Reverend Lovejoy

"Hey Bart, be good,"

"Uhhh…. What?"

"I don't know… I was just suppose to come down here and say be good, change your life and stop being just a typical teenager, gosh drugs, sex and porn get you no where, just look at your father,"

"You're weird," He closes the door tightly and I am forced to stare at a door that looks like it's been raped too many times.

"Well, I failed at that," I think to myself as I head home. When I enter my home I see my wife and my daughter having lesbian sex.

"Damn it, what have we become?"

"What honey… awwh yeah Jessica,"

"We have been sinful and twisted…. Don't you think we are going to go to hell if we continue doing this?"

"Daddy, hell isn't real… mummy, mummy, MUMMY!!!!!!!!" I ignore the sweet sounds their voices make and go to my bedroom. I can't help but to think what has become of this happy little town. A decade ago it was a happy town without the use of drugs, sex and sins. Now every corner of every street has a drug dealer, 10 yr old prostitute and a bible burning fire.

Everything has changed since the Burn's years as Mayor, after that the town became more sinful than Harry Potter. Oh beautiful Harry, what will happen now that you're tied down to Gina… or so I have heard? I haven't actually read the new book and I feel ashamed about that.

During the Burn's years the laws were totally changed which set the basis for the Moe years and soon their will be a new Mayor and without laws what is going to happened to this town? Are we all doomed for hell? Why was I too blind to see the truth?

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The nightmares had awaken me up but I realised it was already pretty late.

"Honey, why didn't you tell me it was 6 am?" I ask as I walk into the kitchen and see that my family has already started to clean up.

"You looked so peaceful when you were sleeping and when your dead,"

"What?"

"I dunno, here's your breakfast," I see the food my precious harlot had cooked and decide to scoff it down. The church had been attend so regularly by people but no one seemed to take it seriously, it's more a place where you go to after you sin and ask for forgiveness before you go and commit another sin.

As I step out of the house I am automatic embraced by the warm and loving sun but at the same time my eyes are blasted with visions of evil. A 10 yr old drug dealer was having sex with his 8 yr old prostitute while selling her drugs. And my eyes and ears were filled with the dark and distorted sounds of horrible beautiful hardcore sex.

I run to the church too see a gang of punks spraying graffiti, I enter the church too see a common orgy of sex and people gathering around to watch and masturbate or sometimes join in. The holy water has been urinated in and everything is wrong. I had turned my back against God and I did the only thing that I could do properly. I walked to alter, dropped on my knees and started praying. I prayed for my sins, for their sins, for a solution and so much more.

In the darkness of the church I saw a bright light and a voice spoke to me.

"Reverend Lovejoy, you must change this town, you're the only that can, you and your followers,"

"What followers? Are you God?"

"You will find followers… Am I God? Well I might be or you might just be experiencing good old psychosis," The voice fades and I was still lost and confused on what I could do and what followers I could possibly find.

"Reverend Lovejoy?" A voice who I have only heard too often rings in my ears. A man that was so religious that it drove me nuts but he ended moving as soon as Burns was Mayor and created sick and demented laws and rules that do not comply with religion.

"Flanders… your back?" I stare at what's probably the most holy family ever to live in Springfield. The boys have grown into young men that look as kind and honest as a younger me.

"Yeah…."

"Great you got to help me for once…."

"Ok, what do you need reverenido?"

"I need you to help me make this a good, noble, religious town once again,"