Itachi:Since when there is a plot?
Me:Shut up you.
Itachi and Sakura were standing right outside the walls of Konoha!They were both wearing their hats and cloaks so that no one would be able to recognize them.They passed through the gates thanks to Itachi's sharingan and headed straight to...get some dumplings of course!Itachi had a chronic case of sweet tooth and since Sakura went and got herself pregnant,she needed her daily sugar rush.
Meanwhile,many miles away...
Sas-k was walking up and down in his small (and,may I add,dirty as hell) hideout.Something kept him awake the whole night.He was banging his head on wall,trying to find out the source of his insomnia and knock himself out in the process,when...IT HIT HIM!
His eyes widened and he let out an insane laugh,waking everyone in a radius of 300.000 square miles.Well...except his team of course.He sweatdropped and cut his wrist with a kunai.The problem was that he forgot something.His wounds closed immediately after killing Orochimaru. He fumed out of his ears,eyes and mouth and took a deep breath.
"KARIN! SUIGETSU! JUUGO!"
In a matter of seconds,Karin was in front of him,hearts in her glasses and eyes. "Yes Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuun?" Sasuke sweatdropped.
Suigetsu came down a minute later,naked.Which earned him a punch from Karin and an icy glare from Sasuke."Go put some clothes on you idiot,before I chidori your sorry ass."
Suigetsu nodded frantically and disappeared.Sasuke sighed. "Okay,now,where in the name of Panic at the Disco is Juugo?"
As long as he asked the question,a wild cry echoed in the hideout. "KIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!"
Sas-k gulped."Oh,not again!!Damn,this brat needs a shrink.Karin,remind me to find him one.Prefferably an indestructible robot one."
Karin nodded and made a note in her mental notebook(which,by the way,had replaced her brain) while Sas-k ran to calm the most loyal member of his team down.
A few minutes later,they were all gathered in the small sitting room,Sas-k standing in front of them."Okay people, we're going to Konoha."
"Why, Sasuke-kun?" Karin asked.
"Because my Itachi-is-alive-and-going-there senses are tingling.Now,Karin, get the cloaks.We're leaving."
Karin run off and...fell flat on the ground after slipping on Suigetsu's belt.Sas-k shook his head,disappointed. 'Why couldn't the floor be filled with sharp objects,damn it!!I want her dead!!' he thought and cut himself once again. Hey,he wasn't always in such a strong emo mood,and he wouldn't lose the golden opportunity.
While Sas-k was cutting himself...
After Itachi finally devoured all the dumplings,he and Sakura headed straight to the Hokage's tower. They walked in and headed straight to Tsunade's office. Sakura busted in with a loud "Shishou!!" and a bone-crushing hug.The gamble-loving Hokage choked on her sake and yelped.
"Sakura." Itachi's deadpan voice was heard. "Stand back."
Sakura pouted and released the freaked out Hokage."Awww,you're no fun!"
Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "May I ask what are you doing here with Sakura,Uchiha?"
Itachi smirked and removed his hat."But of course.Sakura-kun here has decided to join our organization.And,because a certain someone has a soft spot for her...we are here to give you this." he explained and took a scroll out of his cloak.
The sake-loving Kage's other eyebrow,soon joined the first one as she read the scroll's contents. "A what?"
"An alliance,shishou!Can't you read?" Sakura cut in,as Itachi opened his mouth to speak.
A glare was shot at the pink-haired girl's direction.She blushed and stared down at her feet."Sorry."
Itachi frowned."Anyway,this is what our leader..." he stopped for a second.'What leader?Our actual leader is an insane D.I.D. sharingan user...'
"...wants." he completed. "So,what is your answer?"
Tsunade thought about it for a a bit.'An alliance with them?It would certainly be beneficial...not to mention that I can get one of those cloaks so I can hide my chest a bit...Really,I'm growing tired of Jiraya...'
She sighed. "Okay,fine.But only if you get me a cloak."
