jumpsuit may be.

• I will not ask Naruto if he was considering being a member of the "Blitzkrieg Boyz" simply because his jumpsuit is similar to Yuriy Ivanov's (Tala Valkov in the dub of Beyblade). That's a different anime.

• No, Deidara is not a cyborg in any way. His eye is something like a camera that was made to counteract the sharingon, and that is all.

• The "64-palm" tri-gram attack is not a groping technique.

• Calling Sasuke "Ducky" is not what one would normally consider a good idea. We strongly recommend you don't call him "Ducky".

• … nor should you call him "Rubber Ducky" if he happens to be wearing his black… rubber jumpsuit … thing at the time.

• Mixing up TenTen and TonTon is only funny the first time.

• Telling Hidan that "killing is wrong" is like telling a Catholic that "praying is illegal". It's his religion. Leave the Jashinist be.

• Do not call Temari a "tulip" even though her hair looks like four of them.

• … nor should you call her a "tulip garden". As well, do not attempt to water her.

• Sakura, while her name may mean so, is not a cherry blossom tree. Do not attempt to water her, either.

• I'm sure you're all aware that Neji is not a monkey.

• … and that Kakashi is not a dog.

• Kakashi is not a pirate, even though he has an "eye-patch".

• Rock Lee is not on crack, as hard as it is to believe.

• A kunai is not a toy.

• … nor was it ever made to be eaten.

• Never take a shower in Konoha without looking constantly over your shoulder, at least in a public bath (girls should be more paranoid, though boys could be if Orochimaru ever came about).

• Ask Kimimaro for a hand and you'll literally get one.

• Drinking milk (and a shit-load of it) will not give you the ability to pull out your own spine or other various bones.

• … but if you do, I hope to god you're near a hospital.

• I will not use Deidara for my photography class or any other camera-related purpose or use (i.e.: vacation)

• Do not place Gaara on a beach "just to see what happens".

• Konan will not do free origami.

• Do not make fun of Peine's multiple piercings. He'll kill you.

• Whether "Tobi" is secretly Obito back from the dead, or Madara, he is still an Uchiha and we can leave it at that.

• I will not create a "tourist attractions" brochure for Konoha featuring i.e. the "Grand Canyon" or the "Twin Peaks", etc. Tsunade and Anko (and many other women) will kill you.

• … however if you do make the brochure and they find out, blame it on Jiraiya.

• Chouji does not wear a training bra. Be nice.

• Do not question on just how Shikamaru passed as a shinobi even though he's incredibly lazy. Some things are better left unsaid.

• I will not mess with Shino's coat-zipper.

• Gaara's gourd is not a giant peanut. Do not attempt to eat it.

• Singing "Jitterbug" to Shino will most likely result in your death.

• … and so will singing "Enter Sandman" to Gaara.

• Abiding to these rules will most likely allow you to live in the Naruto Realm without death, injury, or other terrible obscenities. Choosing to ignore any of the above rules will most likely result in … well, death, injury, or other terrible obscenities. We strongly recommend you follow and abide to these rules and … well, just don't piss anyone off and you're good to go.

And you survived again. Congrats. Not much to say, really. Hope you're laughing. Or maybe you're not, I dunno.

Naruto: ... I was laughing even though they were kinda cruel to us.

M-D13: ... ... ... I think that was a compliment o.o Uh... anyways...

R&R. Any and all flames will either be ignored or given to Sasuke for his various fire-related needs.

Sasuke: Hn...

MD13: Yeah. You said it, tough guy -rolls eyes- ... Anyways. Yeah. See ya, thanks for reading!