Title: How To Woo Stork

Disclaimer: I own this like I have self control...-grins-and I don't.

Summary: Finn, trying to find a way to get Stork to really notice him, tries to come up with a plan. But, when that fails, the other Storm Hawks come to the rescue. Though, will Stork's paranoia cause him to realize what is going on?

Warnings: Slash, guy-on-guy, yaoi...whatever you call it, it's happenin', my grammar/ spellin', OOC-ness, will get graphic later, maybe, I dunno, and quite possibly, anythin' I can thing of, and any ideas ya'll have.

Side notes: New to the whole Storm Hawks thing, but hopelessly addicted. If some things are messed up, and/or missing, that's why.

Thoughts

Chapter Two

Aerrow's jaw dropped, relaying the shock that he was feeling. Piper on the other hand coughed slightly, barely able to keep herself from choking on her own saliva. "...Umm...did you just say Stork?" Piper said, watching as Finn's face darkened even more. He nodded, not trusting his voice any more. "That's...um..."

"...Not something you hear every day," Aerrow said, filling the silence that had seeped throughout the room.

"Well, I hope not," Finn muttered, hoping that no one else had confessed that they were hopelessly in love with the green, paranoid merb. Otherwise, I've got to have a talk with that person...a long, slightly violent talk.

"Well," Piper cut in, regaining her composure. "I still think we can help." Finn's head snapped up as he looked at the girl.

"Really?" he asked, wondering if he had somehow misheard her. She nodded and the blonde sighed in relief. "Thanks, guys, I'd really owe you one!" Aerrow smiled, seeing how Finn seemed to calm down a bit once he heard that he was going to be receiving some help.

"Well, have you already thought of what you are going to do?" Piper asked, wondering how much thinking their blonde friend had put into this.

"...Well...you see-"

"Oh, come on, Finn! This isn't something that you can just wing!" she countered. "This is a delicate thing! Besides, this is Stork we're talking about!"

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Finn snapped back, feeling the need to defend the absent pilot.

"I didn't mean it like that," Piper said, easily seeing the anger in her other teammate's eyes. "I just meant that, knowing Stork, we have to be careful enough so he won't figure out what we have planned."

"Still, Piper," Aerrow chimed in. "That did sound bad."

"...I know," she sighed while Finn nodded. "But, not the point. Okay, Finn, how would you like to tell him?"

He seemed to ponder this for a while, saying, "I don't...really know." She rolled her eyes at the blonde, while Aerrow smiled. "I just don't want to...you know...freak him out."

"Good! That's a start," the redhead said.

"So, let's come up with a plan," Piper said, wondering how he should go about with this. "How would you tell a girl that you like her?"

A puzzled look overcame his face. "What does that have-" He received a pointed look from the girl, and decided to answer her question. "-Well, I'd take her out on a romantic date, and- NO! No way, Piper!"

She grinned in a way that Finn could only describe of as evil. "Well, why not?"

"'Cause Stork's a guy!"

"And? Would you take Stork out on a date if he was a girl?" An image came to Aerrow's mind, making him smile in amusement. After all, what was not entertaining about Stork in a bright dress with his hair and nails done?

"That's not what I meant! Hell, I'd take take him out now!" This made Piper smile brightly at his confession. "It's just...well...I don't know if he likes me back. And even if he does, Stork's not the type to go out for a fancy dinner on a date."

"Awww," she cooed. "You really care about Stork's feelings!"

"Of course I do!" Finn said, sounding a touch offended by the accusation. "But I'm not gonna drag him out on a date."

"Well, you don't have to take him out," Aerrow said, a grin spreading across his face.

"Huh?" Finn asked, puzzled once again. "What does that mean?"

"Of course!" Piper said, realizing what the leader was trying to say. "You can have a romantic date with Stork in the Condor. Quickly, get me some paper!" Finn reached under his pillow and pulled out the notebook and pen, quickly drawing out the plans that were racing through her mind.

"There's no way that's going to work!" Finn said, crossing his arms across his chest. "Plus, he'd figure out that something's going on the moment that happens." He pointed to something that she had written down, making her face scrunch up in thought again.

"That is true," Aerrow commented, carefully looking over her plans. Taking the pen from her grasp, he made a few minor adjustments. "How's that?"

"It's perfect!" Piper said, smiling brightly along with Aerrow. Finn still looked skeptical.

End of Chapter Two

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