Well, in this chapter begins the long awaited part… the romance!

Konan! Do the disclaimer!

Konan: Ok! Dorothy doesn't own Naruto. If she did the pairings of this fic would be canon.

"You are condemned in 72 hours of….watching this!" he said and she was immediately tied to a chair.

And suddenly, a huge screen appeared in front of her. The screen became blue, and then, the dreaded second appeared. The very second of the accidental kiss of Sasuke with Naruto.

Itachi's voice was stroking her ears unpleasantly. "This was his first kiss… Yes… The very first experience…Probably he's the first gay Uchiha.", and after that he started adding several disgusting details to what could have happened next. When Sakura got out of his world of shadows she was twitching and foam was coming out of her mouth.

Deidara rushed into the room. "Guess what, un! Leader-sama is here!"

Itachi shivered. "Oh shit." he said,visions of his leader in the pink living room made him want to hide.

"How is he feeling?"he continued.

"Absolutely fine. He asks to see you and Sakura. Now, un!" Deidara said,and got out of the room.

Itachi thought for a second."Ok…Sakura, wake up. Sasuke is here and he says he loves you."

Sakura snapped out of her seizure at once and fixed her hair. "WHERE IS SASUKE-KUN?"

Itachi was close to sweatdrop."Relax. I just woke you up because you were having a seizure. The leader wants to see us so move."

"Yes Itachi-sama!" Itachi smirked at the sudden change of her manner.He could really get used to that. Taming that girl was a challenge. And challenges were something he never said no to. Although he was a bit disappointed that it was over after a small tsukuyomi…

Sasori told him last night that they looked like an old married couple. If the man that said it was not as smart as he was,then it would have costed him 72 hours of seeing Orochimaru naked…

He looked at Sakura while she was going down the stairs happily. Her pink hair was waving while she skipped at each step. It was so soothing. And how her silluette rocked up and down gracefully.

He shook his head violently and mentally slapped his forehead. What was he thinking about? He had to be going insane. He had to admit though, that girl had something.

Pein introduced himself to Sakura, and told her to leave him and Itachi alone.

"Itachi, this girl is obviously useless in fields other than close combat and medical ninjutsu. I now appoint you as her personal trainer! No objections."

"What? You're kidding me right?"Sakura exclaimed while Itachi carried his leader's words to her.

"No. I am your personal trainer. Now, let's go outside to begin."

"Ok Weasel!"she answered.

Itachi sighed. He knew it wouldn't be that easy to get this girl to respect him.

Itachi started throwing random weapons at her and she was supposed to block or dodge them. Well, most of them were clearly embedded into her arms and legs so she started screaming.

"Pull them out. You should be able to block the kunai and dodge the shuriken. God you're useless." he said,aiming to get a reaction out of her.

"Oh really?I'll show you how useless I am!" she shouted, throwing a punch to the ground causing an earthquake.

Itachi poofed behind her and put a kunai to her throat. Then she did what she did best.

"And she was all like OMG, just look at how totally ugly her look is! And she like needs new shoes, and like a fancy bag and other totally hot stuff,and there was like, that totally hot guy who like liked her and then all the girls were like totally shocked ……"

Itachi was starting to get to a seizure again. He pushed the kunai closer to her neck and she ignored it, he put his hand over her mouth, she bit him and continued. He looked at her lips, that were throwing out a river of shitty monologue, and finally used his last trick.

Sakura's plan seemed to work. She continued to blabber uncontrollably when she felt Itachi's hand on her eyes. Next thing she knew he was frenching her.

She was shocked and tried to pull away but then she decided she was just fine there. She put her arms around his neck and kissed back. He smirked into the kiss and enjoyed the sensation. When they pulled away for air, Sakura looked at him happily.

A.N.:(Oh, how beautiful is the OOCness allowed when writing fanfics…)

Itachi put his arms around her waist and whispered in her ear "This is what happens when you are too annoying."

"Well…then I should be annoying more often." she said and closed the gap between them again.

Several hours later they returned to the manor. They were exhausted because of not only training but other activities too. When they came back Itachi held the smallest, undetectable warmness in his crimson eyes. Sakura looked hazy but collected.

Konan,getting the situation at once, dragged Sakura out of the living room and took her to her bedroom. "Pein, get out! NOW!"

"Ok, ok, jeez!" Pein said.'Crap, this woman must have PMS…'

"Now that we're alone, tell me everything!" Konan said with an evil smirk.

Sakura nodded and talked to her about everything that happened in the woods. When she was finally done, Sakura felt bad.

"What's wrong?" asked Konan, putting an arm on her shoulders.

"It's just that… I feel like I betrayed Sasuke…"

"Oh, come on!Like he hasn't betrayed you! You have us now. We are your big happy family of murderers!" she said,grinning like the maniac she was.

Sakura nodded her head and shed a few tears. "Thank you Konan-chan!"

"Oh, come here girl!" Konan hugged her in a successful attempt to comfort her.

Sakura headed to her room to sleep.

'Konan is right, Sasuke did betray me! He's a jerk! An even worse jerk than his brother.' she thought while she was having a shower.

"ACHOOOOOO!" Sasuke sneezed,somewhere very far away. Karin turned to him with a ready tissue. He got the tissue and pushed her away.

CHA!Finally finished this chapter...sorry if the tsukuyomi part wasn't what you expected.