Hey guys. Thanks for your reviews. Almost to 200!! Whoop de do! So long as you give the encouragement, I'll give the entertainment! So, here's the new chapter.

I Hate Road Trips

Inuyasha sat in the kitchen in his large mansion. It was the day before Christmas break, and only one more day till freedom!! Right now, Inuyasha was feasting on an entire jar of peanut butter. Kagome had made him taste some when he brung her the peanut butter. Now, he was addicted.

Sesshomaru walked in with a bored expression. "Hey Inuyasha, wanna go get- Is that my peanut butter you're feasting upon?"

Inuyasha looked up with an innocent expression. "Actually, it is. It's pretty good. Kagome made me taste some. Mmm."

Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes. "Get your grimy half-breed hands off of my peanut butter."

Inuyasha growled. "I dont see your name on it!"

Sesshomaru coughed, and signaled for Inuyasha to turn the jar around. Inuyasha looked on the side and there was a big label that read: SESSHOMARU'S PEANUT BUTTER! NOBODY TOUCH!!!!!!

Inuyasha sweatdropped. "Im still eating it." He said, taking one slow spoon of peanut butter and putting it in his mouth. To make a big show out of it.

"Mmm..." He said.

Sesshomaru's eyes widened. "How dare you! Put down the peanut butter, now!"

Inuyasha shook his head. "Nuh uh. Im hungry." He said, taking another teasing spoonful of peanut butter into his mouth.

"Yes! Yes! Oh God! There's a orgy in my mouth! Yes! Yes!" Inuyasha said, slamming his hands down on the counter.

Sesshomaru's eyes flashed red and he scowled. "Leggo of the God Damn peanut butter!!" He yelled.

Inuyasha took in another spoon of peanut butter and smacked his lips.

All was quiet. You could hear a pen drop. A cricket started making that annoying noise.

Without hardly uttering a word, Sesshomaru jumped over the counter and jumped onto Inuyasha's back.

Inuyasha tried to swing him off, but no such luck. Sesshomaru started choking Inuyasha with his fur.

"Ha! You cant eat peanut butter while you're choking, huh bitch!?" He yelled, tightening his hold.

Inuyasha hurriedly gulped down more peanut butter and yanked Sesshomaru's hair. Even that wouldn't distract Sesshomaru from getting his peanut butter back.

Inuyasha elbowed Sesshomaru in the stomach and scrambled from underneath him.

Sesshomaru pulled out his whip from the tips of his fingers and started to hit Inuyasha with it.

"Give back the God Damn peanut butter!!" Sesshomaru yelled, hitting him with the whip repeatedly.

Inuyasha shook his head as he ate more peanut butter. "No! It's mine!" He said, wiping a strip of blood from his face onto his claws.

"Blades of Blood!" He yelled, throwing them at Sesshomaru, then doing a back flip onto the other counter.

Sesshomaru dodged the blades. And tackled Inuyasha, and started to pull his hair. "Give me my peanut butter, half-breed!"

Inuyasha bit down on Sesshomaru's hand. "Never!" He said, laughing maniacally.

Sesshomaru yelped and grabbed his hand, while he sat on Inuyasha. "Give me the fucking peanut butter." He said, panting.

Inuyasha panted as well. "Hell...no." He said, taking another large portion of peanut butter into his mouth.

Sesshomaru growled and brung a chair down on Inuyasha's head. But, Inuyasha didn't give up. He yanked Sesshomaru's hair and kept pulling on it.

Sesshomaru screamed. "Ah! My beautiful silver tresses!!" He yelled, bitch-slapping Inuyasha across the face and reaching for the peanut butter.

Inuyasha's eyes widened at Sesshomaru's reaching hand. He stuck his entire tongue into the jar and started licking everything in it.

Sesshomaru's eyes widened in despair. "NOOO!!!" He said, pounding his hands on the tile floor while he watched Inuyasha take another triumphant bite of his peanut butter.

Inu No Taisho entered the room and shook his head at his two sons. "Sesshomaru, Inuyasha."

The two boys immediately looked up at their father's call. Inu No Taisho sighed.

"Inuyasha, stop eating Sesshomaru's peanut butter. Sesshomaru, stop crying over it. I came to tell you that we're going to Aspen again this year for you're Christmas break, with Miroku's family."

