Title: How To Woo Stork

Disclaimer: I own this like I have self control...-grins-and I don't.

Summary: Finn, trying to find a way to get Stork to really notice him, tries to come up with a plan. But, when that fails, the other Storm Hawks come to the rescue. Though, will Stork's paranoia cause him to realize what is going on?

Warnings: Slash, guy-on-guy, yaoi...whatever you call it, it's happenin', my grammar/ spellin', OOC-ness, will get graphic later, maybe, I dunno, and quite possibly, anythin' I can thing of, and any ideas ya'll have.

Side notes: New to the whole Storm Hawks thing, but hopelessly addicted. If some things are messed up, and/or missing, that's why.

Thoughts

Chapter Nine

Stork jumped slightly when he felt Finn's hands clutch at his ass. He soon relaxed, but was startled again when he felt the sharpshooter's tongue slide against his lips.

Before he could decided whether to open his mouth or not, they heard the main radio on the Condor crackle to life.

"Stork!" Aerrow's voice called out. "You have to come see this! Bring Finn with you!"

Great timing! Finn thought sarcastically as he and Stork parted again, breathless.

"You two won't believe this!" Piper said. Finn rolled his eyes, making Stork shrug slightly as he barely smiled. The pilot went over to the controls, hearing the blonde walking right behind him.

"We'll be down right away," Stork replied after he turned on the radio.

"Well, let's go, then," Finn said, sulking slightly. Man, I get the perfect chance, take it, and still something manages to stop me. Stork nodded, knowing that the blonde was feeling a bit disappointed by the sudden turn his day had taken.

Should I comfort him? But...I've never done that before... How could I make him feel better? Stork thought, knowing that he had to do something fast. Finn shouldn't look so sad...or upset. ...It's just not Finn. If I were to make him happy...what should I do? ...Well, what would Finn do?

Thinking quickly, Stork's mind reasoned out one thing he could do. But it was something that he would never do.

It's worth it, he decided. If just to remove that look from his face. Stork leaned over and placed a chaste kiss on Finn's cheek as they walked out of the room. The blonde paused while the merb continued to walk, the both of them blushing lightly.

Almost instantly, Finn grinned widely. He quickly walked over to catch up with the pilot, still grinning. "What was that for?" His voice was almost teasing, and Stork could feel his face heating up again. Stork looked away, making sure not to look at Finn, while the blonde kept trying to be seen. "Come on, you can tell me. I want to know!"

The pilot swallowed, hoping that the blonde would drop the subject before they reached the others. Knowing him, he won't, Stork thought, knowing that he would have to answer the human's question or listen to him ask until he eventually forgot. That's too long of a wait. They walked off of the Condor, finding everything to be covered in a thick fog and surrounded by the trees.

Stork sighed, deciding to just bite the bullet...figuratively, of course. "It got rid of that look, didn't it?" he muttered, knowing that the blonde would clearly hear him.

"Awww," Finn cooed, still grinning brightly. Stork's face turned even darker as he blushed.

All of a sudden, the merb stopped, and Finn stopped also. Though, the blonde was wondering what was wrong the the merb. "Ugh," the pilot moaned, slapping his own forehead.

"What's up?"

"They forgot to mention which direction they had taken," Stork said, turning around and preparing to go back on to the Condor.

"Where'd the Condor go?"

"That's...a good question."

"Aw, man, we're lost!"

"Shh! You don't want to alert anything that could be wandering around out here!" Stork hissed, clamping his hand over Finn's mouth. "Anything could be waiting to attack!" He removed his hand once he saw and felt Finn's nod.

"So, how are we going to get back? Or find the others?"

"We won't."

"Well, there's got to be something we can do..." Stork opened his mouth. "Besides dying!" He closed his mouth.

"...What about our radios?" the merb asked, wondering if they might be able to work in the fog.

"That's a great idea!"

"Shh!"

"Right, shh! Sorry."

"...It's all right. Just remember to be quiet."

"Got it." Finn reached into his pocket and took out his small radio. Turning it on, he silently prayed for it to work. "Aerrow? Piper? Junko? Radarr? Anyone there?"

"Finn?" They heard a static-y voice call. "You...speak...bit louder."

"This isn't good," Stork muttered. "The fog must be interfering with the signal."

"Can you fix it?"

"No."

"...Then, what do we do?"

"Try to find the Condor. But you might want to finish talking to Piper before ending the transmission."

"Oh, yeah. Forgot about that." Stork smiled slightly at the blonde while he waited for the call to end. "Piper? Where are you guys? We're stuck in a fog and can't find the Condor." They waited for a reply, but got none.

"I know I've said it before...but we're doomed."

End of Chapter Nine

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