Title: How To Woo Stork

Disclaimer: I own this like I have self control...-grins-and I don't.

Summary: Finn, trying to find a way to get Stork to really notice him, tries to come up with a plan. But, when that fails, the other Storm Hawks come to the rescue. Though, will Stork's paranoia cause him to realize what is going on?

Warnings: Slash, guy-on-guy, yaoi...whatever you call it, it's happenin', my grammar/ spellin', OOC-ness, will get graphic later, maybe, I dunno, and quite possibly, anythin' I can thing of, and any ideas ya'll have.

Side notes: New to the whole Storm Hawks thing, but hopelessly addicted. If some things are messed up, and/or missing, that's why.

Thoughts

Chapter Thirteen

"N-n-na-na-" Stork stuttered, his face blushing deeply yet again.

"Got a problem, Stork?" Finn asked, grinning widely. He's so cute when speechless...and when he's talking... the blonde thought. Hell, he's always cute...and hot...and sexy... Save it for the springs, Finn!

"Na-na-nak-"

"Come on, Stork, it's not that hard to understand, is it?" The merb nodded as he looked incredulously at the sharpshooter. "It's gonna be just you...and me...undressed...pressed up against each other in the steamy water." Stork breathed deeply, trying to regain his ability to speak.

"B-but-"

"Come on, Stork," Finn purred, pressing himself closer to the merb as they continued to walk. "I still haven't gotten to taste everything, yet." He heard how Stork's breathing seemed to become more panicked, and Finn grinned. "And I still want to."

"But, th-the-"

"We'll just make sure we're far away from them," the blonde said, knowing what the pilot was trying to say. His grin widened. "Unless they want to listen it." Stork's eyes grew wide as he looked at the blonde. "Well, guessing from their earlier reactions, they don't."

"Y-you c-can't-"

"Can't what?" the blonde asked, keeping their bodies pressed together. "Can't wait? ...Of course not! Who could?"

"We're almost there, guys," Piper called out, relieving Stork.

"Great," Finn told her, ending the merb's short period of relief. Turning to Stork, he whispered, "Then, we can get going."

"M-maybe we should-"

"Oh, no you don't, Stork," Finn said, his hot breath breath warming the merb's neck. "You're coming with us, and we aren't letting you hide out in the Condor. Plus, you'll enjoy this. I guarantee it!"

"F-Finn...we can't just-"

"Sure we can! Not like it's that hard...well, yet! Give me a few minutes...or seconds." Stork felt his face grow hotter at the pun, knowing that the blonde said it on purpose.

"Here we are!" Aerrow said, getting their attention again. Finn eagerly looked at the area, grinning once he saw how big the springs were, and how large the clearing was.

"It's perfect!" the blonde shouted, grabbing onto Stork's wrist before running off to the farthest end of the springs, making the other Storm Hawks blush and look away. Not saying anything, the others began to walk to the opposite end of the springs, making sure that they could not see the blonde or merb from where they were.

Finn grinned as he sprinted, holding onto the thin wrist to keep track of Stork, who was sprinting right behind him. Once the blonde spotted the spring that was as far away as possible, he stopped suddenly, making the merb slam into his back and nearly fall down.

"Here we are, Stork," Finn purred, turning to look at the nervous merb. "Come on!" He grabbed onto Stork's shoulder's and without a moment's notice, he pressed their lips together. He felt Stork jump at the sudden movement, and the blonde wrapped his arms tightly around the merb's waist, pressing their bodies together.

Stork looked around widely at first before slowly relaxing into the blonde's embrace. Finn eventually broke the kiss, smiling brightly at the blushing merb.

"Bet the water's just right," he purred, pulling his own shirt over his head, revealing his pale chest to Stork. The pilot could not seem to keep his eyes off of the blonde, no matter how much he berated himself for it. "Gonna get undressed? Or just stare at me?" the blonde teased, slowly unfastening his pants.

This snapped Stork out of his staring, making his face heat up even more. "I th-think-"

"Try not to, Stork," Finn said, grinning devilishly as he pulled down his own pants. The merb felt all of his thought processes screech to a griding halt once he saw the tented blue boxers. "...Like what you see?" Stork stood there, unsure of how to respond. He tried desperately to think of how to respond, but could come up with nothing. Instead, he just nodded, making Finn chuckle.

"Are you going to get undressed any time soon?" the blonde pressed on, finding the pilot's stunned reaction to be arousing. Getting no response, his grin widened. "Looks like I'm going to have to help you out there, Stork." Finn leaned forward and gently pressed their lips together again, letting his hands slowly begin to de-robe the seemingly paralyzed pilot.

Soon, they were both standing there in just their boxers, Finn finding it amusing that Stork's boxers were a dark green with little skulls and crossbones decorating them. The blonde's were a light blue, decorated with clouds and smiling suns.

"Ready to take the final plunge?" Finn asked, leaving it up the Stork to determine whether he was talking about getting undressed, getting in the water, or going any farther in their relationship.

"P-plunge?" the merb stuttered, snapping out of his daze immediately. "W-what plunge?"

"Well, that's unless you want to try it standing up?" Finn teased, knowing that his paranoia would get the better of him.

"S-standing up? ...As in 'in plain sight'?"

"Or kneeling...but that could make things a bit difficult..."

"...I-in plain sight?!" His voice raise a bit in pitch as his eyes twitched and he glanced around them, seeing only steam and the forest.

"Well, it can't be that awkward..."

"Of course it can!"

"So...in the water, then?" Stork nodded, making Finn smile at how easy it was to manipulate the situation. "Great! So, let's get of our boxers!"

"...Wh-what?!"

"Well, you don't want to walk around later in wet boxers, do you? ...They'd get your pants all wet. Which would make taking those off rather pointless, don't you think?"

"...B-bu-but then we'll be-"

"Naked?" Stork nodded. "Well, isn't that the point?" The merb seemed to ponder this, before he slowly nodded, as if he was accepting that fact. "So, think you can get those off on your own? Or would you like some help with those bad boys, too?"

"I-I think I'll manage," he muttered, blushing wildly. Finn grinned before quickly pulling down his own boxers, making Stork's face darken drastically.

"See you in the water," Finn said, winking at the pilot before jumping into the spring.

Oh...oh...no... Please...p-please wake up! Stork thought, knowing that the blonde's eyes were glued to him. Th-this can't be happening! I-I-I can't be here...with Finn...whose naked...while I'm almost there... And I can't be this aroused!! ...This has to be a dream!

"Come on, Stork! The water's perfect. And besides, I'm not done with all of my tasting!"

...It's...not...a...dream... Is that good or bad?

End of Chapter Thirteen

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