Inuyasha nodded. "Great. I'll go call Sango and the others."

Sesshomaru groaned. "I dont wanna be seen in public with a bunch of juniors! I'll be embarrassed!"

Inu No Taisho quirked a brow. "Weren't you just crying over lost peanut butter?"

Sesshomaru scoffed. "This Sesshomaru, cries over no delicious treat." He said, walking out of the kitchen.

Inu No Taisho shrugged. Then from the living room, you could hear Sesshomaru wailing.

"MY PEANUT BUTTER!!! DAMN YOU, HALF-BREED!!"

Izayoi was walking past Sesshomaru and into the kitchen. "Stop all that harsh language!" She said, going into the kitchen.

Inu No Taisho hugged his wife and a perplexed expression. "I think those boys will be the death of us."

Izayoi nodded. "One seventeen year old, and one eighteen year old. Who both love peanut butter. Yup, they'll be the death of us, alright."

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"You want me to go to Aspen with you?" Kagome asked, as she laid back more in her chair.

Inuyasha nodded. "Yeah, you're a friend and all, so why not? Shippo, Miroku, and Sango are coming too."

Kagome shrugged. "I might. How are we getting there?"

"Well, my dad is letting the teens drive. So, it'll be me, you, Miroku, Sesshomaru, Kagura, Rin, and Shippo and Sango."

"Wasn't those two goths you mentioned?"

Inuyasha nodded. "They both have a thing for Sesshomaru. So, they're both coming."

Just then, Kouga entered the media center they were in, and plopped down next to Kagome, wrapping one arm around her waist possessively.

Kagome inwardly groaned. "Hey Kouga-kun, what are you doing here?"

Kouga smirked. "Do I need a reason to come see my woman?"

Kagome's goth behavior suddenly snapped back in place and she rolled her eyes. "Whatever."

Inuyasha growled. "What the hell do you want mangy wolf? You see us talking here!"

Kouga growled. "Listen, mutt-face, Kagome is mine and no one else's. I can come around her if I feel the need to. Now go lick yourself clean or something."

Inuyasha's eyes flashed red. " Kagome, I'll see ya later. Think over what I said." He said, getting up and walking out of the media center.

Kagome scowled. "Dammit Kouga, you didn't have to be so mean."

Kouga scowled. "Why would you care? He's some preppy half-breed mutt."

"But he's my friend."

"Kagome, far as Im concerned you dont need any other friends besides me."

Kagome scoffed. "Pig." She said, trying to remove his hand from her waist.

"Wolf." Kouga said smirking, as he tightened his hold on her waist.

Kagome looked around. "Dont make a scene here. Please dont."

Kouga growled, leaning in closer to her. "I'll do whatever I damn well want to." He said, hooking one claw under her chin.

Kagome stood up abruptly. She could get around a lot better now without those damnable crutches. She was fully healed now. "Kouga, go screw yourself." She said, touching the hand that was on her waist lightly with a huge surge spiritual power.

Kouga hissed and immediately drew his hand back. Kagome stormed her way out of the school's media center.

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"Careful, Miroku! That's my make-up suitcase!!" Sango yelled, as she helped Miroku ease her suitcase onto the top of Inuyasha's Range Rover.

Inuyasha shook his head as he found himself loading three suitcases worth of Shippo's candy onto the top of the truck as well. It was the day to leave for Aspen and all the teens were arranging their luggage in the car. Sesshomaru had got a suitcase with a lock on it for his peanut butter and Inuyasha had his own as well.

Inuyasha sighed. Too bad Kagome wasn't here.

Shippo patted him on the back as he ate the new chocolate Skittles. "Cheer up, buddy. Taste the chocolate rainbow." He said, dropping one Skittle onto Inuyasha's hand.

Inuyasha sighed. "Yeah, yeah, you taste my foot up your ass." He mumbled, as he went to the front of the car.

"Alright, everybody! We're getting ready to leave in two minutes! Any bathroom breaks, take care of it now!" He said.

Everyone nodded and ran inside the mansion for the bathroom use. Inuyasha shook his head.

"Inuyasha!"