Itachi's eyes widened momentarily."Fine.We'll bring you one as soon as possible."
Meanwhile,back on Endor...Eh,I mean S.E.H. (Secret Emo Hideout)
"Okay people,I'm done!" Sas-k said,wearing his cloak and bandages,trying to hide his cut marks.
"Finally..." Suigetsu muttered.
Karin glared at him."Shut up!Sasu-kun can do whatever he wants!!He worked hard to get to such an level of emoness!" she shouted at Suigetsu,her fist ready to hit.
"Kiiiiilllllllll..." a low voice filled with killing intent growled.
Everyone in the room fell silent. "Oh crap." all three of them whispered. Sasuke gulped while Juugo was coming closer,his curse seal level 2 developing step by step.
"Okay.Two choices.Stay here and get killed,or run and leave Karin as bait." Suigetsu whispered to Sas-k.
Sas-k stared at Suigetsu."You know,that's the smartest thing you've said today.RUN FOR THE HILLS!" he shouted and left the room in light speed with Suigetsu following and Juugo hunting them(right after he turned Karin into a bloody mess).
"Don't worry!It's just one of those phases!It'll pass in a few minutes!" Suigetsu said.
"Sure,let's just run to Konoha." Sas-k answered,nodding.
10 hours later...
"You said it would pass, walking puddle!!" Sas-k shouted at Suigetsu,while Juugo was still on their tail,saying something along the lines of "Die-cut-heart-out-strangle-intestines-maggots-feed-corpse"
Suigetsu shrugged."I dunno.It should stop any second now."
And,thank whatever God(or author),Juugo's killing spree had ended.
Right out of Konoha.
"Well.This is what I call irony." Suigetsu said simply,staring at the random graffiti over the walls,and in huge bold letters,the saying:What happens in Konoha,stays in Konoha.
Sas-k raised an eyebrow."Okay,this wasn't like that when I left."
"Why do we have to leave now??" a girl's voice was heard from inside.
"You'll see.Stop being so impatient." another voice answered,this time a guy's. A very very familiar guy's.
And yes,out of the door walked Itachi and Sakura."Yo,foolish emo brother."
Sas-k fumed. "You!Brother!My unending hatred of you has brought me today to this spot,and my breathtaking angst has led me to the foosteps you made me take so many years ago, when you,my only brother,destroyed my life and my family,and turned me into the emo extraordinaire I am now,and I am finally going to defeat you,for the likes of you can't stand before the power of the EMO and..."
"Pleased to meet you,my name is Suigetsu."
"Hello,I am Itachi Uchiha." Itachi replied while Sas-k continued his speech.
"Sakura Haruno!" the pink-haired girl replied cheerfully.
"...and it's time to breathe your last breath,brother,for his is your unavoidable end...Are you guys listening to me??" Sas-k shouted at them.
Itachi threw him a Look and poked him on the forehead,sending him into a nearby tree. "Shut up,little brother.We're talking.So,you have a psychotic teammate,a Sas-k fangirl and an emo bastard as your boss?"
"Just as you said it,Itachi-san." Suigetsu said and shook his head in despair.
"Eh,hello?Revenge?Death?Blood tears?Epic battle ending in death and filled with angsty flashbacks of the past?Do I ring a single bell here?" Sas-k asked while he recovered.
"No,I have more important things to do.Okay brother,I have news for you.My future wife,Sakura Haruno,is pregnant.Looks like that I will revive the clan after all.Hehe.Oh well.You're gay anyway,so,see ya.It's been great to meet you,Suigetsu.Give me a call someday!" Itachi said and took his leave,Sakura following.
Sas-k fell flat on he ground,a bit of foam coming out his mouth and his eyes swirling.Suigetsu poked Sasuke with a stick."Eh...I think he's dead...hehe." he giggled,not noticing the menacing shadow of a schizoid shinobi looming over him...