-1Reverend Lovejoy

"Look honey, this is my big night, I need your support, I need both of your support," I plead with my family who look day dreamingly at the T.V.

"Look Tim, God never brought me any of pleasures of life before, we had to do it ourselves through his restrictions, so called sin…" Helen explained.

"But honey, me and you have been together for what… 30 years? All I have ever asked for is your support," Helen stares deep into my eyes, judging me in a way she only does.

"Ok honey I'll be there,"

"That's great, what about you, are you still daddy's little girl?"

"Dad… don't make me choose between sin and you,"

"It's precisely what I'm asking," I say to her and she looks at me angry, angry that I had made her choose.

"I'm sorry dad,"

"Jessica, I love you, I don't want you to go to hell,"

"dad…." She said before running up the stairs.

"Don't worry about her, look at my handsome darling, that suit is kind of sexy," Says Helen putting her arms around me, stroking my face was her smooth hands.

"Helen, please I have only 20 minutes to be down there, lets get going," I say as we exit our house. I glance at my daughter's window, her eyes are glued in the direction of the church. She looks down at me after a while, I can't help but wave but she doesn't do reply. Her eyes are stone cold.

We drive towards the church, already there seems to be some cars in the car park. As I enter the back room of the church I see my helpers all ready. Alex and Bart were chatting away, the Flanders were praying and Lisa and Allison were reading the bible.

"You guys ready?" I ask them as they look up, apparently they only realised me and Helen walked in. Time quickly passes by and I find myself standing in front of a crowd.

"This town has fallen into sin, God is our shelter and refugee if we do not believe in him then we are due for hell, burning screaming, trapped forever. All sinners dying over and over again, the most miserable place where Satan will be your rule of pain and misery." I shall as certain town folk pay attention.

"What proof is there of this God?"

"If incest is wrong then who did Adam and Eve's child fuck to populate the world?"

"How could the big bang be wrong?"

There questions leave me in silence, I didn't expect that. I start to read scriptures about hell and quickly let Alex take the stage.

"Okay I know that some of you are against religion, don't believe in a God but does that really matter in a moment like this?" Alex starts….

"This society has gone wrong with their sins, darkness has embellished our tiny, joyful town. Parents having sex with children, children selling drugs and there are no limitations to what is wrong,"

"Those things give us pleasure,"

"Pleasure maybe but, we have gone to far, we are ruining our chances of going forward. The bible is filled with stories, stories that if we live our day by then we will be deceit people, maybe there is no heaven, but we could make this place our own heaven, letting kids grow up without drugs, alcohol and sex. Adults working instead of doing drugs…. A clean world with no naughty things, at least a limit to the bad stuff,"

"Yeah she is right!!" Half of the crowd start cheering. Suddenly the door bursts open and Mr Burns and his former employee walk into to the church. Everyone is in silence as he walks into the room.

"Good speech little girl,"

"The devil worshipping old bastard," Bart says as he walks to the stage as well.

"Bart Simpson, you are supporting them?"

"Of cause, this town has gone to far,"

"There isn't a town in the history of the world that has gone to far, our desires allow us to live in a society filled with freedom." I decided to take a stand and defend what is right.

"Freedom is a great thing but no one in this world is capable of having complete freedom and not abusing it, you have sold our society short,"

"Well, Well that might be so but who is going to stop my laws?"

"Your not mayor anymore old man,"

"That might be true but senator Waylon is in for election, no opposing side so in 4 months time he shall be Mayor and my laws in placed for ever, see I never realised something in my years, my laws have been place for renew every 4 years for 50 years but we have found a loop hole in the town's law. We can make our rules stand for ever, never to be destroy just like the bill of rights,"

"Well, he isn't going to be Mayor, I am!!!" I say at him and instantly the town seemed split, some cheering for me, more cheering for Smithers.