He heard a female voice scream, and he looked up to see Kagome sliding towards him on a large trail of ice.

"Ahh!" He yelled, as Kagome landed on him. Well, more on top of him.

Kagome smirked. "Thought I wouldn't show up, eh?"

Inuyasha smirked as well. "Well, hello to you to, Kagome. You must be really happy to see me."

Kagome blushed red as she figured what he meant. She slowly slid off of him. "Oh shut up."

Inuyasha laughed and stood up and held his hand out for her to take. She did so, and then everyone else came out of the house.

Sango grumbled. "Stupid hentaii..." She said under her breath, as she came out.

Then, she finally took notice of Kagome. "Kagome! What are you doing here?"

Kagome smirked. "May seem a little unexpected, but Im coming on that trip to Aspen with you guys."

Sango smiled. "That's great, I need another friend here that isn't a guy or obsessed with Sesshomaru."

Inuyasha took Kagome's black suitcase and lifted on top of the truck and strapped it down. "There. Tell the others to hurry the hell up. I wanna hit the road before the ice thickens more on the roads."

Sango nodded. "Be right back." She said, running back into the Takahashi Estate.

Inuyasha turned to Kagome. "So, how'd things go with Kouga?"

Kagome cocked a brow. "Uh, you could say it went well. He's just jealous over me having a guy for a friend. He's... always been like that."

Inuyasha nodded. And I guess a friend is all I'll ever be. " As long as you're alright. Oh, here come the others."

Kagome turned around to see the whole gang plus some others leaving the large mansion.

Sesshomaru walked up to Inuyasha. "Little brother, hand over the keys."

Inuyasha growled. "Hell no. This is my truck, so Im gonna drive it."

"Im the elder brother, do as I say! Give me the keys!" Sesshomaru said, glaring at Inuyasha.

"No!"

Miroku sighed. "Inuyasha, just let Sesshomaru drive the car. You're giving me a migraine."

Inuyasha crossed his arms and 'feh'd. "Nope. It's my truck, Im gonna drive it."

Shippo scowled. "Just letting him drive the fucking truck or I'll shove my candy up you're ass!"

Everyone was silent.

Inuyasha coughed. "Sesshomaru, here are the keys. Im gonna go sit in the back, c'mon Kagome."

Kagome nodded slowly and went to go sit in the back of the truck.

Sango watched them get in the back, and then she turned to Miroku. "Im not sitting next to Shippo."

Miroku nodded. "Me neither. Let's get in the back with Inuyasha and Kagome." He said, sliding into the car. Sango nodded and followed. Shippo got in the car feeling good about himself, and Kagura and Rin shuffled in soon after. Sesshomaru got up front.

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It had been three hours, and so far, it had been the worst three hours of Kagome's life. They had made nine stops, all for Shippo's candy and not to mention, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru kept bickering. Kagura and Rin were fighting over Sesshomaru.

Sango had slapped Miroku for groping her, and had screamed 'hentaii!' every time she did.

Kagome sighed, as the next argument with Inuyasha and Sesshomaru started.

"Look, Im telling you, Barney is gay." Inuyasha said.

Sesshomaru scoffed. "Barney is my hero, he's not gay."

"Yes he is!"

"No he isn't!"

"Yes he is!"

"No he isn't!"

"Yes he is!"

"No he isn't!"

"Yes he is!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!!" Shippo yelled, as he stuck a lollipop into his mouth angrily. Kagome silently thanked Shippo, as she laid her head more on Inuyasha's shoulder.

Inuyasha blushed some, but decided to bask in the moment.

The car was silent. That is, until a loud smacking noise resonated through out the large vehicle. Everyone blinked and turned around slowly.

Everyone directed their questioning gazes towards Inuyasha.

Then, only Sesshomaru's voice was heard in the car as he continued to drive.

"Is that my jelly you're feasting upon?"

Okay, okay. I was a little lazy with this update. Ya see, I've been feeling kind of weak for a day or two, so I didn't feel up to typing something with a whole lot of effort. At least this one was funny. Dammit, being anemic sucks. Anyway, review and keep a lookout for the next chapter of 'Can You Help Me?' Entitled: No Time To Settle In: Hit The Stores!

With that said, Sayonara!