Ok,I know I said the new chapters would all be on Christhmas but I wanted to post this a day earlier. /\

DoA:Itachi!Do the disclaimer.
Itachi:No.
DoA:shows ItaSasu yaoi gallery
Itachi:pukes OK OK!Dorothy doesn't own Naruto,Bleach,Shaman king,Death note or Star Wars.

Sakura and Itachi were called to Pein's office for a mission. When they got there, Pein hidden Mr Snuggles under his evilly mysterious office and looked at them with his creepy Rinnegan eyes.

"Itachi, Sakura. You have to go to Konoha."

"No." Sakura deadpanned.

"Let me finish. You have to go to Konoha and tell them that… we wish to become allies with them. Here is a scroll that you'll give to the Hokage herself. It contains top secret data that you are NOT allowed to see."

"Got it." Itachi said,his tone a bit hesitant.

"YAY! I'll see my mother and father again!!! I'm so happy!" Sakura was jumping around happily when Pein interrupted her.

"Well…your father…"

"He's dead, I know. It's just that I'll visit his and my mother's grave."She said,a bit more sadly.

Pein shook his head and stood up.He breathed in and coughed. "No Sakura .I am your father!!!"

"That's not true, that's impossible!" Sakura screamed, tears forming in her eyes.

"Nah. It's true. Remember, crazy hair is hereditary. I have orange hair and your real mother had purple hair…So when the colors mixed there came the pink. Your mother died at birth and I gave you to an adoption office, because if my daughter had pink hair, I would be laughed at in the evil guy meeting." He didn't want to even think of those meetings… 'That Aizen! Thinks he knows everything! He just goes around with his emo doggy and that fox faced bastard playing cool… And what about that pyromaniac, Hao? He almost burned my beautiful hair. Not to mention the textbook boy, Lightbulb or something. Only at the thought of having to meet them again I get angry…'

"YOU'RE LYING!!" she screamed, waterfalls of tears running from her eyes.

"Search your feelings, you know it to be true!!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay that's enough of that. Stop the star wars jokes."

"I'll stop the star wars jokes."

"You want to shut up and dismiss us."

"I want to shut up and dismiss you." Sakura didn't wait. She dragged Itachi out of the room and leaded him upstairs.

"I'm going to tell you something. Don't take it too bad…Itachi…I think I'm pregnant."

He blinked. And blinked again. And fainted for a few seconds. When he woke up he started shouting. "I'm gonna be a father! Do you listen to me world? HUH! In your face Uchiha clan!" and started giving out pancakes. Sakura was frozen. All that preperation for nothing???

Flaaashbaaaack….

Sakura had been feeling strange for a while then. Although she was an excellent doctor,those headaches wouldn't go away,and her teeth hurt,and she almost puked her guts out every day…It was time to go ask Konan about that.

She knocked on Konan's door. "Yes?"

Sakura popped her head inside. "Well…Konan…I need to ask you something.Why am I having those headaches?''

''What are you talking about? What sort of headaches?" Konan asked, suspecting what was going on.

''I've having those weird headaches,and I puke. A LOT!''

Konan smiled knowingly. "Well what do you think it is? I thought you were a medic."

Sakura was puzzled for a while, when realization hit her. "You…you don't mean I'm…"

Konan shook her head. Sakura gulped and used her chakra to confirm what the other female just implied. When she was proven right, Sakura paled. Then she began to smile. Now, finally some good news! How was she going to tell Itachi though?After an hour,she finally got the courage to tell him and promised to herself to say it when she saw him.

End Flaaaaashbaaaaack

"SAKURAA!" Uh oh. That voice was familiar… Pein…

"Y-yes leader-sama?" Sakura asked,playing innocent.

"Why didn't you report this sort of information directly to me?" Pein gritted out, murderous intent towards a certain pink haired girl.

"Well…eh…I forgot?" Sakura tried, wincing.

Pein raised an eyebrow. After a few seconds of complete silence he decided that he didn't want to have anything to do with this. "Do what you like.Just complete your missions."

Sakura's eyes brightened up. 'Thank god. We're not dying today.'

A few hours later…

Itachi was lying down on the bed while Sakura was messing up every closet, trying to find out what clothes to take with her. "Sakura…"

"Yes?" she answered, barely visible behind a huge pile of clothes. Itachi glared at her.

"Get out of there so I can talk to you!"

Sakura heard his dangerous tone and popped her head out of the closet.

"I've been thinking…after the mission,I'll pay my brother a little visit. Want to come?" Sakura's eyes glowed.

"Hell yes. I want to see his face when he finds out."

Itachi smirked. He hadn't seen his foolish little brother in ages. And torturing his angsty ass was just way too much fun to resist.