This and the previous chapter are dedicated to Pandafoot, who gave me so many ideas that I think my head is gonna explode! Thank you Pandafoot! You rock! Also, in this fic sakura is 20 years old.

Dorothy:Itachi do the disclaimer before I bring Anna here.(Anna is a friend of mine, rabid Itachi fan girl)

Itachi: gulps then growls Ok,ok! Dorothy doesn't own naruto.

Dorothy: Why?

Itachi:Because if she did it would be called akatsuki and I would be one of the main characters. And because Masashi Kishimoto does.

Dorothy: Good boy. Have a cookie. Now on to the story.

Three hours later…

Sakura was done. She pulled her hair down and walked to the living room. She squealed as she looked at the now bright pink living room.

Sasori was watching TV with Deidara and was frowning like crazy. He couldn't believe that the HQ of an evil criminal organization was becoming…the lair of a pink beast… Kami-sama help them!

Sakura smirked satisfied. As the new medic ninja of Akatsuki, she had her own privileges.

She headed to the kitchen to see a bombarded field.

She screamed and when she was back to sanity, she called out "Dei-Dei! Tobi! Get your lazy asses here!"

As long as they were there, Sakura passed them a broom, a mop, a bucket and some house cleaning products. "I want this kitchen to be sparkling and painted light blue when I come back here!"

Deidara tried to complain but Tobi covered his mouth in the first smart act he ever did. Sakura nodded and went up to see poor Konan.

She found her on the bed twitching in her nightmares. She gently woke her up. "You don't have to worry anymore about them. Together we'll put them in line. Call your leader and tell him to stay where he is. I understand how difficult things are now." she said,trying to comfort her.

Konan looked at her in terror.

"You know what," Sakura continued. "I know the perfect treatment for those situations. Shopping!"

Konan's eyes brightened. They screamed happily and they went off to take showers. Then Sakura put on a Lolita pink dress with black tall boots and Konan chose a light blue t-shirt, black mini-skirt and black boots.

They ran down the stairs and met in the living room. Konan looked at it in utter confusion. Then she shrugged and smiled. She looked down at the couch and saw Itachi lying on his back and Sakura over him pulsing green chakra into his eyes. All the other guys were watching in excitement.

After a while,Sakura took her hands away and Itachi started to open his onyx eyes. Sakura was over him looking worried.

Itachi's blurred view started to clear and his eyes met a pair of jade green eyes.

He looked at his healer and saw a woman completely different than the fourteen year old he met 6 years ago. Well, except the hair. The same bright pink. But this time it was different. Longer, much longer and without the forehead protector.

But…wait a second…not only the hair was pink… the walls…they were pink too…Itachi's eyes widened in horror and he said "What.Have.You.Done.With.The.House.Pinky."

"I decided to redecorate it. As well as our room Ray Charl-…wait, you need a new nickname…Hmmm…..I know! I shall call you weasel! And if you dare and change anything in our room WEASEL ,you'll die. Horribly. Now I'm off with Konan for shopping. Bye Puppet boy, bye Dei-Dei, bye Weasel, bye sharky, I'm bored to say the other nicknames so bye anyway!"

And Konan pulled her out of the room leaving the boys like this: Oo' ?

Konan and Sakura were going around the mall, buying everything that caught their eye.

"How will we pay for all this?" Sakura asked.

"Just show the clerk of the shop this." she said and pulled up a black visa with red clouds.

"Tada! The Akatsuki credit card! This little piece of plastic guarantees that you'll get everything free!" Konan said and winked smartly.

A few hours later, they returned.

Sakura commanded Deidara to carry her new things up and Konan got Tobi to do it. Then Sakura went off to her room, not surprised to find Itachi there. He was on the bed twitching uncontrollably and mumbling something about pink.

For a second Sakura thought he was cute but then she smirked evilly and started to blabber about what she bought, the boys at the mall and other disgustingly girly stuff. She waited till Itachi was in a full seizure and then she began to talk about chakra. His spasms stopped and were reduced to some twitches. And he smiled weakly. She saved his life.

But wasn't she the one who tried to kill him? His blood red sharingan glared at her and she traveled in the world of tsukuyomi…

She wasn't tied to a cross, thank god, was her first thought. But then she felt him coming near to her.

"You actually brought me in that condition…a weak girl like yourself. I'm actually impressed. But now…it's time for the consequences." he said in a devilish voice. Sakura gulped and looked at him pleading silently. He smirked and said: You are condemned in 72 hours of……………..

Cliffhanger! Next chapter: "You're kidding right?" "No. Now let's begin."