Title: How To Woo Stork

Disclaimer: I own this like I have self control...-grins-and I don't.

Summary: Finn, trying to find a way to get Stork to really notice him, tries to come up with a plan. But, when that fails, the other Storm Hawks come to the rescue. Though, will Stork's paranoia cause him to realize what is going on?

Warnings: Slash, guy-on-guy, yaoi...whatever you call it, it's happenin', my grammar/ spellin', OOC-ness, will get graphic later, maybe, I dunno, and quite possibly, anythin' I can thing of, and any ideas ya'll have.

Side notes: New to the whole Storm Hawks thing, but hopelessly addicted. If some things are messed up, and/or missing, that's why.

Thoughts

Chapter Eight

After Aerrow had left, telling them that he need to take care of something, a suspicious excuse for Stork, Junko had told him that he was going to go get something sweet to snack on. "Want something, Stork?" the wallop asked, not knowing if the merb had even eaten breakfast, yet alone lunch.

"Not now," he muttered, looking curiously at the map Piper had instructed him to follow. He heard the wallop walk away as he carefully looked between the map and out of the window. Taking his focus off of steering for a moment, Stork pulled down the sight for one of the periscopes, looking at the ground below the Condor.

That's...not right... Stork thought, glancing back at the map. Really not right! Maybe...the map is wrong? Doing a double check...for the fourth time, Stork compared the location of the Condor to the map, finding that he still came to the same conclusion.

Maybe there's something wrong with my eyes? I'm hallucinating! That must be it. ...I must be really out of it to be hallucinating this...or maybe I'm not... Maybe it's one of those diseases! Or Finn's infection! They lied to me! Next my hearing will go, then all motor skills, until I go into cardiac arrest and respiratory failure, leading to a slow death!

But...just in case...I should probably call the others down here, just to make sure I won't die in the few hours. ...But if this is a hallucination...wouldn't they just say what I think they are going to? If so, should I even call them down here? After all, they could just come without me calling...

"Screw it," he muttered flipping the switch for the PA system. "Umm, guys...and Piper?" Don't want to make her any angrier than she already is... "You might want to get over here...now!" Way to not seem frantic... At least it will take them about a minute or two to get here.

"What's going on, Stork?" Finn asked. Or maybe thirty seconds, Stork thought.

"See for yourself," the merb replied, pointing directly in front of him. The others looked out of the large windows, giving Stork a puzzled look.

"Trees?" Aerrow asked. "They're just trees Stork."

"But, look at the map, and our coordinates!" They all glanced at the map he was pointing to, checking it out along with the airship's guidance system.

"That can't be right," Piper said, her face scrunching up in thought.

"It says that we should be over Tropica by now," Aerrow said, looking confused.

"But we're over trees, not a hot, wet beach," Finn added, imagining Stork in his swim trunks.

"Exactly!" Stork said. "Something's wrong!" And now I know that it isn't me...or is it?

"Stork, land the Condor," Aerrow said. "I want to get a closer look at this Terra." Nope, this can't be a hallucination, because I would never want to have Aerrow make me explore this place.

"Finn," Piper said, smiling. "We can use the plan, now, but I don't have the romantic meal made yet."

"So, it looks like it might just be time for Plan B," Aerrow said.

"But, that means that I just have to tell him," Finn said, sounding defeated and nervous.

"Well, it's either that or wait until later?"

"...I'll do it." After all, I can't wait for much longer, Finn thought.

"Do what?" Stork asked as he slowly brought the Condor to the ground. They are definitely up to something! Stork thought.

"Nothing!" The others quickly said, feeling the airship gently land on the Terra.

"Okay, here's how we'll do this," Aerrow said. "Piper, Junko, Radarr, and me will go explore in two groups of two, while Finn and Stork make sure that nothing happens to the Condor."

Oh, yeah, definitely up to something!! Stork thought frantically.

"Well be back in a few hours," Piper said, smiling wolfishly. "You can still reach us by radio, if needed." Everyone nodded before they left, leaving the merb and blonde alone in the large carrier.

"Ummm..." Finn said, his face turning a light shade of pink. "Stork, there's something that I need to tell you."

Of course you do, Stork thought darkly. Now's when I find out that I'm about to drop dead, painfully, of course. ...Or Finn attacks me.

"This isn't easy to say," he continued. Of course not, the merb thought. "So I'm just going to come right out and say it." Stork stood stiffly, his eye twitching as Finn came closer to him. He could clearly hear the blonde's heavy breathing, instantly thinking that he was trying to infect him.

Yet, Stork found that he could not more away from the blonde. Something just drew him to Finn, making him want to stay close to he pale human.

Here it comes! Stork thought.

Here goes nothing! Finn thought.

Finn wrapped his right arm around the pilot's waist, hearing the merb's breath hitch at the sudden contact. The blonde then placed his left hand on his cheek as he close the gap, pressing their lips together. He closed his eyes as he gently kissed Stork, hoping not to frighten him.

On the other hand, Stork's eyes were wide. He wasn't sure it they were wide solely due to his surprise, but his was sure that it wasn't due to fear. Was not expecting that Quickly enough, he close his eyes also and began to kiss the blonde back.

Feeling the taller, thinner body press back against he own, Finn smiled widely, knowing that Stork could feel it during their kiss. He pressed closer also, feeling his arms wrap around his neck as they kissed.

Finn broke the kiss, his face a darker shade of red as he looked at Stork with lidded eyes. He noticed that the merb's face had also turned a few shades darker. They both panted and suddenly, the blonde sharpshooter grinned.

"Can I take that as a sign that you like me back?" he asked, hoping that he was right.

Once the kiss was broken, Stork licked his lips, savoring in the taste of the blonde. Hearing the question that was asked of him, he slowly put two and two together.

So, that's what the issue with Finn was! he thought, the corners of his lips curling in a small smile. Instead of saying anything, he closed the gap between them, putting more passion into the kiss.

Finn slid his hand into Stork's hair as the merb kissed him. I can't believe it! He actually likes me!! YES!!! Realizing this, he eagerly kissed back. His other hand slid down the pilot's narrow hips, wandering over the tight, yet still loose uniform.

End of Chapter Eight

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crystalxbaby: Glad you like it, sweetie!

Linnsche: Awww, no reason to be ashamed, Hon. -Smiles-Nothin' to forgive! -Laughs-That I do! They're so much fun...for me... 'Sides, it makes thin's more interesting!

horribly random: -Laughs-I can honestly say I've never thrown pebbles at my sisters. Blunt, heavy objects whippped at them, sure, but never pebbles. Well, here's your next chapter!

Vaishin: Thanks! -Laughs-Seein' how it's Stork, he prob'ly, does. I know! CN just like to mess with people...often. It's a very healthy diet! You have a Stork plushie? ...I need one...or fifty! -Grins evilly-Right now, I'll just make do with Stork(if only I owned him-thinks pervertedly- and Finn!)! I'd like to think that they know, that way, they have some brains. O.o Must...have...plushie! Finn'll make everythin' better! -Smiles-Well, we'll have to find out if he does, now won't we? Why yes, yes I am! But it's so much fun! Here's an update!

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