Reverend Lovejoy
"This is a savage hypocrisy, liberty has been enjoyed by all but all have taken it too far." I say as half the crowd boo and the other half cheer. Me and Waylon are equal, this is something I didn't expect. There isn't even a little advantage any where that I could see.
"Well that's fair enough Reverend but can't you say that you haven't enjoyed the republican rule over you?" I have to admit that Burn's laws at first annoyed me but I ended up enjoying it more than anyone.
"I have sinned, as all of you have but I'm prepared to change and I want to save your souls from totally damnation."
"That is good and all but I would like to ask some questions now." Ned says a little annoyed, he was monitoring this debate and even though it was sponsored by Fox we were all waiting for some questions.
"Firstly, what impact do you think you would have on Springfield if you were elected Waylon Smithers?"
"Well I wouldn't need to have any impact, my boss has ensured that the town's folk have what they want, when they want."
"That is a load of devil's crap. I am all for freedom but I think the boundaries have been pushed too far." The town was evenly matched and the debate couldn't go further cause the town broke into riot. It was like a sex pistols concert or something with all the destruction.
"Hey this is so your fault." Waylon says as we run out the back leaving the town to destroy each other like two lightning bolts and a freak tsunami.
"It was not." I say a little annoyed.
"Your such a stupid little twat."
"Well you were a republican."
"So was Abraham Lincoln."
"Well that's the only good republican president."
"What about Ronald Regan?"
"Ok two…"
"And how about…"
"Oh shut up you. Democrats are better because we don't promote useless wars." That was end of the stupid political shit, we decided to go out for a coffee and a drink after wards.
"You know, I never hated what Burns did to our town." I say drunk.
"No, no your right… we went to far." He says as he starts masturbating in a bar with 7 or 8 other guys watching.
"Hey, it's a free town… enjoy it while it lasts." I couldn't help but take a photo of this on my phone.
Bart
"Everyone is too fucking political," I tell Alex. Damn she looks so fine I could kill her.
"Well as long as democrats win…" She replies.
"What the fuck is a democrat?" I ask.
"Oh… k…." She replies almost as if I'm stupid or something. I don't know what we are suppose to do to help the Rev. We could shoot some polar bears or something but I don't know how that could help. Maybe the polar bears will vote republican, it will help then.
"I'm so lonely, that's okay shave my crotch." Milhouse says walking near us.
"Uhh ok." I say as he pulls down his pants and I start shaving his nuts.
"Not so hard Bart." He replies.
"Man, you haven't touched this shit in ages, I can't even see your penis."
"Well I wanted to go for the 70s porn star look."
"Wow your penis is really small, I love a small penis… how can I make it longer?" Alex says.
"Well mine is small."
"Threesome?" Milhouse asks and we nod. I wonder if this is hypocritical cause we are kind of trying to stop this shit. I don't really care Alex is hot and I get the front hopefully.