Title: How To Woo Stork

Disclaimer: I own this like I have self control...-grins-and I don't.

Summary: Finn, trying to find a way to get Stork to really notice him, tries to come up with a plan. But, when that fails, the other Storm Hawks come to the rescue. Though, will Stork's paranoia cause him to realize what is going on?

Warnings: Slash, guy-on-guy, yaoi...whatever you call it, it's happenin', my grammar/ spellin', OOC-ness, will get graphic later, maybe, I dunno, and quite possibly, anythin' I can thing of, and any ideas ya'll have.

Side notes: New to the whole Storm Hawks thing, but hopelessly addicted. If some things are messed up, and/or missing, that's why.

Thoughts

Chapter Five

Aerrow noticed how the merb tensed when he walked past him. "What's with the respirator, Stork?" he asked, barely catching the slight twitch of his eye.

"Oh, th-this?" the pilot replied nervously. "Nothing is with it..." Aerrow looked at him carefully before his eyes widened in understanding.

"Stork, you don't have to worry, Finn doesn't have any contagious disease, he's fine." That's just what someone who's infected would say when they want to catch you off guard... Stork thought, tempted to run out of the room and put the entire airship on lock down.

Aerrow noticed how the merb still looked tense. "Stork, no one's infected, everyone is fine, so don't worry." Seeing that this did not do anything towards his behavior, he sighed. "What do I have to do to convince you?"

"...Leave...and take a chemical bath after isolation..." Stork replied, making a mental note to throw everything that the other Storm Hawks had touched into a decontamination chamber. Wait...do we even have one? ...If not...I'll build one!

"Stork," the redhead said, smiling slightly. "Really, you don't have to worry." They both turned around as they heard Radarr running nearby. "Radarr?" The co-pilot ran into the room, climbing onto his shoulder. Now, Stork had focus on the both of them, eying them carefully. Radarr's been infected too...they all must be... And it's only a matter of time before I am, too...

The co-pilot squawked, pointing at Stork. This really had the merb's attention, making him feel even more nervous. They're planning something! They...they all are! They're all out to get me! Probably to kill me first!...Hopefully, they'll be quick...but they won't.

"Stork?" Aerrow called, getting the pilot's attention. He placed his hand gently on his shoulder, hoping not to startle him. "Are you feeling okay?"

The green pilot's eyes widened. "GET AWAY!!!" he shouted, jumping back from the pair. Aerrow looked confused as he reached out for the merb, worried that he might hurt himself as he jumped. "No!" Stork started to run out of the room as if he were on fire.

Fearing for what the jittery teenager could do in this state, Aerrow lunged at him, tackling him to the ground. "Stork! Calm down!" Stork struggled wildly against the tight hold, thrashing. This made the leader resort to pinning him to the ground.

"Radarr! Hold down his legs so Stork won't hurt himself!" he shouted, knowing that he would.

"What the hell?!" Finn shouted, making Stork, Radarr, and Aerrow look up at their other teammates. The redhead was sittingfirmly on the small of Stork's back, holding his arms behind his back while Radarr had his hands firmly on Stork's calves.

"What's going on?" Piper asked, noticed how Finn seemed to be trapped somewhere between murdering Aerrow and Radarr, and helping the wriggling Stork.

"Off! Off!!" Stork screeched, still managing to thrash against the redhead's hold. "Get off of me, now!"

"Stork thinks that we're all infected because of Finn, I touched his shoulder and he just flipped!" Aerrow said, his voice wavering as he fought to hold him down. "I think he might end up hurting himself or one of us!"

"I think you need to get off!!" Stork growled, feeling the need to run. I'm infected! I'm going to die! I don't have a cure for this! I don't even know what it is

"Oh, yeah," Finn commented, sulking. "Your plan's working perfectly so far, Piper."

"Stork!" Piper shouted, getting him to look at her. "Finn doesn't have any virus!"

"Coming from someone who he's infected!" Stork replied. All of a sudden, he stopped, alerting the others and making them wonder what he was up to now. "Oh, it's all over now..." The others exchanged worried glances. "It's too late to not die from it!"

"Stork, you're not-" Junko started to say.

"One question," the pilot said calmly, turning his head to look at them all. "Who's watching where the Condor is headed?" Everyone's eyes widened before they ran out of the room, leaving only Stork and Aerrow.

"...Are you okay, now?" he asked, getting off of the merb. He reached down and helped the pilot to his feet.

"Why not? I figure I've only got about twenty-four hours to live before my organ dissolve, killing me slowly," he muttered, looking nervous again.

"Stork, I've been telling you, Finn's not diseased. We found out what was bothering him."

"Is it an infection, then? 'Cause those can be just as bad!"

Aerrow chuckled. "No. Nothing like that. Finn's just...been thinking a lot lately. I think it was beginning to stress him out, which was why he as so quiet. Soon, he'll be back to normal."

"Soon?"

"Yeah, hopefully by the time we land. But we have to get back to the controls." Aerrow put his hand on Stork's shoulder, carefully looking at him for his reaction. He smiled widely when he saw that the merb only flinched from his touch instead of freaking out like he just did.

"Come on, let's go to the others," the leader said, starting to walk down the hallway with Stork right at his side.

End of Chapter Five

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